damn thats gotta sting

Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

That makes me happy actually

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

The reason she gets more likes for solo pictures of her, is that the pictures are actually being used to scare the mice from the barn. You might not be scary enough

Pillows can do this when you sleeping hard

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

It wasn't supposed to be.

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

Or train!

What are you doing in there? Just chilling?

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

Me being on the bus: where is my book? Gonna read a chapter.

I like the sound of that tbh

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

Equal excitement to see each other!!

Oops I have been caught. I do this.

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

That is such a horrible feeling.

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

As a teacher I hated observation days.

10? rookie numbers.

Or do a backup. You know your computer is going to crash the day before you plan to do a data backup.

always the school memories

Jokes aside, I now appreciate a good sewing kit inside one of those tins...

Same, dude, same

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

*tonight

Why 2020 exactly? I feel it more like 2024 to me 😂

People my age (early 40s) usually look maturely handsome/beautiful, and have a sense of fashion and appearance/hairstyling/etc. that they have refined over the years. And then there's me: herpaderp-...e1edee.jpg

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

Is that what they call a lazy eye?

All my naps now are after school naps as I do not go to school anymore.

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

beauty is in the eye of the beholder - my beholder has no eyes

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

last xmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away...

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted this one