30 Of The Most Hilarious Memes And Jokes About All Things Programming And Computer Science (Best Of All Time)
Every occupation has its anecdotes and inside jokes. Mathematicians joke about algebra, statistics, calculus, etc. Teachers have memes about what it's like to shape young minds and be criminally underappreciated in society. And programmers, the most tech-savvy of careers, have their specific humor as well.
The subreddit r/ProgrammerHumor is where coders and seasoned developers come to share funny content about their everyday lives. We've featured this community many times on Bored Panda over the years, so, this is the best-of-all-time edition. Whether you're a beginner or an experienced programmer whose impeccably clean code can make grown men weep, I'm sure you'll find something for yourself down below!
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One of my favorite take-your-own-self-down-a-notch phrases - "Have you ever actually looked at your web traffic?"
The r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit has over four million members. That's not really that surprising, given that as of 2024, there are around 28.7 million programmers around the world. The average salary for a software developer in the U.S. was about 108k in 2021, and the average yearly salary of a senior executive developer in the U.S. is about 225k in 2024.
The subreddit also has a few rules people have to follow if they want to be a part of the community. Posters have to share content that is funny or relatable to programmers, students, and anyone who aspires to be a programmer. "If somebody who has nothing to do with programming can see the humor in your post in the same way that a programmer would, then it's not programmer humor," the group's rules state.
I've been saying this for a while. Being able to get AI to produce exactly what you want means you being able to describe exactly what you want. This is why most of these chat bits go off the rails after about the third interaction.
The subreddit is also very clear about what programming-related content is and what it isn't. In short, tech humor doesn't equal programmer humor. "Operating system jokes, "Why does my printer never work" are all things related to technology, but not something that requires programming knowledge to see the humor in," the moderators clarify.
Indeed, not all people who work in tech are programmers. People can say they work in tech and be IT project managers, UX/UI designers, citizen developers, information architects, and AI operators. People often assume that programmers are just IT guys. r/ProgrammerHumor usually doesn't accept posts if they don't take a programmer to understand.
Programming. A profession where programmers are literally as shocked as the rest of us when it actually works.
Another interesting rule at r/ProgrammerHumor is to title posts in camelCase to improve readability. However, that can be a topic of contention in some programmer circles: some prefer to use underscores for identifiers. Luckily, there's even some scientific research to back up the superiority of camelCase.
No - in a real time time system like life, poop is handled as an exception thrown when necessary (insert throwing your poop joke here) so does not need to handled in the main loop. Of course if you don't include a throw(Poop) and catch(Poop) handler then you will end up with a massive core dump
Those who are pro-underscores claim that they resemble natural writing more; the underscores are stand-ins for spaces, making it easier for the eye to follow code. However, underscore haters say that it's just plain ugly: just compare "this_is_code" with "thisIsCode" and you'll see which one's way more elegant.
Researchers actually have done a study on which system is the most efficient. They observed 135 programmers and non-programmers who had to identify a matching phrase written in both systems. They found that camelCase has a higher (51.5%) probability of correctness, but it takes 13.5% longer to read than an underscore identifier.
I once had a model called "on" and eventually found out that it was short for "dragon", because "drag" had already been taken
No, you don't think about your code when driving home. Hold off until you are in the shower
And what about the tabs vs. spaces debate? Well, maybe people don't dump their significant others over it like Richard Hendricks did in HBO's Silicon Valley, it's still a Holy War for some coders. Google Developer Advocate Felipe Hoffa actually did some research into this and found which programmers use more often.
Hoffa analyzed a billion files from the top 400,000 projects on GitHub in 2016. He found that spaces outpace tabs in every major programming language except C and Google's Go. The 2017 Stack Overflow Developer Survey also revealed that 40.7% of programmers use tabs, 41.8% use spaces, and 17.5% prefer to use both.
Interestingly, there's also a financial component to this. Apparently, coders who use spaces for indentation make more money, too. Even if they have the same amount of experience, those who use tabs make around $15k a year less than those who use spaces. Still, there's no guarantee that you're magically going to start earning more just because you started using spaces instead of tabs.
You can always use UTC instead ... problem solved ... and now nobody has any clue when that log entry actually happened! 🤪
Mom - That's cute but I want that floor to look like you buffered it.
A very recent academic study set out to explore what makes programmers laugh. What's more fascinating, is that they used the r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit as the main source for their research. Its findings are not yet available, but in their abstract, the researchers state that the most popular submissions are those made in winter months in the northern hemisphere at 2-3 pm on the weekends, and are related to the "superiority and incongruity theories of humor."
It works only on Tuesday, but it seems to be a pretty decent result, because it means that it works properly on 52 (the number of Tuesdays in a year) days in a year, which is a very good result for a computer program, taking into account the fact that various studies indicate that Windows works on average up to 3.5 days without any error.
Not original, but it does sum up computing: if the real world worked like computers, every second Thursday when you tied your shoelaces, they'd expolde. Except sometimes they wouldn't.
I’m laughing but with sad tears running down my face. Either that or I’m crying while smiling. 😀😰
Load More Replies...trip down memory lane--got my start in IT because I kept calling the programmer to let him know of issues with his POS prgs. It was proprietary & all in-house with 1 programmer. Got to the point where they would come to me asking me to 'break' it. I happily obliged. Years later, I started working toward programming--ended up quiting & changing to a career in law enforcement (with a big pay cut)...much less stressful! Of course that was 25+ yrs ago--not sure I'd make that same move today! (Happily retired)
Not original, but it does sum up computing: if the real world worked like computers, every second Thursday when you tied your shoelaces, they'd expolde. Except sometimes they wouldn't.
I’m laughing but with sad tears running down my face. Either that or I’m crying while smiling. 😀😰
Load More Replies...trip down memory lane--got my start in IT because I kept calling the programmer to let him know of issues with his POS prgs. It was proprietary & all in-house with 1 programmer. Got to the point where they would come to me asking me to 'break' it. I happily obliged. Years later, I started working toward programming--ended up quiting & changing to a career in law enforcement (with a big pay cut)...much less stressful! Of course that was 25+ yrs ago--not sure I'd make that same move today! (Happily retired)