Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

Pillows can do this when you sleeping hard

damn thats gotta sting

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

That makes me happy actually

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

It wasn't supposed to be.

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

What are you doing in there? Just chilling?

Me being on the bus: where is my book? Gonna read a chapter.

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

Or train!

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

Oops I have been caught. I do this.

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

10? rookie numbers.

always the school memories

Equal excitement to see each other!!

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

I like the sound of that tbh

*tonight

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

That is such a horrible feeling.

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

Waiting until Boxing Day when hopefully these will now be on special

Same, dude, same

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"

beauty is in the eye of the beholder - my beholder has no eyes

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

As a teacher I hated observation days.

We all have this.. Someday we'll say something akin to bless you (when someone sneezes from allergies) to mental health moment recognition .. Mental healthcare is healthcare.

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

Is that what they call a lazy eye?

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

All my naps now are after school naps as I do not go to school anymore.

And we wonder why we all as a generation have the urge to kill visiting diplomats from troubled countries.

Anyone want a kidney

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

* no one

I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted this one

*so-Hee-Haw-b*

Big Government = Bad Government...

I feel this in the spongy stuff inside my bones that makes RBCs.

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.

Maybe it's campy and possibly a bit pathetic, but I 💖 the precious moments children. The innocence always gave me hope amid a very tumultuous and traumatic childhood. I have very few truly positive memories, but these little figurines are one of them.

😄

Oh... oh no. That person is probably *not* alright, not for several weeks at least.