But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

I love the smirk of the kid! 😁👍

Mine, too.

Darth Bride

I want one

The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

I waited until the end of lunch at school for all the kids to leave so I could raid the trashcan for their half-eaten sandwiches and apples. No food or money at home. If it had gotten back to my grandmother that I had asked anyone for food or let them know about our situation at home, the shame of it would make her beat me black and blue. Kept my mouth shut and kept raiding the trash for a year.

I bought something for $10 with a check, but I only had $8 in my account, so it bounced, and they charged me $30 for bouncing the check. So I went from feeling like I had $10 to learning I only had $8 to really having $0 to having -$22. So if I had given the bank $21, I STILL would have been broker than broke. Yeah, that was the brokest I've ever been.

Either the months as a kid we just ate rice and beans or the time I had 6 bucks in my bank account, -1500 on my credit card, and over 200k in student loan debt. And was unemployed.

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I had to borrow money to drive to go where I could hold my cardboard sign. Sign tip: Big black letters and a few words. Think about how well the driver can read your sign.

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Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

what kind of malls do you ppl go to

It's the little things..

He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

Michlle took me shell

This seems like it would be satisfying

Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

I'm 66 and I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter

The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

Horses too. Silly things.

Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.

Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

Ok, I laughed at this way too hard 🤣🤣🤣

A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

(Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

Genius. Now all you need is dumb cops. :)

AKA - "I stole these for you."

Potential /s

And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

Lotoo not Lotto?

That's impressive cutting.

I know

"Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"

SO TRUE OMG!

hey buddy...mind if I get out first?

Great joke, Mr. Manson!

Go Queen, go…no seriously, go…

Aren't they sunflowers rather than dates?

And every hotel I stay at

Bottom left looks like a black version of The Mask

The door did not make its saving throw.

Are you naming your daughter Wednesday Addams?

Everyone instinctively knows that spider is getting ready to jump down your throat.

Yes, but would you step on a Lego?

One is annoying, the other one might start a fire