What a brilliant idea!

This is so funny :DD

remember as you kids hysterically run and play like maniacs, they are not burning energy, they are building it up.

Family Guy! That's Meg's real name.

....they see things adults can' t.........

You ruined her life!

It's all about imagination :)

More importantly: can _you_ remember (without checking Google Calendar!) :)

more like a small country

The same feeling in all parts of the world for all parents :)

Time to cut the kid off of YouTube and spend some time with him, instead of letting the internet raise him. Our parents did it with TV, now parents are doing it with the internet

Should I be laughing at this one? lol so bad

i ve got the POWER!!!!!

"That kid? Nope, not mine. - Right then, off you go, little one."

Some people don't even have a thing they can look forward to, so you're lucky:))

Ha he got the break!

What about sunday?

One of my wife's first grade students brought in mom's book for silent reading: How to Become a Pole Dancer. "Apparently" it was a prank gift and the mom was horrified, but luckily had a sense of humor.

same effect :)

She's being honest. (A little too honest)

ryan reynolds has the best tweets

Karma!

Was it man-flu?

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Once my then 3yr old nephew convinced a gymnasium seat block he lost his chipmunk while his dad was coaching hs basketball. It was imaginary.

Party Muffins.... Pupcakes.... all the cool names the little kids come up with!

It's about the time. 7:00 is late for parents. Kids gotta go to bed soon after and strangers can't always put kids to bed effectively.

There 's something even more frightening: a silent home when you have kids. It can only means that something terrible is on.

and, the worst is yet to come!

I like this story about children:D

I love how we are expected to know how to do all this new math and english stuff that they are teaching the kids these days. Nothing like how we were taught.

Yeah, the hurt is real.

Lately I came up with a new strategy with my 4 yo: "if I have to say it once again, I take a playmobil". I line up my little hostages on a top shelf he can't reach. The first time I had to punish 12 playmobils for an afternoon, after two weeks I have around 4 playmobils on the self every days (I dentify his favourit ones to target them first) but I'm beguinning to have success with the "threat" only ;p

I feel you, buddy...I fell you >.<

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Or told Monday morning that they have to bring cookies that day!!!

He must have kids of his own...

My man exactly... and then Disney bought Starwars licence and now he's buying action figurines for our son. Right, for our son ;p

Quite embarrassing, but this could actually be me.

Hear one just now, but upstairs

That’s when you just have to sit down and say, “It was evil Ninja Turtles that came and stole my clothes. I was up later than you because I was tired from fighting them” 👍

my boyfriend does not have any kids, I have an 11 year old. every time he poops he has to immediately shower afterwards, turning a regular one hour man poop into a hour and a half.. i'm like, if we ever have a kid together, you are gonna have to get over doing that. you'll be lucky if you get the bathroom to yourself for five minutes.

Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting!

😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This!

I mean... yeah. Legit.

Or explain awkward story lines, like......why Prince Charming kissed a dead corpse, why Jack was seeing giant bean stalks, why Alice was tripping out, who created Neverland, how three bears managed to talk, and why a girl broke into their house.......

I can't tell you how many jackets we have had to stop and buy before I got smart enough to leave one in the trunk.

Quite the opposite.

I'm D.Y.I.N.G. ! Lol !

I had to do some repair work in an elementary band room once. In August. They were already practicing their Christmas program. Why that teacher didn't pursue a career in panhandling defies understanding.

Sometimes I don't even bother trying.

As usual

My daughter also called guacamole "maka-moleee"

And then praying that they'll actually fall asleep quickly.

Don't worry, karma will get him on tests.

You know, it was just a dumb TV thing with kids talking about their parents coming to "all their games" or "never comes to watch me play" that started this off. Before that, it wasn't a thing, to my knowledge. Maybe watching the big game(s) at the end of the season was important, but I couldn't have cared less about my parents watching me play soccer for most of the season when I was in grade school. I think they just dropped me off. Parents demand too much of themselves based on fake TV parents.

Hahaha lol ;p

And be there half an hour before for warmups, gotta leave house at 6:15, feed them and get them dressed by 6:10 so gotta start trying to wake them up at 5:20 which means I need to get up to get ready at...Dear God!!

Mary popins voice* "come on kids lets go" 15 mins later Batman voice*" I SAID LETS GO!"