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How about both me and my husband teach our children how to treat people, general? Reckon that will cover everything?

My daughters are experts at self defense.

I taught my daughters that if they ever had a man fkash them to point and laugh a say its the smallest they have seen ever

With dignity and respect? Basic manners and human dignity should apply both ways.

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Omg i love this. Go dad!!!

lmao .. yep!

Ouchy! I'd run that burn under cold water if I was you buster!

EXCELLENT!!!

This is baby mentality. "I don't see it, therefore it doesn't exist."

Not funny, there's some pretty low life women out there who will take a decent man for all he's got and more with a decent bit of parenting they may have grown up more respectful of others, bad behaviour is not acceptable in either women or men and I say that as a mother who raised two sons and a daughter

to properly teach your daughter how to treat a man, treat her mother right. (i.e. treat your wife with respect).

Whoaa, tough !

Love it

As long as there is a daddy staying at the house, mummy will both teach her little girl(s) how to and not to treat a man!

Ha!

Some mace is good too.

❤️

I still think OP has a point. So many women go on first dates only to get a free meal or take them for granted once they "grabbed" him, etc. So the boy learns to hold doors and the girl learns to defend herself. How is that fair?

Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Nailed it!

Tripped over by their own lying tongue

Outlook is new software? And if after six months you still do not understand it I will get a technophobic elderly relative to explain it.

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

You will never catch me using pronouns, I stand firmly against their use.

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you want "good" music look up William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

And alcohol

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

What's so good about playing kick about with an inflated pigs bladder? Give me Lego any day.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

Honestly, I kinda want this.

I'm stealing that line

Ouch! That must hurt.