This Online Group Exists To Shame The Absurdity Of The Housing Market And Entitled Landlords (30 New Posts)
InterviewIt seems that soon we’ll be looking for co-housing solutions, under-bridge living, or a tree to build a small house in, as the housing market continues to descend further into the pits of hell. When you do the quick calculations and find that you need to be saving more than you’re earning in order to afford anything that’s bigger than a trash bin in the next 2 years, it really makes you think—what in the…
But, obviously, the people that are most inconvenienced by this are the landlords, the people who’ve bought up all the affordable places at the time to make them all the more unaffordable for people working a minimum wage job. Just get another 3 jobs and you’re fine! Sounds pretty ridiculous, doesn't it?
Thankfully, the Facebook group creatively called “A group where we pretend to be landlords” has been making fun of the quite tragic reality most of us have or will face—renting from jerks. This isn’t the first time Bored Panda has featured some of their posts and you can find our previous article here.
We got in touch with Nadia, a tiny living enthusiast, who runs the page "Tiny Living Scandinavia," sharing everything one may need to know about living in a tiny home. She was kind enough to answer some of our questions and we’ll definitely be needing her insight, if the current housing market trends become the new normal.
So, dear reader, as you proceed to scroll through this list, upvote the posts that make you chuckle, cry, or scream. Leave your thoughts in the comments below and let's get into it!
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Never Fix Sh&t Until You Have To. Top Tip
As someone who’s been renting for the majority of my adult life, I can safely say that it’s an intriguingly nasty thing. It’s like playing bingo, but someone keeps turning off the lights every so often, the person calling out the numbers is drunk and slurring all over the place, whilst some random child runs up and steals your marker. However, winning is worth the trouble.
You’re secure for a little while, you can make a place your own (within reason), a home. Even if it’s a temporary one, it’s better than nothing. But you’re never there forever, unless you win the lottery and buy out your landlord. You’re a nomad in a very modern sense, continuously roaming for your own little place under the sun.
One such place could be a van, a stunning cabin, a house boat, or even a treehouse! Traditional housing may soon be a thing of the past, as alternative housing solutions are becoming more popular. Nadia, who runs the online magazine “Tiny Living Scandinavia,” has shared her insight into this new way of living and how one can get started.
Not My Fault Ur Too Lazy To Buy A House
Mana Mana Mind Your Business With Your Muppet A*s
I had three different landlords at uni....first one was alright, nice old lady...left because it was too far from campus. Second wanted to take the bed that I bought (they said they did), raised the rent and took half my deposit because "they need to find someone else because they can pay the rest"...never saw it btw....left the final one because they were pretty psycho.
Nadia believes that there are two main reasons why people opt to join the tiny house movement. She told Bored Panda that buying a tiny home is far cheaper than buying a traditional home, especially now that “getting on the housing market seems impossible. That is, unless they seek out creative alternatives like buying a tiny home on wheels.”
“The savings from electricity and superfluous purchases alone are often enough to convince people that tiny living doesn’t seem like a bad option!” she continued, noting that her own electric bill had gone down by ⅔ since they moved into a tiny house.
Furthermore, a tiny home gives one the opportunity to live a more adventurous life, as with a smaller indoor space, one is called to spend a bit more time in the great outdoors. “We’re lucky to be able to opt for a rolling home we can travel the world in if we so choose!” said Nadia, adding that the limited living space doesn’t feel so tiny once you consider that you’re “shrinking your financial responsibilities to make more room for the fun stuff!”
How Can I Evict My Tenants Asap. They Just Posted This To Mybook. I Want My Security Money Too. Tia
I’m Thinking $1200/Mo
"Finally found a place that I can actually afford."
I think an upcharge of 100$ is due for the green and quiet neighbourhood
I Have Two Cats. $700/Non Refundable For These Idiots Who Sleep Literally All Day. That Plus $50 Extra Per Month. Followed By, “That’s The Normal.” Gfy
Pet rent is usually like and extra $25/month per pet, with about a $100 deposit (either flat or per pet, depending on whether the unit is pristine—-new construction or newly renovated/expensively upgraded) to cover any extra cleaning/damage caused by the animal. A $700 non-refundable pet security deposit is f*****g greed, and nothing but. Hope this greedy f****r’s apartment stays empty, and they have to eat the mortgage payment forever.
For all those curious about tiny living and actually considering this option for housing, Nadia has some advice and words of encouragement: “It’s so much more doable than you realize.” With banks offering tiny house mortgages and a plethora of online resources, building a tiny home is easier than ever before.
“The best starting point in your tiny house journey is first visiting a tiny house in person,” Nadia said. “Book a tiny house vacation rental for a few days and just hang out in the house. By the end of your long weekend, you should know whether you’re still in love with tiny living or your fling has been flung.” She also advises doing this with a partner just to see whether close quarter living is gonna work out.
“Let’s say you’ve done that, and you’re still in love with tiny homes, maybe more than ever before—now it’s time to decide whether to build or buy,” she continued. “For the brave souls who plan on embarking on a home-build, you might want to look at a tiny-house-building crash course. You can find these in most countries.”
“If you’re instead planning on buying a complete home, it’s time for you to start searching for tiny house builders near you and booking appointments to go and meet them in person.” Finally, she states that regardless of whether you’re building or buying, you must do your research: “Read everything you can, watch everything you can, and go into it with as much knowledge as possible.”
More Demonisation Indeed. (Context: A Kid In The UK Recently Died Due To Mould Poisoning After Years Of Complaints About It From The Parents Went Unheeded)
If I remember rightly this was government endorsed social housing and the child was only two years old. If they had left then they would have been making themselves voluntary homeless and wouldn't have any recourse to other social housing, In most cases this is heavily subsided and they would not have been able to afford to pay rent and eat. Max is right, except if you are on minimum wage net pay is closer to £1400 pm,
Fellow Lords! I've Decided To Take On Another Property In My Backyard. I've Also Decided To Quit My Day Job And Become A Full-Time Lord
I Found This In My Feed And I’m Appalled. First Off, I Gave My Tenants 24 Hours To Pay Before Evicting Them. Second, I Would Never Use Tj Maxx
The home is beautifully decorated with Ross clearance bin items. There's a difference. And the cleaning fee is $475. This is a real job, I have to answer my phone at least once a week for bookings.
Is this a joke? A 24 hour eviction notice and a $475 Airbandb cleaning fee?
But let’s look into the reason we’re even speaking of tiny home ownership in the first place. As the prices continue to rise, both for rent and minimum mortgage requirements, the dream of ever owning a home becomes as distant as the Moon; can see it, can’t touch it. As Derek Thompson puts it: “I’m not a believer in curses. But if anything is cursed in this world, it’s the 21st-century American housing market.” I’d probably extend that to the rest of the western world; we’re all struggling here.
In 15 years, we’ve had a historic housing crash, a historic housing crunch, a historic pandemic-fueled buying spree, and a historic mortgage-rate spiral. According to Forbes Advisor, housing experts are keeping a watchful eye on the economy, which is still being pulled in all directions by stubbornly high inflation, steep interest rates, and ongoing geopolitical uncertainties, to name a few. But as mortgage rates have begun to decline in recent weeks, many economists are mixed about whether home prices will continue their slow decline through 2023–or crash.
It seems the biggest disconnect is between the buyers and sellers. Rita Tayenaka, owner of Orange County, California-based Coast to Canyon brokerage, states that “buyers want to lowball, and sellers want last year’s price.” Although the latter has seen a shift, making it more plausible for buyers to afford the home, one should not forget it’s still a seller’s market; goods are scarce and sellers can keep prices high.
What If It Was Actually A Halloween Party?
No Kids, No Adults
According to Derek Thompson, the number of available homes is still about 40% lower than it was before the pandemic. If you want to find a new place to rent, good luck twice over. The average rent has soared to an all-time high, as demand surges in the absence of available units. Mark Zandi, the chief economist at Moody’s Analytics, says: “This may be the worst time in my living history for the home buyer—it just doesn’t make sense.”
To say it simply—the system is broken. As Tristan Cross states, there are, broadly, two types of people in this world: Those who think landlords are price-gouging parasites, and the landlords perpetually surprised that everyone despises them. He believes that there are no good landlords, only varying degrees of bad ones.
The entire system is weighted in favor of those with the means to become landlords. The more they artificially restrict the supply of an essential component of living, the more money they make. Research shows the average buy-to-let landlord earns more than twice the average national salary. Even if their rental yield amounts to less than expected, they still have an asset—which will likely continue to appreciate in value—making it as close to a no-risk investment as you can get.
The ”g” Is Silent Tho
I disagree with this idea. not everyone is capable of purchasing property, whether it's credit, life situation, or otherwise. Other people might not WANT to have the responsibilities of home ownership, would benefit from not having the property responsibilities, or don't want to be tied down to a long-term property investment. I DO agree that landlords shouldn't be greedy and jack up prices, but that goes for any profession. let's not demonize landlords or the status of being a landlord.
Just Upgraded The Shower In My Rentoids Apartment. How Much Can I Increase The Rent? Cause This Costed So Much Money. Smh Stupid Rentoids
Oh lordy, please tell me the term "rentoids" is just 100% a sarcastic joke and not an ACTUAL term that landlords are using now.
Poor Guy Has Obviously Been Pushed To The Limit By Evil Tenants Taking Him For Granted
More than 2 million families were locked out of home ownership as a result of landlords buying up properties to rent out, a report by a Conservative MP, Neil O’Brien, found in 2018. Furthermore, the Resolution Foundation predicts that half of all people born between 1981 and 2000 will be renting well into middle-age, and a third as retirees. So how do we get out of this purgatory?
A protest movement is one idea. Another is to find alternative housing solutions. RV and motorhomes, house boats, tiny houses, shipping container homes, and tree Houses are just a few potential solutions that require a bit more creativity, but that also allow for more freedom. You can also buy a tent and set it up in your workplace—I’m sure everyone would support that action!
As you continue scrolling through this list, dear reader, I hope you have a little laugh at the very grim reality many of us face. Leave your opinions, experiences with entitled landlords, and potential solutions as to how we can all escape this mess in the comments below. Make sure to follow Nadia on Instagram and check out the "Tiny Living Scandinavia" website as well. Have a great one and happy New Year!
Renter Demanded I Fix The Door. So I Did. Now He’s Even More Upset! I Told Him I Didn’t Know Santa Was Handing Out Audacity This Year. But I Know For A Fact He’s Handing Out Rent Increases!
Spotted A Stray Cat On The Grounds Of The Property I'm Renting Out. Should I Charge My Tenants A Pet Fee?
No they should charge you a pet fee because it's not their pet.
Where Do I Have To Buy Property To Get This Kind Of Service?
Friendly reminder to tip your local Sheriff, Sheriff Mike received a nice $500 tip from a landlord client of ours... Not only did Mike evict the single mother that was behind on 5 months' rent, he did a little landscaping and left the property in great shape for the new tenants.
Soooo....."Officer" Mike got paid $500 to force a single mother and her kids out of their home and onto the streets....AND mowed the lawn afterwards?....Sure, nothing shady sounding about any of THAT🤨. If you were in a spelling bee and asked them to use the word "Bribed" in a sentence, they would tell that story.
No Pets, No Smoking, No Guests Also I Forgot A Zero Rent Is 2500
Remember: If Your Rentoids Got A Pay Raise, You Got A Pay Raise
Smart Move. Much Smarter Than Choosing To Rent
*checking pockets*.... yeah, I don't have that kind of cash on me today
New Bathroom Up Grade
How Dare These Renturds Question My Prerogative To Profit! The Cheek Of The Peasantry These Days, Us Lords Didn’t Used To Have To Put Up With This Nonsense. Nothing Like An Eviction Notice To Put Them In Their Place
There are costs to do business, that the business just has to eat and not pass on—-something modern businesspeople seem to have forgotten, or are not even taught in business school.
Ooc: Y’all. Lol
I can only imagine that this guy got pummeled by every other landlord in the area.
And So He Should! Filthy Renters!
Look At Them; Living Like Kings. Don’t They Know They Have [our] Mouths To Feed?
I Supported Elon Musk's Aim To Protect Free Speech On Twitter, But I Will Not Stand For This Hate Speech Against Us (The Most Oppressed Minority)
"the most oppressed minority" my friend had to grab my phone from me because I was about to throw it to hell
My Property Is Very Nice. Its A Historic Home Hand Built By The Proud Japanese People In The 60s
It Has 3 Very Spacious Rooms That Come With The Finest Leather. We Repainted It After An Incident In 08 So It's A Fairly Recent Remodel. I Just Cannot Seem To Find Any Tennant Who Will Respect The Historical And Cultural Heritage Of This House!
Hope They’re Charging Pet And Kid Insurance/Rent As Well
Renovations Complete, Should Be At Least $100 Extra Per Month Right? What Does Everyone Else Increase By After General Maintenance?
I never read BP's introduction to the post so going by the title of this one I was outraged at some of the things landlords have done. Then I happened to notice the URL which reads: funny-people-pretending-to-be-landlords. THEN I read the intro and found out the post is a post of jokes. So - well played, BP, I snapped up your clickbait like a hungry sunfish. Not that I'll hold it against you.
I never read BP's introduction to the post so going by the title of this one I was outraged at some of the things landlords have done. Then I happened to notice the URL which reads: funny-people-pretending-to-be-landlords. THEN I read the intro and found out the post is a post of jokes. So - well played, BP, I snapped up your clickbait like a hungry sunfish. Not that I'll hold it against you.