bed bug paparazzi

The smug smirk says otherwise, 'Putain'. Oh whoops. Typo 🤷‍♀️

omg dude I know how it feels, it happens to me alll the time!

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that dumbass spray tanned his c**k

Oh I hate when that happens *hair flip*. I tried to dye my hair darker because it was a bit straw-like, and it turned to gold. Poor me. Married to the king, feeling cute, might lose baby to an imp guy later, idk 💋 Kisses!

Terrorism isn't something you do 'as a joke'.

"oops I dropped my phone lets get in a super cute pose just in case my phone takes a photo!"

"dropped my phone" 97 times to get this accidentally epic photo!

Did he also accidentally start playing the Circle of Life song from The Lion King at the same time?

Dude calls his left hand "cat"

So you're a creep and a psycho when you're shaming a liar.

Yeah, please don't accidentally send me a d*ck pic!

Yeah, sure, because every woman sits like that! Because thats SO comfortable!

A random photographer that she booked, paid for and had retouch all her completely accidental photos. I always sit like that at the beach and never notice dudes wandering around me taking my picture.

Hey BP. You put this entry in the wrong article. It should be in “ This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones”

I hate these types of posts... Right up there with "caught me sleeping...." Facepalm

What's wrong with "look at these great photos I worked on yesterday with [name of photographer]"?

Beauty fades. Dumb and stupid is forever.

These types of posts are potentially dangerous. Younger people might believe that these situations (the fairy tale ones, understand fame and fortune from just walking on the beach) happen in real life and won't be alarmed if some creep takes pictures of them.

So normally you don't want strangers to take your pictures at the beach, except when they 'accidentally' turn out to be super charming

How'd ya get the photos? Haha

It’s hard enough to get an animal to parade in front of your camera, but how did you get this wild girl to parade in front of your camera

She’s gorgeous of course but these pics get on my nerves ! The top right something about the swinging of her arms bothers me ! 😂

bull s**t (coughs)

Sure sure sure .....next

And you’re ok with this?

s**t likes showing her ass off too

She looks so wooden in every pic I can’t figure out what she’s trying to achieve. Maybe getting a non-ugly bathing suit that fits would help. And a real photographer.

Not at all creepy, walking around within 15 feet of some perv taking photos of you, then?

Hey I'm always sitting at the beach with my arms back at that odd angle

And I'm sure you were perfectly fine with some stranger taking pictures of you in a bikini without your knowledge. You're so full of s*I# your eyes are brown.

Yeah (accidentally poses in cutesy selfie pose) oh some random person took a photo of me walking back and forth in a revealing swim suit yeah sure.

Uh...how did she get them?

so sad that such a beautiful lady will be so attention desperate

Becus it's okay if if a random stranger takes photos of you halfway dancing on the beach in a bikini

Yeah whatever believe your own lies hahah

also toe walking on sand... feels like flying

she got some ass on her tho

"Accidental" or not, I am thoroughly jealous that I am not rocking that suit.

It was just a felonious prank! But can i still keep the money?

didn't he even try to deny even saying it? or was that the cheque thing , when he said it might be a check or something ? i can never keep up he said and still does say so much crazy , still got more votes and thats the scary bit

why do people lie, so you took a nice photo just own it

Accidental activism again... but to be fair, it was Casual Cape Friday!

Youtube's version of the "accidental d*ck pic"... "Sorry, that was by mistake, but are you into it?"

Claiming to accidentally buy a car isn't the flex you think it is - especially with that "mom won't let me keep it" follow-up.

I'm sure the phone fell on his eye to unlock it with the eye recognition took its part too in this

Are recruiters so desparate as to resort to these tricks?

The need for attention is strong on this one.

"Nothing comes out until I'm ready." I sure hope she's keeping that promise.

*collective gasp*

The poor Donald... so much plagued by the media... 😉