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Parenting is all about love, balancing priorities, managing responsibilities... And being able to laugh about all of it, of course!

Twitter moms and dads are completely honest about raising their kids. What's more, they often confess their trials and tribulations in the funniest ways.

Just like every month, we've rounded up some of best tweets about about parenting, so upvote your favorite entries as you continue scrolling down, share your own funny stories in the comments, and check out Bored Panda's previous collections of funny parenting tweets here: SeptemberAugustJulyMayAprilMarchFebruary, and January.

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JuJu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son will be back tomorrow from a holiday with his grandparents and for a few days it will be like my father moved in.

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Moms and dads making fun of their struggles on Twitter isn't necessarily a bad thing, too. With school, housework, and the kids' after-school activities taking over their time, parents got a lot on their plate. It's easy to become socially isolated from the outside world when your everyday life is so hectic and make a mistake or two. Accepting and laughing at them allows them to move on.

Vicki Broadbent, for example, successfully juggles a thriving business with raising a family, and she said owning your hiccups is just a part of the journey. "When I mess up, I hold my hands up, admit it, and explain to my children what happened ('Mummy shouted because she was tired'). I also always apologize," the founder of Honest Mum and author of Mumboss, told Bored Panda."It's a strength, not a weakness to say sorry. Being honest about my failures with my children humanizes me as a parent and, most importantly, it normalizes making mistakes. They're a natural part of life and we're all learning and growing. I want my kids to know that while I'm teaching them the difference between right and wrong and the importance of empathy and forgiveness."

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    Vicki said that her family genuinely has a lot of fun. They sing, dance, watch comedies, and always strive to seek the positives in life. "We as parents don't take ourselves too seriously and laugh at ourselves so our children follow suit." Keeping a family together is a lot of work. But offers so much opportunity to have a good time, too, so why not use it?

    "Having children is truly a gift," Vicki said. "It gives you as a parent a second chance at childhood. You can live vicariously through your kids; you can see the world anew through their young eyes, and best of all, you get to eat more candy (!) and lose your inhibitions more (I've been known to dance around the supermarket)! It's a maternal right to embarrass your kids, right!"

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    The mother is fully aware that having kids is a huge responsibility but like everything in life, she always questions herself, 'Am I having fun?'

    "Childhood is a short and precious window to be enjoyed so we as parents must protect this time for our children and harness happiness where possible."

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    #13

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be the curtains, sibling hair, cat whiskers, clothes, or many other fun, fun things.

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    #14

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    Zenozenobee
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my 4yo is angry at her 6yo brother, she goes for "aaaaahhh you're annoying like an adult!" and it's a really serious offense considering his expression.

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    #16

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squash the loo roll before you put it on the holder, so it doesn't spin freely, but sort of thumps. It makes it so much less fun to unwind it all, and stops it happening accidentally.

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    #18

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    Aleksandra Elias
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should also not hurt their siblings, that's important. And the should share with them

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    #20

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    Flisey
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a google thingy in the lounge and the kids still ask me, apparently it's easier if I ask the google thingy...

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    #22

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    Bonnie Jarrett
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg so true! I have a VERY sarcastic father and a VERY passive-aggressive mother. I'm the least-liked person...EVER lol.

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    #26

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    Hans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never say "Don't do that", "Do not look there", "Do not touch this". The "not" is not perceived. Rather: "Do this instead", "Look over here", "Hey, did you see this (*pointing into the other direction*)".

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    #27

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    TheCatWhisprer Report

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    #32

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    MumInBits Report

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    btaglln
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bébé requin toudou toudou toudou bébé requin toudou toudou toudou"

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    #33

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    SirPatTheCat
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I can’t see the point of preschool zoom. What would happen thats not detrimental to anyone involved? I have no idea how it would even work.

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    #40

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who can mute my son has some incredible super powers, wish they wouldn’t be greedy and share their mystical magic.

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    #43

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    zims
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With reviews that good you could make it onto Chopped

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    #45

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    mom_tho Report

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    Chez
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try explaining the difference between read and read. And when to use it correctly in a sentence.

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    #47

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    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it becomes, "Well, now you're going to school in something else that might look pretty silly...Oh, you suddenly remembered where you coat is?"

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    #49

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    Hera20
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it is the silence after they fall over which is scary. They might just be powering up ready to scream or are completely fine

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    #52

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    HousewifePlus Report

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    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends complaining about the "terrible two" years shocked into silence when I told them the "terrible twos" were designed to prepare them for the teen years: picture a "terrible two" with car keys.

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    #53

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    E Menendez
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her you invited her, and she was still in your tummy and begin the lesson that way.

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    #54

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    Some Cool Guy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the innocence of youth. On the plus side you can have ice-cream whenever you want.

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    #55

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    mommajessiec Report

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    #57

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    OhNoSheTwitnt Report

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    MantisGirl15
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or do other people get anxiety when they see a movie or old picture where there is a crowd of people with no masks on?

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    #58

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    mommajessiec Report

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    #59

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    meenaharris Report

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    #64

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

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    Aleksandra Elias
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only does she hurt physically, she also hurts psychically. So you get two damages for the price of one

    #65

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    MumInBits Report

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kid was three, she pointed at at an 80 year old and demanded very loudly 'WHY IS THAT GIRL SMOKING?! DOESN'T SHE KNOW SHE'LL GET CANCER?' and I got to see someone try to work out if they were offended or pleased.

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    #67

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    snarkymomtobe Report

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you need headphones. Possibly noise-cancelling ones.

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    #68

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

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    Raven
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens to me and i will get upset dont bother taking away my phone mother

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    #73

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    Pansexual-Pancake
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids used to always make the fire alarm to off to get out of class for three hours while we wait for a fire truck

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    #74

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    HenpeckedHal Report

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    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler called water "nanoo". Once we were driving past the lake, she said "Look at the water!" so I turned around and praised her for saying the right word. Nope. She looked me straight in the eye and said "nanoo" and used it for another 6 months, deliberately, with a sarcastic look in her eye.

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    #75

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    threetimedaddy Report

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    Red
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn, they always return them" "Mom.... were right here....."

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    #77

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    thedad Report

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    E Menendez
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Life became so much more pleasant once I realized it is so much easier if IDGAF.

    #78

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    thedad Report

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    Astrid Nineor
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parenting done right. There is a soccer field right next to my garden, and all I hear is shouting and cursing

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    #79

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    MantisGirl15
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one should read: "Did you look where your shoes are supposed to be kept?"

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    thedad Report

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    AnInrovert
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On his own??? Even I haven’t completely figured it out!!! lol

    #81

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #87

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    mysty
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all probably have one of those robot brooms. kid was probably confused

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    #89

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    mommajessiec Report

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    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama tells that we were driving in the car when I asked "Where do babies come from?" so she started a simple explanation a 3 year old could understand. Then I said "But what I really want to know is, what makes windshield wipers go back and forth?"

    #91

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    LifeThrewLemons Report

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    Red
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep is for the weak. I shall say this when my family ask me why i dont sleep

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    #92

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we went to Florida my 11 year old would open his mouth every single time he went under with a wave. Every time. Actually he does it when we swim in the Tennessee River, too. It is automatic for him, go under water, open mouth.

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    #93

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    FredTaming Report

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    #103

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    lmegordon Report

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    Red
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you accept that your kid does not care about anything

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    #108

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

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    #109

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #110

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

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    Kip Otter
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol true, my mom would just say "If we're not out of this house and on our way in five minutes, you're grounded!"

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    #111

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    momjeansplease Report

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    SnarkyMommy78 Report

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    #114

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    lara
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell them you didn't have electricity and you had to watch tv by candlelight.

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    #115

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you have grown up! First can you please help me with my taxes?

    #116

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    Pansexual-Pancake
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i lost a dang tooth and the "tooth fairy" still hasnt given me money ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS

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    #117

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    HenpeckedHal Report

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    Lhlodder Report

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    #120

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

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    Red
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Steps on lego* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (╯´༎ຶᗝ´༎ຶ)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    #121

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    Kids_kubed Report

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    threetimedaddy Report

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    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Label on a superhero costume: Warning, cape does not actually allow wearer to fly. Any kid dumb enough to jump off the roof deserves to be removed from the gene pool.

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    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid says "I need a jelly sandwich" an hour before supper. So I explain the difference between "need" and "want". Kid hangs on a cabinet drawer screaming "I NEED a jelly sandwich!"

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as she doesn't drive there, there nothing wrong with wine before soccer.

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