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People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It’s Hilarious
Just like when naming a baby, a great deal of care and thought normally goes into choosing what you'll be yelling at your furry friend for years to come. In practice, however, most of us just end up calling them whatever comes to mind over the years, and at some point realize that those nicknames have actually become their identity. Twitter user @MooseAllain recently shared the unfortunate moniker their pet was doomed to carry, and sparked a chain reaction of other animal owners confessing how their companions' names 'evolved' as time went on. It's one of those truly pure and delightfully hilarious moments on the Internet that just makes you want to tune everything else out for a short while and have a giggle.
Scroll down to see what people are really calling their pets, and let us know what you're guilty of dubbing yours. (h/t)
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Marie-Eve Barette 7 years ago
Now, I so want to see a picture of that bunch! I'd love to smell that stench too! Any scratch and sniff available? :)
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Shanneil White 7 years ago
We have Cleocatra, or Cleo for short. But sometimes she's Pheo or Fleo
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Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Dogs just want love and to make us happy.... and a decent and dignified name....
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
I'm assuming they had lots of Adventures together, right? ;D
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Kait Jackson 7 years ago
My Molly is Molly Moo, Moo, Muffin, Mollificent, Mollers; other cat is Kaylee, Kayles, Kaelzebub, Kit Bit, Kittle Bittle, Bug (when she was littler and had big bug eyes)
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Kim Lorton 7 years ago
We have a Woodrow Winston we call him woodie, he’s known as woodman, booboo, my big boy, my baby but mostly Woodie.
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Randy Olafsson 7 years ago
Haha - my cats name is Minge too!!! Started as Minge (my Ginger), then Missoula, then Ginzario, now it's the GZA
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Lexie Brindle (Submission author) 7 years ago
He also has a raccoon for a friend whom we have name George Cooney.
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Monty Is Fiennes (Submission author) 7 years ago
Montgomery….Monty/Montypom/Monty-P/Monty Python / Monster/ Pom/Pompom/Pompompadoodle/Poodlepoo......and now Poodie. I don't ever mean to change what I call him...it just evolves....
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Sam Leigh 6 years ago
Someone isn’t editing in the names maybe? Ok so Cutie, strangers would call him Cutie and as I don’t know him personally, Cutie he is. If he lived somewhere in Scotland, older gentlemen on the streets would call him Laddie ‘Och Laddie ..” so a cute dog - Scoot Moot Mcboot (Boots for short) and from bout 5 years of age you will probably call him Sweetie.
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Suzanna D (Submission author) 7 years ago
This is my leopard gecko named Pippin. He also goes by Pipp, Pippi, chubby dragon, and chub butt
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Mark Fuller (Submission author) 7 years ago
When she found her way into the dust bag (don't worry- she wasn't sucked up, it was due to be put the rubbish but she was running around). After which she became known as "Madame le Dust!"
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Sparkle Plenty (Submission author) 7 years ago
Felix, Fe, Febot, Feebee, Feebee Weebee, Fee to the Wee, Little F****r, Punk, Punk Puppy, Puppy Pants; he's the goodest boy ever!
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
OMG! How cute is this kitty?! I'd call him/her Charlie, for that Charlie Chaplin stache.
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Irish Rose (Submission author) 7 years ago
This is Tucker. Aka Tucker Too, Pupper Poo and you know what rhymes with Tucker...
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
There was a cartoon show in the 70's called Sigmund and the Seamonsters (They were Squids). I always called him Squigmund and the name Syd the Squid just brought that all back to me. :D
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad (Submission author) 7 years ago
This is our adopted deaf cat and super talker, Mr. Meow Meow (or Monkey as he was previously known). Aka: Little man, Mao Mao, Stinkweed, Little Lovebug, Cutie Patootie, Sweet Pea, Funny Face, Crazy Cat, Kit Cat, Dopey, Ding-a-ling, Fuzzy Feet, etc. Pretty much anything that pops into my head, he gets called. Doesn't matter anyway, he can't hear a thing and doesn't really care! :D
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Sophia Keltie (Submission author) 7 years ago
For those of you who do not know what Bacchus means, it means 'the noisy one' in Greek
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Laurie Price-Soto (Submission author) 7 years ago
Orignally called "Lady." She bit every human who handled her. She fought every gecko put with her. When one male tried to mate, she bit his leg off and *ate* it. She's now known as "Butchy McBitchtits." She earned it.
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Hilliary Smith (Submission author) 7 years ago
Also, Wigglebutt and brazen hussy (she looks to lay on her back, legs spread, and show off her tattoo).
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Hilliary Smith (Submission author) 7 years ago
Also, Spots-on-his-tongue and Jake-aroo. And The Jakester!
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
Let's see, Wedge (For that white patch) and Sparkles (for those bright eyes). :)
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Lisa Westmacott (Submission author) 7 years ago
Cosmo – Known As Cosmotron, Tron, Bob, El Presidente, Dog, Tentacle Face,land Seal,mo Mo,tronathon
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Lisa Westmacott (Submission author) 7 years ago
Miss Piggy Aka Squishy Pig, Skishers, Skishy, Kisses,squig, Squiggers,trip Hazard, The Queen
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Coco (Submission author) 7 years ago
I dont know how to edit! But we call her Honey Vicious, HoneyLou, Honey Bun, HonHun, and Honey Boo Ca Chu
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Bridget Haines (Submission author) 7 years ago
Jinx, the lab on the right, is short for Highjinks, but she most often gets called Jinxopus, or Princess Pooper Dog. The German Shepherd is Karma, often called Karma Bella, but most often called GODDAMMIT DOG!
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Rosemary Booth (Submission author) 7 years ago
This Is Blackjack, Aka Fatjack, Blacksnacks, Piglet, Pigalito, And Hold Me Closer Tiny Panther.
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
What a gorgeous cat. That fur looks so soft and silky. Beauty!
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
He looks like he really wants to hit whoever put this on him. :D
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Acacia Rogers (Submission author) 7 years ago
Her real name is Beladonna Lugosi Alpen-Rogers but’s get called Bela, Bela-boo,Bela Lugosi (Dracula), buttface, bean ,little bean, angel bean, little angel bean, bela bean, but she mostly just gets called Little S**t. (And when I’m mad at my BF she gets called Princess Wilbur Brad because I wanted to get a male cat and name him that!) ...oh and Sabastion or Sabby when I forget who she is and that my last cat has passed....or Molly because that’s my mothers cats name and there both lil’ shits!
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Lorraine Clemente (Submission author) 7 years ago
well first time user and submitted without all the names we call our dog. his name is Baxter, AKA:Da Boo, Boo, Foo, Foofy Foo, Bubby, Bubs, Bubbalinka, Bubalinkus, B-dog, Bax, Baxie, Beast, and Baxstard (when he is being bad)
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Nel (Submission author) 7 years ago
This is Pinot (short for Pinot Grigio) > Peen > Peen Fluff > Pen > Pen McGren guarding her favourite vacuum attachment
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Echo 7 years ago
After returning a couple of dogs to their owner after they got loose. We ended up in a weird situation. Apparently the owner of one of the dogs had moved out of the house. The people who owned the other dog basically took their dog back in and refused to take the other one that had be left. We ended up taking the dog in even though I didn't want another one. So I convinced my family to call her Olive. It was my way of acting out as olive spelled backwards is EvilO. Hehe. I didn't disclose the fact to my family for a couple of months. So now she goes by Olive and EvilO. :)
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
Or she can be "Olive the other reindeer" which I love!
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Lazy Panda 7 years ago
I have a dog and she has a long name that she had when we got her, it's Lisa Left Eye Lopes (because she can only see out of her left eye) and it have evolved so much ove the span of just a year. Lisa > Li-Li > Li-Li Lishee > Lishee > Leeshoo > Leeshoobert > Shoebert > Shoe. That's literally her nickname now, just Shoe
jamie collins 7 years ago
My Dog's is a boxer, his name is Gus, aka Gussy, GussyPup, Gus Tucker, GusFcker, Gustavo Fring, Gussy McPupPup, Gussy McDumpDump, Gussy McDumDum, Dussy, Poopy Paws, PsychoPup, GussyDussy Doodle all the Day, Gussy McLickface, Slobber McGusterson
jamie collins 7 years ago
My Cat's name was Emma, aka Emmit Smiff, Emerson Smiffmosize, Smiff, Dinglebutt, Yemma Yemma Dinglebury, and God Damned Cat
Ria R 6 years ago
I have a bunny named The Honorable Duchess Mikasa Eponine ********* of *****(I'm not putting my last name or the street I live on on the internet) Now she's Ponine (like what Marius calls her in Les Mis, Mika, Mika-Chan or Mik. I also had a lovebird named Rainbow Duck Tape (Because I was a dumb child) who I called Bow. And a tortoise named Twyla Ellie who I called Twy-Twy or Twy.
Captain Newt 6 years ago
OK, I am sorry but I need to add mine. My German Shepherd's name was Orco Kukus Ku Munen Alumunen Platapatch Flinimis Hule Aleman Finduilas
Erin Hofkin 6 years ago
My cat Chompers > chomps > chompy chomps > big cat > guitar pick > fluffy chomps > chimp chomps > chomp chomp....it goes on 😂 Then there is my cat Eres > b*tch > small cat > princess > cutie paws > Eres Kitty .... And more lol
Claire Wilson Mortimer-Pickard 7 years ago
Ursa Minor > Little Bear > ffs Little Bear as he wipes out everything in the house running round like a nutter forgetting to put on the brakes and hitting the coffee table with his head ( coffee table been their before he wasa twinkle)
Sandrine Petit 7 years ago
We had many cats growing up. We found a kitten which mom thought was female so she named her Sophie. She was funny and quirky. She wasn't weened so she suckled at our tomcat's nipples. She also turned out to be a boy. At which point mom changed his name to Tophie. Our dog's name was Inox. (Short for Inoxidable, stainless steel in French) We didn't pick the name. He was a pedigreed Beauceron born in the year of "I"s, and was given to us by the farmer who raised him when he was 3 because he wouldn't herd. My sister and I were 7 and 8 when we got him. We shortened his name to all sorts of ridiculous things because we thought it was hilarious. Titoc, Ninoc, Minox, Tippitoc. And he answered to all of them! He also learned to herd children very quickly.
Shannon Prestegard 7 years ago
My dog is Sadie, Sadie the shady lady.stinkface. Dippy doodle. Ding a ling. Baaaaby! Bebe. Nut, dumb dumb. Bat tramp.gingervitis. Tramp. Nosy Parker. Fucerton the 3rd. And good pup!!
Jennifer Clark 7 years ago
Our cat Sandy became Sargent Butkiss. This was actually the name of a local cop.
Olga De Bartolome 7 years ago
I have 2 cats. We live in Spain, this is Federico Nietzsche 20170513_1...44d330.jpg 
Ali Lockhart 7 years ago
My dog's name is continually evolving. His name started at Indiana bones. It has since changed as follows: Indy > spindly la Cindy > spachindy > spachind > pa-ching > Ching chong > ding dong > ling long > the chong
Jack Straw 7 years ago
My cat came from the pound as Arizona (he's sand colored), but now he's mostly "Get Off the Counter S**TBIRD"
Buffy Watson 7 years ago
Chloe is Clo-clo, Coly Moly, Closter, little piggy, fatty patty,—piper is hyper piper, piper diaper, pippy, stank mouth— coco is cocpuffs, coconuts, coco moco, monster dog, — they all get called baby, baby girl, squirrel, squirrely, skirl, skirly,
Tiffany Wilson 7 years ago
I have a chihuahua named Toby but we call him Tobyucas (Toby-uck-iss) and two cats named Bella-ucas and Coco-butter who is also an Ucas at times.
Jenny Jozwiak 7 years ago
My dog was named Jordie. But I ended up calling him: Mr. Nose Lips. WELL THEY DO HAVE "Nose-Lips" now, don't they?? We also had a cat named Peanut. Guess what her named turned into? Penis.
David Anderson 7 years ago
My schipperke's formal name is Bonaparte (schips are from Belgium, some guys had bad luck there), but he's almost always called Bono, which confuses people, to say the least. My current cat is Kat, short for Katisha, a character in The Mikado. Instead of calling her kitty cat I call her Kat kitty.
Amanda Danielson 7 years ago
Our cat is named Nook but she is also commonly referred to as Taco, Tacobelle, Babycat, Biscuit, Saucy Pants, Prissy Paws, and Bunny. She responds to all of them.
Carina Borralho 7 years ago
Have a dachshund officially named Frankfurt. We started calling him sausage, then saus, sometimes even sausosaurus, now its masausau. He answers to none.
Daniel MacBride 7 years ago
My cats are Pants (real name Pan), Flufflebutt (originally known as Amber, also known as Miss Moo, Moodie - to rhyme with hoodie, and Mooss to rhyme with Puss), and Tigs/Stripeybutt (Tigger). My dog is Bells or Doofus, sometimes "Oi geddoudofit" or "Leave it" (original name Bella).
Nicole Grasse 7 years ago
Two cats: Scout=Scouty=Scoutypants=Scoutron=Scouticus=She of the Butterscotch Belly Stephanie=Penelope/Penny=pronounced "Penn-a-lope"
Yvette Chastain 7 years ago
We had a dog named Digger. We then started calling him Double D, which stood for Damn Dog, Dippy Dog, Digger Dog, and Dopey Dog, to name a few. We also had a pure white cat that's name was Spot--we called her "Spot the Cow Cat" because when she got a little older and heavier her belly would swing from side to side like an udder when she was running.
Jenna Roberts 7 years ago
My dog is named Despereaux, but she answers to Princess and Crazy Pants
Christine Pacheco 7 years ago
Our cat Trouble is real really not, so we mostly call him Bubble. Have a friend who named his orange cat Agent.
Krystea Castro 7 years ago
I have 4 pitbulls. The last name listed for each is what my kids named them so, it's completely different. Karma=Karmalita, KarmaKorn, Autumn Katana=Gorgeous Girl, Katoenail, Katuna, Katutu, Puddin Khaos=Sir, Handsome, Buddy, Marley Kratos=Chunk Chunkerson, Chunker, Baby Fat Fat, Spot
Evgeniya Khon 7 years ago
Well I have a yellow parrot called Muffin, most of the time I call him fat chicken.
Lesley Starck 7 years ago
Penny - Penny Pants - P Squared - Peanuts - Princess Penelope Pantalones - Penny Lu - Penny Luanne - Penny Poodle Pups - Penny Doodle - Penny Pooper - Walnut Brain - The Schnorfenator - Fluffernutter
Marion Friedl 7 years ago
LOL here Gizzy, Thori and Sisi, da second hand kittehz (https://www.facebook.com/Gizzy-Thori-and-Sisi-da-second-hand-kittehz-576379702467034/)´ nicknames: Gizzy = Puschel (Fluffer) Thori = Stöpsel (Plug) Sisi = Prinzessle (lil Princess in our dialect) or Mäusle (lil mouse in our dialect) 😹😹😹
Brianna Bastian 7 years ago
Our dog is called Ace. We call him A**e half the time. Our friends dog is called Bear so when they are on the oval we call out Bear A**e
Markki Nelson 7 years ago
My snake, Reptar The Legless Miniature Dinosaur, is more commonly known as FatShit Snake, Chublord, and Fatty DingDong.
William Bonner 7 years ago
We named our bichon/poodle "Snickers". When he was a pup, his coat was chocolate brown and caramel. My wife calls him "Snick" or "Snickerdoodle". So now I sometimes refer to him as "Snickerdoodle the Wonder Poodle".
Susan Robinson-Collins 7 years ago
My cat is named Toby. Toby Wan Kinobe in case there is a cat show in her future...
Benski Trenkins 7 years ago
My cat Lita was also known as "the Queen" and I have no doubt that more people's cats have this nickname
Dounia Chadli 7 years ago
Dog number 1 is called roxy but we call her so many other names; poxy, toxy, roxy poxy, floxemeister, meister, schatje patatje (which translates to cutie french fry), poppetje (doll), liefie (sweety), monster,
Dounia Chadli 7 years ago
Omg I hate when I accidently press the send button. Dog number 2 is called whisky but also goes by wiss, wissie pissie, fatty macfat fat, bruine drol (brown turd), choco, poopie. As you may have noticed she is brown and a bit fat!
Load More Replies... Echo 7 years ago
Oh another story: I named one of my dogs "Lost", because we found him in the woods. One day he got loose. When I created the Lost poster it got a little confusing. "My dog Lost is Lost. If found..." Another time he got loose, and the people who found him didn't know what to call him because his dog collar tag said, "Lost" and then my number.
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
I got a Siamese kitten, not wanting a cutesy name for such a macho cat I named him Jack. A couple of years later after looking at some of my furniture, it changed to Jack the Ripper. Still love him. Please don't send any helpful hints. Tried them all and it's to late for the furniture.
Tiana Strudwick 7 years ago
Our 2 cats, Mega Joules and Sunday. Mega Joules ends up going by Joules, Meat Ball or Sausage and Sunday ends up being Mr. Cow or Moo Moo. We also have a parrot, Max, also known as Boo Boo, Chicken, Mommy's baby dragon or Raptor.
TasGoddess 7 years ago
We had a stray cat make itself at home in our garden once. I warned my daughters that he/she was very "skittish" and to be quiet and gentle. My oldest one misheard me. And that's how we ended up with a cat called "British" for a while.
Barbara Cass 7 years ago
My dog's name is Lilly but we call her Puppers, Wigglehabuttskus, Pupper pup, shitsenheimer, Lillers and other I may have forgotten.
Vicki Harrington 7 years ago
My boy Bilbo was named Belle in a previous life. He is gleefully named 'B*****d' by the neighbours!
Mandy Goodwin 7 years ago
My dog Scrappy is also known as Scrapster, Scrappy-do, Scrapunzel, and Bohemian Scrapsody. Don't worry, be Scrappy:)
Casandra Nițescu 7 years ago
My rabbits name is Paco. Call him Paquito, Kito, Paqelito, The clump, Grunty Mcgee, Piggy and Bebisen (which means The baby). My cat is named Pisica and I mostly just call her "missen" (which basically means "kitty") because that's what her actual name means anyway lol. I also call her Bebisen (the baby) , cat butt, the butt and "Piggy" (Because I got used to calling Paco that so now that I got a cat that transfered to her as well lol)
Christopher El-Foster 7 years ago
We've got two cats. My wife named the first one Dexter and as a kitten, everything scared him. It started by saying "Ahhh, Muffin" anytime he got scared. Ahhh, Muffin changed to Muffins and finally English Muffins. Our second cat went from Princess Buttercup to Butters to Butter to Peanut Butter.
Elizabeth Taylor 7 years ago
My cat is Jack. Also known as Little Buddy, Booger Boy, Pooka, Ooga-Booga, and Twit Face. His sister, Myst (aka Missy, Missy-Moo, Miss Kitt, and Fluff-Bum), mostly just calls him Hsssss! :)
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I was pleasantly surprised NOT to see Doggy McDogface or any variation thereof on the list.
Patricia Reeves 7 years ago
My cat was Miss Kitty, which turned into Amanda Blake (Actress from Gunsmoke who played Miss Kitty) And ended up as just Amanda.
Michelina Madison 7 years ago
My dog's name went from "Nugget" to "Nug Nug" and then to Nug nug nug , nug nug nug nuggie nuggie nug sang to the nickelodeon theme song. (go ahead sing it your head, you know you wanna)
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
I have several cats. The oldest (13) is a Siamese called Mixa ("mee-sha"). We call her Mimi, Mini, Minimí, Pitimini, Piti, Gatarata ("Ratcat"), Mixeta, Minina, Mina, Miximini, Miximinini... She basically responds to anything that has "Mi" in it.
Kris Fisher 7 years ago
When my ex got a dog he named her Kush after his favorite pass time and he began calling her kushie. Within 3 days I told him I couldn't continue to call her that and banned her princess. After him an I broke up I took her given I paid thousands for a life saving surgery. Now she is known not only as princess but also nar nar, princess piggy, princess p, and spoiled @$$. Her sister is Shelia, Sheshe, Shebee and Shebees. Brother Rufus, ru, ruru, woo, woowoo, ruga, and rugala.
Malcolm Alden 7 years ago
My girlfriend's dog was named Chucky after the antagonist in the film Child's Play. He also has a second name, Jason, after Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th. So we call him Chucky Jason or Chucks or Pooch. We've also called him Bastuso and for some reason, went through a period were he was called Bepanthen
Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
i am sooo frustrated now as my cats' names are in italian and the puns would be lost if translated in english! i'm glad to know i'm not the only one tho :D
Mr.Fly 7 years ago
I know the worst thing to do to a joke or pun is explain it, but we would love to hear your cats' names! (plus why they are a pun :'D)
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Zori the degu 7 years ago
LOL. We spent our 10 hour trip from Hungary to Bulgaria in searching of the best name for a male pem corgi pup. First, we wanted to call him Mavrud (because he's red). Then, for almost two hours he was Rudy(shortened from Mavrud). After that he became Radar, then Rotor, later he was Jango, in 45 minutes he was once again Rudy, he quickly became Misho(shortened from Michael in Bulgaria), when we crossed the Serbian border he was Tori, after half an hour he became Marko and when we were 120 miles from home, he became Argus(Harry Potter reference) and shortly, Argo. Now he's got tons of nicknames (he's commonly known as Lis, shortened from the Bulgarian word for fox, or Gruhin, which actually means Grunter) but Argo is the name we use while we train him. And when I think that the first name the breeder gave him was Spiderman...
Out of chocolate 7 years ago
Carson’s independence Brown became Independence became indy became doo doo brain. Fiona apricot became Foonana and then Foonana, make way make way (because the kids call the movie “Monana”) and the kids are all sorts of things (bug nugget, booboodoo, doodles, noodles, poomply, bug, poops, action Jackson flaxion waxion...)
Echo 7 years ago
After returning a couple of dogs to their owner after they got loose. We ended up in a weird situation. Apparently the owner of one of the dogs had moved out of the house. The people who owned the other dog basically took their dog back in and refused to take the other one that had be left. We ended up taking the dog in even though I didn't want another one. So I convinced my family to call her Olive. It was my way of acting out as olive spelled backwards is EvilO. Hehe. I didn't disclose the fact to my family for a couple of months. So now she goes by Olive and EvilO. :)
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
Or she can be "Olive the other reindeer" which I love!
Load More Replies... Lazy Panda 7 years ago
I have a dog and she has a long name that she had when we got her, it's Lisa Left Eye Lopes (because she can only see out of her left eye) and it have evolved so much ove the span of just a year. Lisa > Li-Li > Li-Li Lishee > Lishee > Leeshoo > Leeshoobert > Shoebert > Shoe. That's literally her nickname now, just Shoe
jamie collins 7 years ago
My Dog's is a boxer, his name is Gus, aka Gussy, GussyPup, Gus Tucker, GusFcker, Gustavo Fring, Gussy McPupPup, Gussy McDumpDump, Gussy McDumDum, Dussy, Poopy Paws, PsychoPup, GussyDussy Doodle all the Day, Gussy McLickface, Slobber McGusterson
jamie collins 7 years ago
My Cat's name was Emma, aka Emmit Smiff, Emerson Smiffmosize, Smiff, Dinglebutt, Yemma Yemma Dinglebury, and God Damned Cat
Ria R 6 years ago
I have a bunny named The Honorable Duchess Mikasa Eponine ********* of *****(I'm not putting my last name or the street I live on on the internet) Now she's Ponine (like what Marius calls her in Les Mis, Mika, Mika-Chan or Mik. I also had a lovebird named Rainbow Duck Tape (Because I was a dumb child) who I called Bow. And a tortoise named Twyla Ellie who I called Twy-Twy or Twy.
Captain Newt 6 years ago
OK, I am sorry but I need to add mine. My German Shepherd's name was Orco Kukus Ku Munen Alumunen Platapatch Flinimis Hule Aleman Finduilas
Erin Hofkin 6 years ago
My cat Chompers > chomps > chompy chomps > big cat > guitar pick > fluffy chomps > chimp chomps > chomp chomp....it goes on 😂 Then there is my cat Eres > b*tch > small cat > princess > cutie paws > Eres Kitty .... And more lol
Claire Wilson Mortimer-Pickard 7 years ago
Ursa Minor > Little Bear > ffs Little Bear as he wipes out everything in the house running round like a nutter forgetting to put on the brakes and hitting the coffee table with his head ( coffee table been their before he wasa twinkle)
Sandrine Petit 7 years ago
We had many cats growing up. We found a kitten which mom thought was female so she named her Sophie. She was funny and quirky. She wasn't weened so she suckled at our tomcat's nipples. She also turned out to be a boy. At which point mom changed his name to Tophie. Our dog's name was Inox. (Short for Inoxidable, stainless steel in French) We didn't pick the name. He was a pedigreed Beauceron born in the year of "I"s, and was given to us by the farmer who raised him when he was 3 because he wouldn't herd. My sister and I were 7 and 8 when we got him. We shortened his name to all sorts of ridiculous things because we thought it was hilarious. Titoc, Ninoc, Minox, Tippitoc. And he answered to all of them! He also learned to herd children very quickly.
Shannon Prestegard 7 years ago
My dog is Sadie, Sadie the shady lady.stinkface. Dippy doodle. Ding a ling. Baaaaby! Bebe. Nut, dumb dumb. Bat tramp.gingervitis. Tramp. Nosy Parker. Fucerton the 3rd. And good pup!!
Jennifer Clark 7 years ago
Our cat Sandy became Sargent Butkiss. This was actually the name of a local cop.
Olga De Bartolome 7 years ago
I have 2 cats. We live in Spain, this is Federico Nietzsche 20170513_1...44d330.jpg
Ali Lockhart 7 years ago
My dog's name is continually evolving. His name started at Indiana bones. It has since changed as follows: Indy > spindly la Cindy > spachindy > spachind > pa-ching > Ching chong > ding dong > ling long > the chong
Jack Straw 7 years ago
My cat came from the pound as Arizona (he's sand colored), but now he's mostly "Get Off the Counter S**TBIRD"
Buffy Watson 7 years ago
Chloe is Clo-clo, Coly Moly, Closter, little piggy, fatty patty,—piper is hyper piper, piper diaper, pippy, stank mouth— coco is cocpuffs, coconuts, coco moco, monster dog, — they all get called baby, baby girl, squirrel, squirrely, skirl, skirly,
Tiffany Wilson 7 years ago
I have a chihuahua named Toby but we call him Tobyucas (Toby-uck-iss) and two cats named Bella-ucas and Coco-butter who is also an Ucas at times.
Jenny Jozwiak 7 years ago
My dog was named Jordie. But I ended up calling him: Mr. Nose Lips. WELL THEY DO HAVE "Nose-Lips" now, don't they?? We also had a cat named Peanut. Guess what her named turned into? Penis.
David Anderson 7 years ago
My schipperke's formal name is Bonaparte (schips are from Belgium, some guys had bad luck there), but he's almost always called Bono, which confuses people, to say the least. My current cat is Kat, short for Katisha, a character in The Mikado. Instead of calling her kitty cat I call her Kat kitty.
Amanda Danielson 7 years ago
Our cat is named Nook but she is also commonly referred to as Taco, Tacobelle, Babycat, Biscuit, Saucy Pants, Prissy Paws, and Bunny. She responds to all of them.
Carina Borralho 7 years ago
Have a dachshund officially named Frankfurt. We started calling him sausage, then saus, sometimes even sausosaurus, now its masausau. He answers to none.
Daniel MacBride 7 years ago
My cats are Pants (real name Pan), Flufflebutt (originally known as Amber, also known as Miss Moo, Moodie - to rhyme with hoodie, and Mooss to rhyme with Puss), and Tigs/Stripeybutt (Tigger). My dog is Bells or Doofus, sometimes "Oi geddoudofit" or "Leave it" (original name Bella).
Nicole Grasse 7 years ago
Two cats: Scout=Scouty=Scoutypants=Scoutron=Scouticus=She of the Butterscotch Belly Stephanie=Penelope/Penny=pronounced "Penn-a-lope"
Yvette Chastain 7 years ago
We had a dog named Digger. We then started calling him Double D, which stood for Damn Dog, Dippy Dog, Digger Dog, and Dopey Dog, to name a few. We also had a pure white cat that's name was Spot--we called her "Spot the Cow Cat" because when she got a little older and heavier her belly would swing from side to side like an udder when she was running.
Jenna Roberts 7 years ago
My dog is named Despereaux, but she answers to Princess and Crazy Pants
Christine Pacheco 7 years ago
Our cat Trouble is real really not, so we mostly call him Bubble. Have a friend who named his orange cat Agent.
Krystea Castro 7 years ago
I have 4 pitbulls. The last name listed for each is what my kids named them so, it's completely different. Karma=Karmalita, KarmaKorn, Autumn Katana=Gorgeous Girl, Katoenail, Katuna, Katutu, Puddin Khaos=Sir, Handsome, Buddy, Marley Kratos=Chunk Chunkerson, Chunker, Baby Fat Fat, Spot
Evgeniya Khon 7 years ago
Well I have a yellow parrot called Muffin, most of the time I call him fat chicken.
Lesley Starck 7 years ago
Penny - Penny Pants - P Squared - Peanuts - Princess Penelope Pantalones - Penny Lu - Penny Luanne - Penny Poodle Pups - Penny Doodle - Penny Pooper - Walnut Brain - The Schnorfenator - Fluffernutter
Marion Friedl 7 years ago
LOL here Gizzy, Thori and Sisi, da second hand kittehz (https://www.facebook.com/Gizzy-Thori-and-Sisi-da-second-hand-kittehz-576379702467034/)´ nicknames: Gizzy = Puschel (Fluffer) Thori = Stöpsel (Plug) Sisi = Prinzessle (lil Princess in our dialect) or Mäusle (lil mouse in our dialect) 😹😹😹
Brianna Bastian 7 years ago
Our dog is called Ace. We call him A**e half the time. Our friends dog is called Bear so when they are on the oval we call out Bear A**e
Markki Nelson 7 years ago
My snake, Reptar The Legless Miniature Dinosaur, is more commonly known as FatShit Snake, Chublord, and Fatty DingDong.
William Bonner 7 years ago
We named our bichon/poodle "Snickers". When he was a pup, his coat was chocolate brown and caramel. My wife calls him "Snick" or "Snickerdoodle". So now I sometimes refer to him as "Snickerdoodle the Wonder Poodle".
Susan Robinson-Collins 7 years ago
My cat is named Toby. Toby Wan Kinobe in case there is a cat show in her future...
Benski Trenkins 7 years ago
My cat Lita was also known as "the Queen" and I have no doubt that more people's cats have this nickname
Dounia Chadli 7 years ago
Dog number 1 is called roxy but we call her so many other names; poxy, toxy, roxy poxy, floxemeister, meister, schatje patatje (which translates to cutie french fry), poppetje (doll), liefie (sweety), monster,
Dounia Chadli 7 years ago
Omg I hate when I accidently press the send button. Dog number 2 is called whisky but also goes by wiss, wissie pissie, fatty macfat fat, bruine drol (brown turd), choco, poopie. As you may have noticed she is brown and a bit fat!
Load More Replies... Echo 7 years ago
Oh another story: I named one of my dogs "Lost", because we found him in the woods. One day he got loose. When I created the Lost poster it got a little confusing. "My dog Lost is Lost. If found..." Another time he got loose, and the people who found him didn't know what to call him because his dog collar tag said, "Lost" and then my number.
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
I got a Siamese kitten, not wanting a cutesy name for such a macho cat I named him Jack. A couple of years later after looking at some of my furniture, it changed to Jack the Ripper. Still love him. Please don't send any helpful hints. Tried them all and it's to late for the furniture.
Tiana Strudwick 7 years ago
Our 2 cats, Mega Joules and Sunday. Mega Joules ends up going by Joules, Meat Ball or Sausage and Sunday ends up being Mr. Cow or Moo Moo. We also have a parrot, Max, also known as Boo Boo, Chicken, Mommy's baby dragon or Raptor.
TasGoddess 7 years ago
We had a stray cat make itself at home in our garden once. I warned my daughters that he/she was very "skittish" and to be quiet and gentle. My oldest one misheard me. And that's how we ended up with a cat called "British" for a while.
Barbara Cass 7 years ago
My dog's name is Lilly but we call her Puppers, Wigglehabuttskus, Pupper pup, shitsenheimer, Lillers and other I may have forgotten.
Vicki Harrington 7 years ago
My boy Bilbo was named Belle in a previous life. He is gleefully named 'B*****d' by the neighbours!
Mandy Goodwin 7 years ago
My dog Scrappy is also known as Scrapster, Scrappy-do, Scrapunzel, and Bohemian Scrapsody. Don't worry, be Scrappy:)
Casandra Nițescu 7 years ago
My rabbits name is Paco. Call him Paquito, Kito, Paqelito, The clump, Grunty Mcgee, Piggy and Bebisen (which means The baby). My cat is named Pisica and I mostly just call her "missen" (which basically means "kitty") because that's what her actual name means anyway lol. I also call her Bebisen (the baby) , cat butt, the butt and "Piggy" (Because I got used to calling Paco that so now that I got a cat that transfered to her as well lol)
Christopher El-Foster 7 years ago
We've got two cats. My wife named the first one Dexter and as a kitten, everything scared him. It started by saying "Ahhh, Muffin" anytime he got scared. Ahhh, Muffin changed to Muffins and finally English Muffins. Our second cat went from Princess Buttercup to Butters to Butter to Peanut Butter.
Elizabeth Taylor 7 years ago
My cat is Jack. Also known as Little Buddy, Booger Boy, Pooka, Ooga-Booga, and Twit Face. His sister, Myst (aka Missy, Missy-Moo, Miss Kitt, and Fluff-Bum), mostly just calls him Hsssss! :)
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I was pleasantly surprised NOT to see Doggy McDogface or any variation thereof on the list.
Patricia Reeves 7 years ago
My cat was Miss Kitty, which turned into Amanda Blake (Actress from Gunsmoke who played Miss Kitty) And ended up as just Amanda.
Michelina Madison 7 years ago
My dog's name went from "Nugget" to "Nug Nug" and then to Nug nug nug , nug nug nug nuggie nuggie nug sang to the nickelodeon theme song. (go ahead sing it your head, you know you wanna)
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
I have several cats. The oldest (13) is a Siamese called Mixa ("mee-sha"). We call her Mimi, Mini, Minimí, Pitimini, Piti, Gatarata ("Ratcat"), Mixeta, Minina, Mina, Miximini, Miximinini... She basically responds to anything that has "Mi" in it.
Kris Fisher 7 years ago
When my ex got a dog he named her Kush after his favorite pass time and he began calling her kushie. Within 3 days I told him I couldn't continue to call her that and banned her princess. After him an I broke up I took her given I paid thousands for a life saving surgery. Now she is known not only as princess but also nar nar, princess piggy, princess p, and spoiled @$$. Her sister is Shelia, Sheshe, Shebee and Shebees. Brother Rufus, ru, ruru, woo, woowoo, ruga, and rugala.
Malcolm Alden 7 years ago
My girlfriend's dog was named Chucky after the antagonist in the film Child's Play. He also has a second name, Jason, after Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th. So we call him Chucky Jason or Chucks or Pooch. We've also called him Bastuso and for some reason, went through a period were he was called Bepanthen
Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
i am sooo frustrated now as my cats' names are in italian and the puns would be lost if translated in english! i'm glad to know i'm not the only one tho :D
Mr.Fly 7 years ago
I know the worst thing to do to a joke or pun is explain it, but we would love to hear your cats' names! (plus why they are a pun :'D)
Load More Replies... Zori the degu 7 years ago
LOL. We spent our 10 hour trip from Hungary to Bulgaria in searching of the best name for a male pem corgi pup. First, we wanted to call him Mavrud (because he's red). Then, for almost two hours he was Rudy(shortened from Mavrud). After that he became Radar, then Rotor, later he was Jango, in 45 minutes he was once again Rudy, he quickly became Misho(shortened from Michael in Bulgaria), when we crossed the Serbian border he was Tori, after half an hour he became Marko and when we were 120 miles from home, he became Argus(Harry Potter reference) and shortly, Argo. Now he's got tons of nicknames (he's commonly known as Lis, shortened from the Bulgarian word for fox, or Gruhin, which actually means Grunter) but Argo is the name we use while we train him. And when I think that the first name the breeder gave him was Spiderman...
Out of chocolate 7 years ago
Carson’s independence Brown became Independence became indy became doo doo brain. Fiona apricot became Foonana and then Foonana, make way make way (because the kids call the movie “Monana”) and the kids are all sorts of things (bug nugget, booboodoo, doodles, noodles, poomply, bug, poops, action Jackson flaxion waxion...)
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