Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

damn thats gotta sting

That makes me happy actually

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

Just don't take such flattering photos of her LOL

Pillows can do this when you sleeping hard

It wasn't supposed to be.

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

Or train!

What are you doing in there? Just chilling?

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

I like the sound of that tbh

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

Me being on the bus: where is my book? Gonna read a chapter.

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

Equal excitement to see each other!!

Oops I have been caught. I do this.

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

That is such a horrible feeling.

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

always the school memories

10? rookie numbers.

Jokes aside, I now appreciate a good sewing kit inside one of those tins...

Same, dude, same

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

As a teacher I hated observation days.

*tonight

Or do a backup. You know your computer is going to crash the day before you plan to do a data backup.

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

beauty is in the eye of the beholder - my beholder has no eyes

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

Or Thom Yorke

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"

Why 2020 exactly? I feel it more like 2024 to me 😂

People my age (early 40s) usually look maturely handsome/beautiful, and have a sense of fashion and appearance/hairstyling/etc. that they have refined over the years. And then there's me: herpaderp-...e1edee.jpg

All my naps now are after school naps as I do not go to school anymore.

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted this one

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.

last xmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away...