"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.

Oh my god! This is my life! We could start a parent support group.

The education curve is showing.

Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.

So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.

OMG LMAO!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

Dresses with pockets are cool.

Awww!!! Lol

Astute.

Here’s what you need to do. Step 1: Leave the country.

Your 4 year old is a genius! But yes, you should absolutely be scared 😂

My mom told me that while I paid for my own medical coverage, I could do any damned silly thing I wanted.

😂

That really hurts!!! The struggle is real! 😂😂😂

Parenting: the original Stockholm syndrome.

Great team spirit

You should get him some ice for that burn.

"I swear, Dad, we had no idea the bowling ball would do this to your computer!"

It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?

And that's how my daughter got a five mile piggyback ride.

Well, that's not wrong I guess, lol.

My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.

I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.

Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."

YASSS

Karma played the long game....and won

a world run by kids would probably make more sense than this one.

I had to teach a graduate student how to microwave a hot dog, so honestly, this is a promising sign.

Be grateful it's not a pet bug

he's got the bedside manner and pricing correct

My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...

People who say kids shouldn't have devices, probably aren't parents

Oh man!! I feel this one deep! Talk about instant anxiety attack.

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4yo: "So, who do you have in there right now?"

"They did manage to pick up a dozen Legos between them, so I'm considering it."

My daughter can hear a piece of chocolate breaking through 3 walls and 2 flights of stairs!! And yet when standing right in front of me can’t hear ‘please empty the dishwasher’ 🤣

I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)

Your child has very niche interests

nice to see he has his priorities straight