Oh god...

Husband documenting style is very "on an expedition into the unknown" <3

I would have bought this AND the real one :)

It rather ought to be "Sorry for whatever I did".

Hahahaa, I can totally relate. Not just the breath, his deodorant, cologne was making nauseous. He had to be completely fragrant free before he could get close to me.

From where do I know that...

Really want a husband like this, but I'm a d**k. 😥😥😥

She must have a sixth sense: She can feel the presence of tacos.

Doesn't look really safe :)

I'm not pregnant, but I relate completely

I think she may want some cereal.

Subterfuge happened

Never take away ANY woman's ice cream...what the hell were you thinking???

And after that rub her sad swollen feet.

Sounds like something would've said when we were expecting.

yeah its you...

Well... When someone's hungry... Everything can happen

You have to put all your stuff on high shelves then!

Better be prepared.

all nacho for you!!!

There's only one thing getting you back in the house.

lmao he about to skip divorce and go straight to funeral lol

You can never have too many pickles.

Get that baby some Vitamin D. Or to Springfield.

i like the juxtaposition of the sparkly pink ink with the threats of violence.... only way it could make me happier would be if the exclamation points had hearts instead of dots...

Your wife is beautiful

aaaand its gone xDD

My wife went all winter without blankets. Bonus points: I never got in trouble for stealing them.

True Love.

It must be so nice to have a healthy craving...

That seems low.

Wife says: Your smell is making me nauseous. Husband: Ok babe, I'l sleep in the spare. Wife: No! Leave your pillow here! I need it to smell you! Husband: *backs away slowly

Sweet.

She's good.

Daily struggles.

I would watch this movie

Well, you're screwed.

Not just surviving, but also winning !

what about doing your own lunch ? she"s already making you a baby :p

tbh it's the same at my house and no one is pregnant

I have never seen these Best Maid pickles in my life, and here they are twice in one post. Same person or popular pickles? We may never know.

Get thee to the store!

I love that dog.

When I was expecting my third I craved smoked mackerel and demanded hubby to buy some..it was 11 at night. He woke up an old pakistani neighbour of ours who owned a store. The old man jumped out of bed and drove straight to the store to get me some <3 He had 9 children.

That's not even close to a blizzard. Not even a dusting. Were i come from 2 feet of snow is needed to even delay school lol

Pizza with pickles

8 months pregnant hubby found me sound asleep on the balkony...with a thin nightgown. It was in the midle of december...in Norway...

Need to adjust the heigth, jar is too high, requires to much efforts to get them.

Its never too cold for ice cream?

Normal

You brave little b*tch. Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant.

This would be normal for my husband.. #notpregnant

More? There is no more. You drank the whole fairy! (True Blood)

Post it notes! Great idea for MomBrain fails!

Nope. Thass the pit.

For those of us living in a country with normal measurement units, it's 15,5° C. ;)

Morning sickness is a stupid name. ALL the damn hours sickness would be way better.

She's her own pillow fort.