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Tech companies are no longer recognized as just computer software producers. From the take-outs we order to the movies we stream, they've become integral parts of our lives.

So to better understand the folks that belong to them and make it all happen, let's take a look at what's going on in the Facebook group 'Programming Jokes & MeMes' where industry professionals relate to each other by poking fun at their joys and sorrows.

You will probably understand more if you can write at least one line of code yourself, however, that's not a prerequisite; the members of this online community are people just like you and me, and even if you're merely a simple internet user, chances are, you will still learn something about this colorful bunch after you scroll through their posts that we collected for you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hint: your last one you created was 7*&^*&gjHtujhgjkHG87686Jhg675&^*&^*&)YTYTEytffwjh

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    According to Stack Overflow’s 2020 Developer Survey, JavaScript currently stands as the most commonly-used language in the world (69.7%), followed by HTML/CSS (62.4%), SQL (56.9%), Python (41.6%), and Java (38.4%). And you can see this list represented in the group's content, too.

    Simply put, JavaScript is used to manage the behavior of web pages. With it, coders create dynamic web elements such as animated graphics, interactive maps, clickable buttons, and so on.

    Programmers who use HTML, CSS, and JavaScript in tandem obtain an even higher level of website control and can provide a better user experience in terms of navigation and readability. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this c**p. They make the APIs incompatible with older versions or they make some new library dependency.

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    Python, on the other hand, is a general-purpose programming language that empowers developers to use several different programming styles (such as functional, object-oriented, reflective, etc.) when creating programs.

    Several popular digital tools and platforms were developed with Python, including YouTube, Google Search, and iRobot machines.

    As one of the easier-to-learn and -use languages, Python is ideal for both beginners and experienced coders alike. The language comes with an extensive library that supports common commands and tasks, and its interactive qualities allow programmers to test code as they go, reducing the amount of time wasted on creating and testing long sections of code.  

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    Marcos Valencia
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check your URL, restart your browser, clean the cache, try to open it in an incognito window, change device... You're not pushing yourself!

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the part about standing on your left foot with your right index finger in the air.

    Tom
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its HTTP - its like a website thing. Like http//www.boredpanda.com

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I strongly recommend that you do not drive. ;)

    Divya09
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its HTTP 404 - an error code when server doesn't find any response for your request. Generally known as 404 - NOT FOUND

    tom qwerty
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its known to me as 3 things: 1. i am using windows 2.my crappy wifi router will not let the port forwarding settings work 3. i use yahoo

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    Benjamin Winnipeg
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    1 year ago

    My brain every 15 seconds

    Char Panda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that would make this better is if the car was blue.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure whether it will work, though my personal favourites: '; DROP TABLE vehicle_owner;

    Jesse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering, the car is from Hungary. It's also not quite legal to post fully visible license plates :D

    Cloudy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've been playing too much geoguessr. My brain immediately went to, "we're in the EU, where are we"

    Ichi as usual
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend -also in Hungary- owns the infamous "TDI-404" licence plate. It was originally registered on his W12 petrol A8. Well... TDI was not found in that.

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    J.M. Home
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be like "hmmm maybe I'll walk around for a bit then I can try to figure out how to find my problem" *five hours later * "never mind I give up"

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    Another increasingly common theme in the group is artificial intelligence (AI) and all the ways programmers are utilizing it. And it's easy to understand why if we compare a few surveys.

    In January 2023, Fishbowl, a social platform owned by employer review site Glassdoor, found that almost 30% of the nearly 4,500 professionals surveyed this month have already used OpenAI’s ChatGPT or another artificial intelligence program in their work. Respondents included workers from Amazon, Bank of America, JPMorgan, Google, Twitter, and Meta.

    Flash forward to this month, and according to a new GitHub programmer survey, 92% of US-based developers are now using AI coding tools both in and outside of work.

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    After partnering with Wakefield Research to question 500 US-based enterprise developers, GitHub also discovered that 70% of programmers believe AI is actually providing significant benefits to their code.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL... I knew someone in a lab who was like this. This person was NOT that much older than me... they were just **FREAKING** out like "What's this ... this ICON thing? HUH? I bet it's taking up ALL this memory" - and proceeded to delete all the shortcuts... I had a very difficult time taking them seriously for the rest of the year...

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a laptop once that ran so hot that it burnt my leg on the underside of a 1" (2.5cm) thick MDF desk. I think Toshiba may have confused some of the laptop parts with those from one of their microwaves!

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    Specifically, developers explained that AI coding tools can help them meet existing performance standards with improved code quality, faster outputs, and fewer production-level incidents.

    This is more than just people working on external open-source projects or just messing around. Only 6% of developers said they solely use these tools outside of work, so in other words, today, AI programming tools have become a part of today's business IT.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best tutorial you need for every word in a five minute video.

    However, keep in mind that even though ChatGPT can write a program for these folks, if they don't understand what they're doing in the first place, the result will still be garbage. So we still need to give credit where credit is due.

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    Developers simply believe AI will give them more time to focus on solution design. They hope to spend more time designing new features and products instead of writing boilerplate code. And I think we'll see if they get what they want on 'Programming Jokes & MeMes' in one form or the other.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but why the hell poor guy is sitting on a bank? EDIT: clearly bank was not the right word

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old Sony had a terrible fan design that just seemed to gather dust and fluff. Consequently whenever it was doing anything remotely useful, it sounded like a jet engine taking off. It was so bad that I had complaints from people on the other end of video calls!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Google suggestions tell more about the user of that pc than it tells about programmers (or Harry Potter)

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you studied 10 years of Roman literature after you decided "damn it I'll do software now"

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    Gommaus
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain this to me? I got the shift+WASD for gamers but I'm italian and for me the key in the second picture is @.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I think doing anything while somebody is watching is like that, especially if that someone is a person you like or want to impress

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our apologies, at the moment it's busier than usual, please call again next year" *click*

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im heavily tempted to calculate the real number of lines needed but I assume it is way more than 2605200

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No usually it's the other way - a totally overperforming pc compiling some dot net framework that could have been a 1kb shell script if someone would know more about coding

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a butterfly put it on the copy printer, fold the paper to a paper plane and let it fly - that is how close csv is to a database

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Programming isn't difficult. Programming correctly to produce something functional on the other hand....

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