LOL

Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Outlook is new software? And if after six months you still do not understand it I will get a technophobic elderly relative to explain it.

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

Tripped over by their own lying tongue

Nailed it!

You will never catch me using pronouns, I stand firmly against their use.

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

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If you want "good" music look up William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

And alcohol

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

What's so good about playing kick about with an inflated pigs bladder? Give me Lego any day.

If your offspring takes part in a r0obotics tournament it seems to me like something you could be proud of.

This guy in 20 years: "Other kids talk to their dads..."

Hey about those Legos, I've always loved Legos but my parents were the ones that encouraged be to build and display complex sets designed for adults and me and my legal guardian (who I call pop pop) have a hobby where I build sets and he watches, it's fun leave us alone mate

It's a big fail to want your kids to live out your fantasies and dreams instead of their own.

What father becomes depressed at the sight of Lego.

Pokemon! Go! Get them!

They're actually just bummed they can't play with the LEGO themselves.

Sometimes your kids will be into something you just don't 'get', and it's okay if they know it's not your cup of tea, as long as you are supportive of them, but slagging it off in public is just cruel.

I believe they are talking about FLL(First Lego League) Which is quite fun, I've been on an FLL team before. Everyone is happy and excited. That Jesse guy? He's lying. He may think that, but no one else does.

What! You're at a Lego robotics tournament with your kid? I thought there might be a golf game you had to be at.

I don't get this father. Doesn't he just love seeing his child enjoy himself? When my child gets enthousiastic about something, it rubs off on me, it's contagious. P.e. i wouldn't have chosen the drums myself, but my 15yo is passionate, absolutely in his element playing drums and i love that.

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I wish I could punch this guy in the face

My sports heroes were Ayrton Senna and Dale Earnhardt. Both gone far too soon.

The skills learned in Lego construction will last a lifetime and are applicable to many situations. Playing a game gives you sporadic "fun" (I assume not all players are on the field at the same time) and once you're out of childhood, that's just memories. No job skills, no lifeskills etc. Work their brains, not just their bodies.

IMO, Jesse Kelly is thinking more about the potential earnings from a son who plays pro football at a high level. The fact that this is statistically unlikely is irrelevant.

The STEM kids are smarter than most of the jocks and can also get college scholarships. My oldest son was on a FIRST Robotics team in highschool and is now an engineer and runs a team that is all private or homeschooled kids. He was also in taekwondo so my STEM who is also a black belt can kick the jocks butts.

This father typifies American thinking: do something others would see as “cool” rather than developing your intellect. Also, realize that this is a parent that thinks this way; schools aren’t the problem, it’s American culture and attitude towards thinking and learning.

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

Honestly, I kinda want this.

I'm stealing that line