LOL

Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Nailed it!

Tripped over by their own lying tongue

Outlook is new software? And if after six months you still do not understand it I will get a technophobic elderly relative to explain it.

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

You will never catch me using pronouns, I stand firmly against their use.

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you want "good" music look up William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

And alcohol

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

What's so good about playing kick about with an inflated pigs bladder? Give me Lego any day.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

I've lost track of my body count because I'm so freaking old & have a rotten memory. On reflection, I think it's probably 1 because my wife & I have been together for more than 60 years

Still got a bodycount of 0 at 40. Still not revelant to my day to day life or job or anything like that.

46 and bodycountless here.

I'm in my 50s and I've never killed anyone.

This is only a red flag if you are trying to get a job as a serial killer

Calling it a body count is indicative of no class or respect

I am guessing they are referring to sex partners and not actual people they murdered. I hope.

48 & bodycount 0. I DGAF what anyone thinks about it.

That's why I was abused by older brother. He wanted to lose viginity before turning 18. He had this idea at... 12. I was six

Yeah seriously it only takes like 5 years to become an assassin. 0 at 18 is pretty pathetic. /j

Honestly, I read so much crime that body count means kills, not f*x.

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I think we need to consider what the body count refers to...partners or victims?

Have sex with as little or as much people as you like. As long as you and the other person are both enjoying it, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. And there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex (yet). And wanting to have sex but not yet having been able to find someone who wants to have sex with you, is of course painful (because it's difficult if you want something but it feels out of each), but it's not a reason to feel ashamed or to be judged.

Pretty sure only serial killers and mass murderers think in 'body count'

Body count as in intercourse or body count as I got to go dig another hole in the woods? Asking for a friend.

Body Count just released a new album recently. As a fan of Ice T, I can say that not having any Body Count albums or songs is a shame. ;-)