Pillows can do this when you sleeping hard

Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

That makes me happy actually

damn thats gotta sting

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

It wasn't supposed to be.

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

What are you doing in there? Just chilling?

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

Me being on the bus: where is my book? Gonna read a chapter.

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

Oops I have been caught. I do this.

Or train!

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

always the school memories

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

I like the sound of that tbh

*tonight

Equal excitement to see each other!!

10? rookie numbers.

That is such a horrible feeling.

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

Waiting until Boxing Day when hopefully these will now be on special

Same, dude, same

beauty is in the eye of the beholder - my beholder has no eyes

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

As a teacher I hated observation days.

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

Is that what they call a lazy eye?

All my naps now are after school naps as I do not go to school anymore.

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

And we wonder why we all as a generation have the urge to kill visiting diplomats from troubled countries.

Anyone want a kidney

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted this one

*so-Hee-Haw-b*

* no one

Big Government = Bad Government...

I feel this in the spongy stuff inside my bones that makes RBCs.

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.

Spoken like someone not a single cat has ever permitted ownership.

Maybe it's campy and possibly a bit pathetic, but I 💖 the precious moments children. The innocence always gave me hope amid a very tumultuous and traumatic childhood. I have very few truly positive memories, but these little figurines are one of them.

That has happened to me before. The situation was beyond the teacher’s control (Digital gradebook issues) and she felt bad for the class, too. Thankfully, she was able to fix the issue quickly and we all got excellent grades on the project that initially tanked our overall class grades.

😄