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Ah, Britain—my old love. From the fabulous invention that is tea time to the country’s storied history, impressive architecture, and most of all gorgeous parks, I’ve been enamored with British culture for as long as I can remember.

However, like some of the nation’s more errr creative meals (beans on toast, you might be delicious but I’m looking at you), its culture also has some quirks. Absolutely fun and uniquely witty? Definitely! Chaotic to the max in an oh-so delightfully and distinctly British way? You can count on it.

To show you the depths and bizarre niches in British humor and everyday culture, Bored Panda has collected some of the best examples of things that will make you wonder whether, this time, Brits have gone too far. Personally, I hope Britain will never change—it’s far too entertaining to watch from the sidelines.

Psst, Pandas, I’m off to make myself a spot of Earl Grey, so have a scroll down and remember to upvote your fave pics. And be sure to check out Bored Panda’s exclusive interview about the role that British humor plays in its culture with London-based comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine.

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    British humor, let alone culture, gets more difficult to define the closer you look at it. At first glance, everything seems to be clear-cut: the Queen, the Victorian era, rading P. G. Wodehouse's books, looking posh, sounding posh, pip-pip, cheerio, drinking tea and eating crumpets, liking ships (and having lots of them!), and the Beatles to name a few iconic images. You can probably picture these without much effort.

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    But once you start thinking about it, British culture becomes harder to define precisely. And naming a few examples of what’s overwhelmingly British doesn’t get to the essence of what makes British humor, well, British.

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    Julie C Rose
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in New Zealand - those seats are ALWAYS taken first on the double decker bus I catch.

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    I wanted to get a better handle on the link between humor and culture, so I reached out to comedian Ariane who’s working on a number of witty projects. Who better to talk about what makes people laugh than a British comedian who knows what the entire thing is all about?

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    Professional comedian Ariane told Bored Panda that humor plays a “huge role” in British culture. And this isn’t bound to change anytime soon. “I think it is inherently witty and quirky but coupled with a huge dose of irony and self-consciousness,” she noted that British wit often has a dollop of self-deprecation mixed into it.

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    According to Ariane one of the best things that sum up the essence of British humor is the Very British Problems book series that also has a Twitter account. “It's sarcastic, petty, ridiculous, embarrassed, self-conscious, and underpinned with the knowledge and awareness of how silly Brits are,” the comedian said.

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    I also talked to Ariane about the impact that British soft power, films, and media have globally. In her opinion, the way that British culture is characterized all around the world is slightly inaccurate and doesn’t represent the reality of being a Brit.

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    They’re not all as glamorous as the stars you’re used to seeing on your TV screens (though I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that all brits have a secret use-in-an-emergency top hat and monocle kit; pity I haven’t been able to prove it yet).

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    Hans
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She soon will be promoted to mince pie research and development evangelist.

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    “When people think of us, they think of the Royal Family, iconic images like London buses and phone boxes, afternoon tea, period dramas, and posh people—like Hugh Grant in Richard Curtis films!” Ariane explained how the world tends to think when it thinks of the UK.

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    “They see us as charming and antiquated and think we're adorable. Spoiler: we're not really like this! Which they'll find out if they ever visit Britain, but I guess most people never do, so we remain cute and posh in their imaginations,” she said.

    This proves that even a lack of travel can have its upsides, namely, maintaining the illusion that all brits are as charismatic and gorgeous as the delightful Mr. Grant.

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    Cheerio Germs

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was thinking "hang on, aren't cheerios American" lol. Was thinking of the cereal not the colloquial term for goodbye.

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    Aski Markup
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the pain. You think you've just bought a great little toaster. Open it up, and flipping a third of the bread sticks out when toasting. Why do they do that?!

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    Id row
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not look a gift donut in the mouth. Choosing beggars suck.

    LottieH
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok now that's 2 signs. I am off to Gregg's to buy a caramel custard donut.

    Alex Hall
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The abject arrogance, and ignorance, of this note is abhorrent. ffs. Custard is lovely, and so is Jam. Take your offensive prejudice elsewhere, you heathen.

    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Custard is bland and boring. Jam has flavor and texture, and is far prettier.

    Livvyol
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the excellent level of grammar in this passive aggressive note. 😁

    S R Godwin
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never eaten a custard doughnut.....obv. I have led a deprived life....

    Lynne Stankard
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to agree - it has to be jam - custard in a donutcis just not a thing!!!

    Anna roberts
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I would have it tested for DNA and figure out someway to charge the idiot with something

    Arenite
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Boston Creme Pie Donuts! Custard AND chocolate!

    Madolorian man
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doughnuts are doughnuts. If I get free doughnuts I won’t complain.

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Custard is delicious! I mean, jam is yummy and all but when it comes to donuts, few things beat custard except for maybe Bavarian cream :)

    Elizabeth Calvert
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To whomever is complaining about free donuts, you're wrong and disgusting and should be happy that someone was nice enough to being donuts. PS custard wins every time

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer custard myself. With chocolate glaze. We call 'em Boston Creams, I believe. I say that, because the names of doughnuts vary from region to region here in the States.

    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Custard is by far the best donut, I always grab custard, then jam, then chocolate, then plain ring ones.

    niki.bordeaux
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought donuts/doughnuts have a hole in the middle? Well, they have in Germany and these would be called Berliner, Krapfen, Kreppel or Pfannkuchen, depending on where you live.

    marianne eliza
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vanilla custard and I'll put my favorite jam on it, bite by bite.

    Sandy D
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Custard doughnuts are like a million times better than boring jam / jelly filled!

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    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as long as you don't spill it on someone else's shoes, enjoy your breakfast!

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    Sasy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tongue always picks my pastries...it is very reliable that way.

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I point out Stone? Or Tring? Mudchute? Cockfosters? Beer? Cockermouth? Thong? Been to all of those personally. How about I plop some Welsh in here and mention the village of Ysbyty Ystwyth.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if it works. Seeing as the rocks are uneven, a baby gate kind of makes sense since the ends are adjustable.

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    Wine And Jam

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    Fabrice
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What does the bottle matter, as long as you're drunk?" Alfred de Musset (in french : "Qu’importe le flacon, pourvu qu’on ait l’ivresse ?")

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