You could say that they were a delivery driver.

jeez my kind of ppl right here

Would that make the politician who implemented such plan - the pothead?

Classic!

then you'd be looking really SHARP

That's actually a really great idea.

He looks a little board

your lucky i didn't have a cheeto in my mouth

Perfect reply! :D

i've seen this and i still coughed another cheeto up

*gasps dramatically*

Aw! He's so cute and fuzzy!

There's a reason why the French call it a piscine.

Haha!

hahahha

I'm sure he wouldn't want to purchase a dresser.

heheheheh

Of course, it is Ryan Reynolds

why did you even do that in the first place?

I'm so sad I laughed at this one...

my voice is hoarse

Those are not Pytons. Thats probably why thay are taking an introductory course.

Oh isn't he the goodest boy! Or goodest girl, I can't tell. But what a charmer!

Well, it's called a punchline...

oww

I'm sorry my people are always seeking forgiveness

i love this one lol

There are the four Houses: Griffinsports, Ravenkart, Skywardin, and Hufflepunch.

Now I'm hungry

ehhh? ehh?

oml WHO HAD TIME TO MAKE THIS?! its so pretty :D

took me a second

I take umbrage at that claim. Or, brage at the least.

Bum Bum Bum!

Dammit Karen

My choir is actually called AcQuire :)

Actually, you are legally allowed to have a single backup copy just in case the original becomes broken or destroyed, although we all know that this is not likely the reason a copy is made.

oh thank god, now we can ESC this horrible nightmare and SHIFT into a better scenario

No, he took Oolong. :C