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Everyone likes a good meme in this day and age. From relatable to hilarious, we all enjoy sharing and seeing legitimately funny posts online, particularly if we can immediately save and send them to our loved ones. 

The “Funny Posts” Instagram page is very precisely named since it does exactly that, sharing funny posts and memes. So get comfortable, prepare to chuckle a bit as you scroll through and upvote your favorite ones. Be sure to share your own thoughts and ideas in the comments section below. 

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I bring you the breakfast into the bed, just "thanks" is good enough. I don't like to hear things like "Who are you?" and "Whatcha doin' in my house???"

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    The “Funny Posts” Instagram page boasts an impressive 3.2 million followers and is just one of probably hundreds of meme pages out there. There are no two ways about it, people love and absolutely crave new memes every day. A side effect of this endless drive to create more memes is the expansion of what a meme even is.

    As the online magazine Built In noted, memes are now commodities, surrealism art, inside jokes, and political statements. Sometimes, a meme will fall into multiple categories at once, depending on who is looking at it. If you have ever explored more niche meme pages, you will understand what I am talking about.

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    It’s not uncommon for meme pages to have followings significantly larger than many world leaders. Memes are also quite universal, as these same world leaders might even be following and viewing them just like us. Multiple meme page admins have admitted that they really took off after various celebrities started following their pages and reposting their content. 

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    While a common “fun fact” is that Richard Dawkins coined the term “meme” in his 1976 book, “The Selfish Gene”, the more modern use of the word comes from Mike Godwin, in an article he wrote for Wired. He defined it as “an idea that functions in a mind the same way a gene or virus functions in the body. And an infectious idea (call it a "viral meme") may leap from mind to mind, much as viruses leap from body to body.”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

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    When we look at it like this, there is solid evidence that there were no doubt memes in the past, but the communications technology of our ancestors was, unfortunately, simply not quick enough. Add in the fact that in a pre-digital world, most people couldn’t “create” content, due to the combination of the costs, illiteracy, and lack of time, that it makes more sense that the internet was ultimately crucial for the explosion of memes. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.

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    We can see a sort of internal evolution in internet memes as certain tools became more widespread. What started as text over various images evolved into meme songs, videos, and really anything else a common person could get their hands on. With smartphones comes the ability for every person to shoot, direct, and upload their own clips, so the same is just as true for memes. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.

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    At this point, one can simply Google any relatively well-known meme with the word “template” and find a site that will allow you to turn your idea into reality in mere moments. As a result, memes are being produced at a scale never seen before, creating a sort of digital folklore for future anthropologists to sift through. 

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there

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    With the tools in the hands of the people, so to speak, netizens have really unleashed their inner creatives. As a result, more modern memes often engage with surrealist themes and contain various bits of image distortion for effect. At the same time, certain memes are so widely known that they can be simply alluded to through clever cropping and positioning. 

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    At some point, people started to realize that in-jokes and referential humor can work in memes quite effectively. As a result, nearly every fan group, fandom, and really anything that remotely brings people together most likely has a meme page dedicated to it. More than likely, there are several, as schisms, disagreements, and a varying sense of taste take over. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what are the icons for "I am fine with whatever you pick" followed by and "naaah, not that".... Cause I figure those will be the most used

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the pizza was delivered? Because that would be the *chef's kiss* perfect part of the text that most wouldn't get.

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    As with everything popular and good, marketing memes smell blood and are all eager to cash in on attention and trends. You have probably already noticed companies using corporate accounts to seem more approachable, like fast food chain Wendy’s Twitter account “roasting” its rivals, to the Duoling Owl being all over folks' TikTok feeds. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you look for in a woman?" "Two legs, but I'm willing to compromise on that". From the Vicar of Dibley.

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    While it can at times be fun, these companies actually have talented marketing teams. The future of memes-as-marketing will probably look more like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, who truly believes he could make it as a comedian. So for the time being, it’s best to appreciate hilarious memes for what they are. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, a very funny movie-centric YouTube channel. They've had a whole saga about that photo.

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    TheNewJenBrady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this photo was from quite a few years ago. Her baby is probably a preteen by now...now I need to go Google it

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a vaccine scar? I have one on my left shoulder from elementary school (they actually gave us shots right there, on the premises).

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes shutting down is safer because the words in the argument can never be taken back. And they cut deep and permanently into my soul. That was my experience with my parents. The s**t they've said to me over the decades? I wouldn't even say that to someone I didn't like. Anyways. That's my two cents'.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the 7-11 I worked at, we only had room for half a shelf of bread, delivered on Friday. Every weekend in summer we'd get bought out in an hour because people wanted to feed the bread to the ducks in the park across the street. So we got 50 pound bags of cracked corn, separated it into a couple cups each in small paper bags and sold the bags for like $2 a bag. The ducks ate healthy food, we didn't run out of bread, and the store made money. So what did corporate do when they found out? Told us we couldn't do this any longer. So the ducks ate bread again and we had to listen to people complain because we were out of bread all week. Talk about your birdbrained corporations. Southland Corp, that's you.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that we dropped the kid down the dumb-waiter to try to unjam it and now they're both stuck.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hates that smug little shite, along with tweety pie, road runner and yankee doodle pidgeon.

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    FatKidShakeDown
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, baby, you're capable of putting the pieces back together yourself. It doesn't take a partner.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly Dewey just went through everything, as the youngest he had no choice

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girl friend in college thought being tall was unfeminine. (She started dated me because I was 6'4" and made her look shorter.) She claimed to be 5'8 but would admit to 5'10. Looking at a picture of her standing next to me when she was in flat heels, you can see that she was easily six feet tall. Apparently she got over that eventually. She ended up marrying a shrimp of a guy who she towers over.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I'd rather someone to cuddle me cause I can be sad/mad while laughing. It doesn't help.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this would worry me if my child said this to me. Come get some hugs

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    Huddo's sister
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    12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After enduring an abusive ex, I'm glad my best friends found someone much better!

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be the adult you needed when you were a child. I'm a much better teacher than all of mine combined.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only work within a narrow pressure range of around 1 atm.

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless i'm interpreting this incorrectly, that's an incredibly rude to say to someone, especially your s/o...

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    deejak
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, uses more water, having to wash them several times a day. When there are several pieces, you can wash them all at once (i do 2-3 spoons or forks at a time).

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the main character in my life story. Although the dressing room I've been assigned fails to reflect that.

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    Mia Seth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas. The person I like has the Brick Wall Syndrome. The saying "I feel like I'm talking/texting a brick wall." So for me it varies on the time of day.

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    Jacob Shepherd
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like when random words are bolded because I always try to read them like a secret message and it is almost never a secret message

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    myvloggun [[ he/him ]]
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isnt how it works, yall. as someone in a polyamorous relationship, COMMUNICATION IS KEY IN ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible thought. One of me is quite enough damage to inflict on the planet.

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    Natty Tempest
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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah, public ridicule. Because punches leave visible marks. Banter is fine, but this can be weaponised!

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