A true radical.

That's because it's not nonsense to him. 😊

We’re definitely giving feudalism a repeat

I am with the OP and willing to die on this hill

How about weekly?

And if you're not brave enough to pick one while other passengers are still waiting, go for a belt that has lonely suitcases just going round and round. Not that I'm brave enough to do even that, but it's not like the thought hasn't crossed my mind ...

my cat gets the same about pigeons

OK. This one I really like.

Mom?

This.

My son and his partner don't want kids, and do you know what I said? Absolutely nothing as it's nothing to to with me.

It's an unspoken grief for me personally. I have three children and have told every single one of them I fully support their choice if they want to be childless and would actually recommend it because it's a terrible world out there and getting worse.

Mom, Dad, it's because you and your friends keep voting for people who are pro-life - right until the moment of birth... 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Honestly, if I had to do it over again, knowing then what the world would look like now, I would not have had them either.

Boo fücking hoo.

A growing number of Americans cannot afford to have children. They have to work increasingly long hours at work for little pay to just barely afford their exorbitant rent and grocery bills. A growing number of Americans cannot afford to buy a home to raise a child in. Minorities- lgbt+, women etc- are being forced back in time to a point where their rights are being taken away, while the good old boys talk about making America great again. And we can't afford decent daycare that will watch those children and not abuse them. They also choose not to have children because of the horrible abuses they suffered at the hands of those same grandparents who now want a 'do-over' with the grandkids. Some people choose not to have children because they've created a world where we don't feel safe doing so. So yeah, a growing number of Americans don't want children. and we wonder why.

I read that, and it really hit home. When my first son got married was at the bridal shower. Her mom kept pestering her to have kids (at the shower!) and tried to rope me into joining her. Hell no! Not my place! Their decision. I have never once told them to have kids. Same with Second Son. I now know I will never have grandchildren. Yes, my heart is broken. But I will NEVER tell them, because it's their lives, not mine. I need to figure out my grief, my future planning, on my own.

Nope. Not unspoken. Mum reminds me regularly how sad she is about this choice.

Those who what to be a grandparent and will not become so through blood need to find an overworked and tired single parent and ask them if they can come to their house and play with their young children; maybe take them for a walk or to a nearby park. These same people would love you to fold their toddler clothing, pick up blocks and books, as well as wipe clean the high chair tray. Don't mope, find the grandchildren out there who need a grandparent.

Hey, I've got grandcats!

You want grandkids? Should have had more kids of your own and raised them to believe parenting kids is enjoyable. Not our fault you don't know how odds work.

SPOON is my favorite British insult. (The most useless tool in the drawer)

Sounds chill, they usually contain only 700ml and it's not hard to chug that down within 5 minutes

Not something to be proud of

Capitalist turducken is now my new favorite phrase. Thank you.

To successfully digest a cherry tomato

Just make it up as you go along like everyone else.

Oh my!!!!!! I love the design

I think it does actually.

There is way too much hatred in my family, for any of us to ever be in the same city.

Zaftig means pleasantly plump, and it's the only positive synonym of fat that I know of. Anyone know any other words that put a positive spin on something that is usually deemed negative?

I remember reading that list on Cracked that basically convinced me that Cosmo's staff want all men dead.... or at least heavily maimed. It was just such a manical marriage between gaslighting and paranoia, it wouldn't surprise me if Cosmo is the women's magazine version of Fox News.

My phone just tried to close down 4 tabs I've been keeping open for reference for at least 4 years. I usually consult them at least once a year, but my phone thought it would be "helpful." Thankfully it also gave me the option to open them back up, but I'm still salty my phone thinks it knows me.

This has been my mood a lot recently

Don't worry. Bosses know they're being lied to all the time.

I used to live in hope that it wouldn't happen but now not so much.

He's too busy kissing Trump a*s to ban Trumps favorite.

Taking a stroll down around the house around the house while in your birthday suit or using the toilet without closing the door are two of the best things in the entire world, unless you have forgotten you have put up your in-laws in the spare room for the night

My wife trying to convince me that a 30 cent savings/gallon on fuel is worth driving 30 miles for. "Yes dear, you DO save $3.00 (on 10 gallons), and your car gets 30mpg, at an average price of $3.00/gallon

How often are you on the toilet?

I like popcorn in a cinema for this, stops my mind from wandering, so I can enjoy the film. Distractions aren't always a bad thing.

The sunglasses are part of a pre-'sup agreement.

Exactly. Except that it's the exact same phone with the exact same text and I saw your text, I just want you to shut up and go away because I am in BED and I am COZY, SANDRA.