LOL

Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Nailed it!

Tripped over by their own lying tongue

Outlook is new software? And if after six months you still do not understand it I will get a technophobic elderly relative to explain it.

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

You will never catch me using pronouns, I stand firmly against their use.

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you want "good" music look up William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

And alcohol

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

What's so good about playing kick about with an inflated pigs bladder? Give me Lego any day.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

Honestly, I kinda want this.

As a guy I can only imagine the chores of menstruation. It has to be annoying.

Honestly I wouldn't mind that.

WHAT IF instead of a comma, that second person used a period, then used another one at the end?

Brilliant thought when high af

The only way this would be a problem is if you never knew when the egg was coming. Like even if you narrowed it down to a week a month, it might still be a bit inconvenient to just have an egg, randomly popping out. Like if it was truly random, I mean. If he had a little warning as soon as you could get ready, but like imagine if you’re walking down the streetcould be any day out of the month or even any day out of the week? On an airplane? On the train? You get the idea. What if you were swinging in the ocean? Would a shark come eat it? Would you be sad? Or would you not care because it’s old garbage by then I mean, I suppose it would be a little alarming to have a shark come swimming up for any reason Generally. But as long as it didn’t want anything else? OK. Time for bed feel free to chime in anyone.

I can only wish..

this is a stoner conversation.

Well....in a way, that is sort of what actually happens with female humans. It is the release of the unfertilized egg that causes the uterine lining, or endometrium to shed and leaves the body as menstrual flow. The unfertilized egg is reabsorbed by the body. Menstrual blood is a mixture of blood and tissue from the uterus. Yes, it is absolutely yucky, annoying and many times painful! Chickens (hens) have it easier, but human females don't get fried when they stop producing eggs (menopause).

Chickens lay constantly, that I why we have them as our number one egg producers. Humans only ovulate once a month.

Look, this is probably going to draw rightful indignation from the ladies at BP, but as a man, that suggestion sounds horrendously painful. Yes, I know vaginas are partially elastic to allow for childbirth, but 'day-to-day' I'd imagine they don't have that much 'give'. I guess I'm just surprised at how many ladies are commenting that this sounds fine by them - would it matter if the egg-sized thing was hard-shelled or softer?

I kinda liked the straight 28. Like I'm sitting in algebra and I lay an egg? I'll take two days of angst and a stain. Thanks very much

If it makes eggs a lot cheaper Hell yes!

Women - this would be great Man - I must immediately patronize this woman for having a little fun

I'm stealing that line

Ouch! That must hurt.

British Broadcasting Corporation, not Company.

Don't apply to be on any cookery shows.....

BURN!!!!!!!!!!