LOL

Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Nailed it!

Tripped over by their own lying tongue

Outlook is new software? And if after six months you still do not understand it I will get a technophobic elderly relative to explain it.

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

You will never catch me using pronouns, I stand firmly against their use.

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you want "good" music look up William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

And alcohol

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

these are the jobs people are so worried people are stealing - jobs they didn't want to do in the first place.

This is part of the problem with where we are; everyone thinks they’re just paying for the work and base what they’re offering on how technically challenging they believe it to be. That is true to a point but you’re also paying someone for their time and labor. Just because a job is simple doesn’t mean it’s easy and people deserve to be compensated fairly for their time, especially if it’s a job you don’t want to or can’t do on your own.

Remember to play to your strengths. If you're good at doing the mechanics or seeing direct the help your work does. Or even more complex but practical things - go to trade school. If on other hand you think about complex and myriad questions about a field of study - go to the university.

32 dollars an hour? Why not underpay them and set up a tip system instead, like you do for other unskilled labour so you can keep paying them jack sjit?

The guy who is waiting at Home Depot for random unskilled labor jobs would be charging 40 where I live. He has to feed and house his family on that pay

You ought to see what skilled labour costs. You are paying for their knowledge and education, and/or their sweat and effort. Labour is only ever cheap when it's forced, or it's not worth having - if you find a room painter for $10/hr, there's a reason why they aren't charging more.

Because of this thing called "the time value of money", which is one of the 999 fundamental economic principles that most people are oblivious to.

Why didn't he do it himself? He may have been in his seventies, recovering from a detatched retina, fighting cancer, have a bad back, etc. (All those things happen to apply to me, Yams, including the etc.)

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

What's so good about playing kick about with an inflated pigs bladder? Give me Lego any day.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

Honestly, I kinda want this.

I'm stealing that line

Ouch! That must hurt.

British Broadcasting Corporation, not Company.

Don't apply to be on any cookery shows.....

BURN!!!!!!!!!!

Just covering a -18 comment. Have a nice day, and enjoy yourself!

N the mustache

I'm probably about 3,5% neanderthal by the results in the extended family so I'm gonna appropriate the cave painting chique

What was the name of that from Men in Black? Edgar? Or ...?

Says right there on the box: "Do not leave in direct sunlight. Do not give to children under 36 months. May contain nuts. Not tested on animals. Please email us if you would like the vegan-friendly alternative."

Love this. Poor wife, though, being married to this guy.

This is painful . . . . .

And so does debt.