But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

I love the smirk of the kid! 😁👍

Mine, too.

Darth Bride

I want one

The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

what kind of malls do you ppl go to

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

It's the little things..

He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

Michlle took me shell

This seems like it would be satisfying

Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

I'm 66 and I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter

The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

She just hasn't learnt the pspspspsps technique yet.

Mean

😔 poor girl

This is child abuse!

Whoever did this deserves to be treated badly. Terrorizing babies and children isn't funny. It's a sign of psychosis.

Why do humans always exaggerate so much?

Who would do that to their child?! That's cruel to scare a child (or anyone), especially just so you can post it on social media.

that's so mean(but also funny)

Me. I did this

me...

Where's Sam Neill when you need him.

Is he frightened or GROWLING at them?

That child represents the Democrats today.

I'm a terrible person, and I would definitely point and laugh at this.

Let's set her up with lifetime counseling appointments

Dinosaurs!. Everybody loves dinosaurs! Everything is better with dinosaurs, girl!

It's times like this parenting is fun

Horses too. Silly things.

Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.

Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

Ok, I laughed at this way too hard 🤣🤣🤣

A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

Genius. Now all you need is dumb cops. :)

(Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

Potential /s

AKA - "I stole these for you."

And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

Lotoo not Lotto?

That's impressive cutting.

SO TRUE OMG!