We need to hear more like this is such negative times.

If I bring you the breakfast into the bed, just "thanks" is good enough. I don't like to hear things like "Who are you?" and "Whatcha doin' in my house???"

True love that.

Hah imagine having friends

No steaks are too high if we stick together

All the time.

I think this is the best wedding photo ever 6C7650060-...0ec3bf.jpg

I was allowed to live, period. Not necessarily there.

I like this

If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!

This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

Patsy Cline and The Pretenders. Great Shower Karaoke.

Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.

Do it now!

Or pets (bunnies in my case).

Three paws also an option.

Oh, that's sad but true.

What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.

Exactly. It goes from talking about anime to my self hate and suicidal thoughts

that was smooth AF

God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there

yes

They'll get dry some time. Cigarette won't. \s

Thats a keeper lol

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Correct

Wait, you get 30 minutes? Lucky...

"What do you look for in a woman?" "Two legs, but I'm willing to compromise on that". From the Vicar of Dibley.

Sounds like fun to me. And mainly this is hiding the below comments.

And that is a smart Dad

Can't remember ever hearing of that....

Yup. Then I married him. Best thing in my life.

He looks like a bobble head!

Women DO fart??? My life's just been shattered...

Necessary context, character backstory and vocabulary or history lesson

That's Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, a very funny movie-centric YouTube channel. They've had a whole saga about that photo.

Every. F*****g. Day.

And this photo was from quite a few years ago. Her baby is probably a preteen by now...now I need to go Google it

Or a kitty with death claws

Rude to everyone. I don't discriminate.

Same thing for them

If I said this to my mum I would die

Yarn't

Point it out to your professor and watch him squirm as he tries to explain it away

More like Frida, Satur, Su

To be fair, my dog isn't going to tell anyone else.

Tell me about it

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Is this a vaccine scar? I have one on my left shoulder from elementary school (they actually gave us shots right there, on the premises).

But sometimes shutting down is safer because the words in the argument can never be taken back. And they cut deep and permanently into my soul. That was my experience with my parents. The s**t they've said to me over the decades? I wouldn't even say that to someone I didn't like. Anyways. That's my two cents'.