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Women truly excel in every field, and humor is no exception. Whether it’s juggling careers, sports, or just day-to-day life, they give it their all—and often with a hilarious twist. Every individual has their unique charm, but today, we’re shining the spotlight on women and their razor-sharp wit.

The Bored Panda team scoured the depths of X (formerly known as Twitter) to bring you the funniest and most relatable tweets by women in recent months. From clever one-liners to laugh-out-loud moments, these posts show how women are bringing their A-game to humor online. Keep reading to dive into this curated selection of comedic gems to brighten your day!

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    While these posts highlight the fun and witty side of women, it’s worth noting that humor often comes from a place of resilience. Women joke about life, and their quirks, and even make fun of themselves, but behind the laughs, there are still significant issues that need attention. 

    Lack of education is one such issue. Even today, in many parts of the world, women and girls are denied the right to an education. Whether that’s due to poverty, cultural norms, or a lack of resources, countless women miss out on opportunities simply because they’re not allowed to learn.

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    Another pervasive issue women face is the stigma surrounding menstruation. Despite being a natural biological process, it is often shrouded in taboo and silence. This leaves countless women and girls without proper resources, education, or support, forcing them to navigate these challenges in isolation.

    Menstrual stigma often stems from cultural and societal biases, which frame menstruation as something shameful or abnormal. This perception can marginalize those who menstruate, perpetuating a cycle of misinformation, exclusion, and limited access to essential hygiene products and facilities.

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    Funny post by a woman joking about airport security and baggage claim chaos.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you're not brave enough to pick one while other passengers are still waiting, go for a belt that has lonely suitcases just going round and round. Not that I'm brave enough to do even that, but it's not like the thought hasn't crossed my mind ...

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    In the workplace, the gender pay gap remains a stark reality. Many women have spoken up about being paid less than their male counterparts for the same roles and responsibilities, highlighting how far we still need to go to achieve workplace equality.

    Gender inequality isn’t limited to pay. Women often face limited opportunities for leadership positions or decision-making roles. This imbalance extends to politics, corporate offices, and even creative fields.

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    Funny post by a woman, joking about accidentally telling her boss "I love you" and planning to walk into the ocean.

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    Matt Du
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    8 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be avoiding her for the next few weeks or keeping everything short and to the point, even with an explanation, just in case.

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    Balancing work and life is another unique challenge many women face. Juggling careers, families, and personal goals can feel like an uphill battle. Interestingly, the pandemic has prompted more men to take on household responsibilities, easing some of the burden, but it’s still far from equal.

    Pregnancy discrimination is yet another issue. Many women report being passed over for promotions or even losing their jobs simply because they’re pregnant or are planning to have children. This unfair treatment discourages women from pursuing both career and family goals simultaneously

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    #21

    Tweet by a woman humorously discussing her daughter's comment on body image.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    2 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zaftig means pleasantly plump, and it's the only positive synonym of fat that I know of. Anyone know any other words that put a positive spin on something that is usually deemed negative?

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    Workplace disparity doesn’t stop there. Women often face additional challenges like discrimination and bias, especially in male-dominated industries. It’s a battle just to be seen, heard, and taken seriously.

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    Screenshot of a tweet by @VeryBadLlama sharing humorous adult life problems.

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    Northlander72
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    4 minutes ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading that list on Cracked that basically convinced me that Cosmo's staff want all men dead.... or at least heavily maimed. It was just such a manical marriage between gaslighting and paranoia, it wouldn't surprise me if Cosmo is the women's magazine version of Fox News.

    Inadequate healthcare is another hurdle. From reproductive health to mental health services, many women face barriers to accessing the care they need. Whether that’s due to a lack of resources, stigma, or systemic bias, these gaps have a profound impact on women’s lives.

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    #26

    Funny post by a woman joking about using different phones for escapism and responding to texts.

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    justagirl
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    2 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Except that it's the exact same phone with the exact same text and I saw your text, I just want you to shut up and go away because I am in BED and I am COZY, SANDRA.

    These posts may show the lighter side of women, but they also serve as a reminder of the strength and humor women bring to the table despite the challenges they face. Which issue do you think needs more attention? Let’s start the conversation!

    #29

    Funny post by a woman about kettle chips being louder than thoughts, with high engagement likes and comments.

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    Matt Du
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    7 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like popcorn in a cinema for this, stops my mind from wandering, so I can enjoy the film. Distractions aren't always a bad thing.

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    #48

    Funny post by a woman joking about resting all seven days if she were God.

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    Space Invader
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    4 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have created day and night at the very end - that way I'd have gotten everything done in a single day and gotten the rest of the week off!

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    #51

    Tweet by a woman joking about spending habits, comparing time spent saving money on gifts to buying pizza.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife trying to convince me that a 30 cent savings/gallon on fuel is worth driving 30 miles for. "Yes dear, you DO save $3.00 (on 10 gallons), and your car gets 30mpg, at an average price of $3.00/gallon

    #55

    Screenshot of a funny post by a woman, sharing humorous thoughts after taking Nyquil and waking up to a note.

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    Matt Du
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    7 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first and last bits were funny. But feels like someone being a b***h to other women

    #56

    Screenshot of a funny post by a woman about enjoying silence in her new apartment.

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    Matt Du
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    6 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a stroll down around the house around the house while in your birthday suit or using the toilet without closing the door are two of the best things in the entire world, unless you have forgotten you have put up your in-laws in the spare room for the night

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    #60

    Funny post by woman expressing anxiety about a package delivery while not at home.

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    Matt Du
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    7 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought a large steel delivery box, bolted to the side of my house was a brilliant idea, unfortunately so do all my neighbours.

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    #74

    Tweet humorously criticizing Michael Buble's song lyrics change by a woman.

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    34 minutes ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're gonna choose to cover that song, the least you can do is be gay about it

    #76

    Funny post by a woman about being invited to a New Year's Eve party with a $20 entry fee.

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    Susical
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez. If you're broke, make it BYOB (bring your own bottle) or even a potluck. But a cover fee for a house party?

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    #86

    Screenshot of a Funny Post By Women, joking about Timothée Chalamet's appearance.

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    Matt Du
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    6 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iris J. Holzleitner in a research study over 15years discovered that less attractive women and/or those that were also somewhat attracted to other women are more likely to be drawn to feminine looking men. Also women in general prefer masculine men more for a short-term fling than for marriage; the more masculine, the less likely to have long term commitment

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    #99

    Tweet by a woman humorously mentioning feeling emotionally unavailable and deciding to download a dating app.

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    Susical
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true though. Some straight male friends have told me that lots of women on the apps will chat, but then hesitate to actually meet up for a date. Like, why are you even on the site?

    #100

    Tweet by a woman humorously describing her moving experience, with emojis and engagement metrics visible.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    13 minutes ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda dis this when I moved cross country. Had to figure out if it was cheaper to actually move things, or donate and repurchase at my new spot.

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    Tweet by a woman humorously comparing eyelash extensions to a straitjacket.

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    Mike Rodrick
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    3 hours ago

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    If you're getting your lashes done, you should be in a strait jacket & heavily medicated.

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