Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.
And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!
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This is a great review! Sometimes the language barrier isn't one.
I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.
To learn more about the wonderful world of interesting online reviews, we reached out to the moderator team of r/humorousreviews and got in touch with the subreddit’s creator, u/joshguillen. Josh was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share what inspired him to start this community in the first place.
“I started it for the same reason most subreddits get started - an emergent interest in a niche that, until that point, didn't have an obvious home,” he noted, sharing a link to a post from 11 years ago that, unfortunately has since been deleted, but included a review that inspired the new sub.
I could see Audi doing this. Bouche would just ignore it, unless it were zoomies time.
This is cute. I hope Google was happy with the review.
We were also curious about what kinds of reviews end up being shared in this group. “It's interesting in that posts here are on a slider, somewhere between informative and entertaining,” Josh told Bored Panda. “At 100% informative, stories are objective but end up being funny in bizarre, unexpected and unintentional ways.”
“As you get halfway, you find reviews with kernels of truth wrapped in entertaining and enthralling containers. And finally, approaching the entertaining end, you find the classic joke posts and sugar-fueled fun,” the creator continued. “There are outliers like responses to reviews, that keep things interesting for their own reasons, as well. Regardless of purpose, the outcomes are the same: fantastic stories, short and long.”
Josh also says there’s no shortage of creativity in the subreddit. “For a place all about showing the content of others, there are occasions where original content really shines,” he shared. “Seeing the creativity of people on the internet is always great, but it's even better when they're a member of your own community!”
How dare the author not be clairvoyant! Bad author!
Finally, we wanted to know if Josh believes it’s important for us to leave reviews online. “Reviews are a marketplace of human perspectives, featuring the funny, the insightful, and the commonplace, (hopefully) free from the strings of corporations and entities that will say anything to get you to buy, no matter how true or untrue it may be,” he shared. “It's simply authentic.”
“Jenny from Maryland probably has a more reality-based experience of a product than any Instagram ad or sponsored showcase you'd run into while researching it online,” he explained. “In a world where algorithms and influencers are near inescapable, there's value in hearing from someone without a horse in the race.”
And if you’re interested in seeking out comical reviews or you happen to stumble upon some, don’t keep them to yourself! “Content is sparse due to the nature of finding great reviews these days, but it's always been a game of quality over quantity,” he added. “If you ever see any reviews that made you smile (or question your life choices) you're more than welcome to share them here!”
ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J
Was this the "No tell" motel? ( A reference to the movie, A Summer Place.)
We also were lucky enough to get in touch with the creator of the Google Reviews subreddit to hear how their community came about. "I started this subreddit a few years back because I’ve always loved checking out restaurants ahead of times and their reviews," the moderator shared. "I noticed there was a subreddit for funny reviews on Yelp, which is on its way out, but not for Google."
This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.
As far as why people hop online to share such brutal and hilarious reviews, the creator says, "I honestly think people encounter crazy places, or crazy scenarios at regular places, and they just have to share (warn?) others about it!"
They also noted that it's difficult to choose any favorite posts from the group, because there are simply too many good ones. "Every time I find a post I think is the funniest or craziest I’ve ever seen, another newer post takes its place," they told Bored Panda.
The home of the chucked nuggets. Hey, that might work.
The creator also believes that it’s very important to share reviews of businesses online, especially if you’ve had a positive experience. "All too often, people only post their negative reviews. Business owners go through a lot of work and money to make their customers happy, and the least we can do, besides buy from them, is tell others about how happy they made you feel," they explained. "I review businesses constantly, more so the good ones than the bad ones. And definitely if they’re a small business."
At least OP admitted it wasn't the store's fault.
We hope you're getting a kick out of these reviews, pandas. Remember to start reviewing all of your favorite businesses, and be sure to upvote the pics on this list that you would give 5 stars to! Then, if you're interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring humorous reviews, look no further than right here!
If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.
I wonder what this review is about... Like which venue got reviewed.
Jilted lover, cheating grandma, lost dog. Throw in a pickup truck and you've got a hit country song.
Screw the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore, this is the reality show we need.
Definitely a country song. 🎶My ex-wife had sex with my grandmother. I would have thought it'd be my brother. She took the dog and left me with no other. If I find her, her life I will smother.🎶
There is a 20 minute version on a bunch of websites.
Load More Replies...Maybe not an "affair", but a "long talk"? Maybe grandma gave her some good advice to move on? Anyone who spends more than $161,990 on a vinyl press has too many issues for a long-term relationship?
Doesn't that just sound absolutely sick?
Load More Replies...Grandmother tends to make us think of a little old lady... But if both the mother and grandma had their children at, say, 16? The grandmother could be in her mid to late 40s... I've no idea why I'm saying this btw...
Make a country record and play it backwards, you’ll get all that stuff back. Plus maybe a pickup truck.
1) Why buy THIS as a gift for your wife? Did she ASK for it? (When I wanted a divorce, I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner and a workbench; it worked immediately.) 2) Why buy a vinyl press which *cannot* cut 12 inch records? You cheated yourself out of a potential future business! DOUBLE failure!
What’s up with people sharing their life story etc? I feel bad for them but why add it in a review on a product that has nothing to do with your private life?👀 Edit typo
If he can afford a $168,000 present, he can afford the therapy to get over the ex happy slapping grandma.
I’m deeply disappointed by the lack of sugar-free gummy bear reviews
If you want to laugh your butt off at reviews, I suggest you go to Amazon and read the reviews for a book called, "Moon People." I had tears coming out of my eyes reading all the comments about this likely atrocious book.
Found it! -- https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PP4T692LPESZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.woFzVQtxQFrdUQPKIeBpP_pfN0Ptx4gOUFJq9SGypDDQV4quwCW2jjqg9GHqVXbU4IT9lnRUljxvF12g76B_zHy-lZKZ2IEJyPJIJfJjiSec7fWWTrKHYAqjIOo9wUlS7GX6Vv8DT6T2swmy5rDXPc2kfK09dZ19B7tO0DipEHqvAKHJ7lwlfcqJHw6lGpz-YwEeEYDwMUYjHelVjwMXtfSIV4GyLf8CKFQsSnOpBi8.hlq6HvVWAuFMFtGeIWMo7BcViubxXKF1iywv9gZ7yp4&dib_tag=se&keywords=moon+people+book&qid=1711826004&sprefix=moon+people+boo%2Caps%2C313&sr=8-1#customerReviews
Load More Replies...This was in last week's post. And it has nothing to do with the headline.
This "https://www.amazon.co.uk/Valencia-swing-bed-Garden-Swing/dp/B071Y2QQT7/ref=sr_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1525611261&sr=8-45&keywords=Outdoor+bed+swing" is the GOAT for me. It's a little nsfw.
I’m deeply disappointed by the lack of sugar-free gummy bear reviews
If you want to laugh your butt off at reviews, I suggest you go to Amazon and read the reviews for a book called, "Moon People." I had tears coming out of my eyes reading all the comments about this likely atrocious book.
Found it! -- https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PP4T692LPESZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.woFzVQtxQFrdUQPKIeBpP_pfN0Ptx4gOUFJq9SGypDDQV4quwCW2jjqg9GHqVXbU4IT9lnRUljxvF12g76B_zHy-lZKZ2IEJyPJIJfJjiSec7fWWTrKHYAqjIOo9wUlS7GX6Vv8DT6T2swmy5rDXPc2kfK09dZ19B7tO0DipEHqvAKHJ7lwlfcqJHw6lGpz-YwEeEYDwMUYjHelVjwMXtfSIV4GyLf8CKFQsSnOpBi8.hlq6HvVWAuFMFtGeIWMo7BcViubxXKF1iywv9gZ7yp4&dib_tag=se&keywords=moon+people+book&qid=1711826004&sprefix=moon+people+boo%2Caps%2C313&sr=8-1#customerReviews
Load More Replies...This was in last week's post. And it has nothing to do with the headline.
This "https://www.amazon.co.uk/Valencia-swing-bed-Garden-Swing/dp/B071Y2QQT7/ref=sr_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1525611261&sr=8-45&keywords=Outdoor+bed+swing" is the GOAT for me. It's a little nsfw.