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We all know that kids say the funniest things, but what about the parents? Well it turns out that they say some pretty funny things too.

The proof can be found on Babble's weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag #funnyparents. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. If you're a parent then you're sure to relate to many of them, and if you're not a parent then, well, you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose to become one...

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#1

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TheMichaelRock Report

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hypercraxy Report

Final score:
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#3

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thenatewolf Report

Final score:
405points
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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
353points
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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
317points
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#6

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DaddyJew Report

Final score:
301points
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#7

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CaffeineandF Report

Final score:
291points
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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
278points
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#9

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ConanOBrien Report

Final score:
267points
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#10

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
266points
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#11

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StellaGMaddox Report

Final score:
256points
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#12

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PinkCamoTO Report

Final score:
254points
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#13

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
250points
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#14

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WorkingMom86 Report

Final score:
237points
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#15

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Mr_Kapowski Report

Final score:
230points
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#16

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
228points
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#17

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AmateurIdiot Report

Final score:
208points
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#18

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tchrquotes Report

Final score:
205points
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#19

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PinkCamoTO Report

Final score:
193points
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#20

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Not_that_mom Report

Final score:
184points
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#21

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MidgardMomma Report

Final score:
154points
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#22

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valeegrrl Report

Final score:
145points
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#23

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
143points
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#24

Funny Parenting Tweets

UnfilteredMama Report

Final score:
137points
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#25

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outsmartedmommy Report

Final score:
132points
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#26

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BPMbadassmama Report

Final score:
130points
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#27

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McKnightyBoo Report

Final score:
122points
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#28

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lilwestman Report

Final score:
117points
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#29

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Final score:
108points
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#30

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MummaCrazy Report

Final score:
106points
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#31

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_NikkaBee Report

Final score:
105points
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#32

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TheGladStork Report

Final score:
104points
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#33

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cray_at_home_ma Report

Final score:
103points
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#34

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JessObsess Report

Final score:
100points
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#35

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iamspacegirl Report

Final score:
99points
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#36

Funny Parenting Tweets

maughammom Report

Final score:
94points
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#37

Funny Parenting Tweets

HonestToddler Report

Final score:
92points
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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Final score:
91points
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#39

Funny Parenting Tweets

MomOfTeen Report

Final score:
88points
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#40

Funny Parenting Tweets

Playing_Dad Report

Final score:
83points
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#41

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Playing_Dad Report

Final score:
74points
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#42

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SardonicTart Report

Final score:
74points
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#43

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Jake_Vig Report

Final score:
70points
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#44

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DropsNoPanties Report

Final score:
70points
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#45

Funny Parenting Tweets

ReasonsMySonCry Report

Final score:
70points
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#46

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amydillon Report

Final score:
68points
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#47

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onefunnymummy Report

Final score:
67points
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#48

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radtoria Report

Final score:
62points
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#49

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dshack8 Report

Final score:
60points
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#50

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Funny Parenting Tweets Report

Final score:
60points
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#51

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BlackCatBettie Report

Final score:
57points
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#52

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Marlebean Report

Final score:
54points
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#53

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KentWGraham Report

Final score:
54points
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#54

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wife_housy Report

Final score:
50points
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#55

Funny Parenting Tweets

DomesticGoddss Report

Final score:
50points
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#56

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PLATINUM2000 Report

Final score:
50points
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#57

Funny Parenting Tweets

cray_at_home_ma Report

Final score:
48points
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#58

Funny Parenting Tweets

MummaCrazy Report

Final score:
48points
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#59

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ElKnuckelhombre Report

Final score:
45points
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#60

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KateWhineHall Report

Final score:
45points
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#61

Funny Parenting Tweets

Sillymommy430 Report

Final score:
42points
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#62

Funny Parenting Tweets

jake_lach Report

Final score:
41points
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#63

Funny Parenting Tweets

runner_mom2 Report

Final score:
41points
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#64

Funny Parenting Tweets

ModMomMad Report

Final score:
39points
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#65

Funny Parenting Tweets

heatherlou_ Report

Final score:
38points
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#66

Funny Parenting Tweets

Smug_Lemur Report

Final score:
37points
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#67

Funny Parenting Tweets

OneFunnyMummy Report

Final score:
37points
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#68

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JimGaffigan Report

Final score:
35points
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#69

Funny Parenting Tweets

QwertyJones3 Report

Final score:
34points
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#70

Funny Parenting Tweets

KateWhineHall Report

Final score:
33points
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#71

Funny Parenting Tweets

PetrickSara Report

Final score:
33points
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#72

Funny Parenting Tweets

byclintedwards Report

Final score:
32points
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#73

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carlykimmel Report

Final score:
32points
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#74

Funny Parenting Tweets

Parkerlawyer Report

Final score:
32points
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#75

Funny Parenting Tweets

PerfectPending Report

Final score:
31points
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#76

Funny Parenting Tweets

Peauxtassium Report

Final score:
31points
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#77

Funny Parenting Tweets

Funnyoneliners Report

Final score:
30points
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#78

Funny Parenting Tweets

WorkingMom86 Report

Final score:
29points
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#79

Funny Parenting Tweets

momesty Report

Final score:
29points
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#80

Funny Parenting Tweets

martinisandmini Report

Final score:
28points
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#81

Funny Parenting Tweets

mdob11 Report

Final score:
28points
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#82

Funny Parenting Tweets

Does_This_Match Report

Final score:
27points
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#83

Funny Parenting Tweets

thatcarlygirl Report

Final score:
27points
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#84

Funny Parenting Tweets

iinkedZombie Report

Final score:
26points
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#85

Funny Parenting Tweets

NicoleLeighShaw Report

Final score:
25points
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#86

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YKIHAYHT Report

Final score:
25points
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#87

Funny Parenting Tweets

FatherWithTwins Report

Final score:
25points
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#88

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ValeeGrrl Report

Final score:
25points
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#89

Funny Parenting Tweets

Cheeseboy22 Report

Final score:
24points
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#90

Funny Parenting Tweets

sarcasticmommy4 Report

Final score:
24points
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#91

Funny Parenting Tweets

momofsteele2 Report

Final score:
24points
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#92

Funny Parenting Tweets

joelmchale Report

Final score:
23points
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#93

Funny Parenting Tweets

StellaGMaddox Report

Final score:
22points
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#94

Funny Parenting Tweets

WorkingMom86 Report

Final score:
21points
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#95

Funny Parenting Tweets

outsmartedmommy Report

Final score:
21points
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#96

Funny Parenting Tweets

PetrickSara Report

Final score:
21points
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#97

Funny Parenting Tweets

FunnyIsFamily Report

Final score:
21points
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#98

Funny Parenting Tweets

RealDMK Report

Final score:
21points
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#99

Funny Parenting Tweets

donofalltrades1 Report

Final score:
20points
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#100

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Topher_Writes Report

Final score:
19points
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#101

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Brianhopecomedy Report

Final score:
18points
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#102

Funny Parenting Tweets

Vodkantots Report

Final score:
18points
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#103

Funny Parenting Tweets

CrystalMe523 Report

Final score:
16points
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#104

Funny Parenting Tweets

HiddleDeeDee Report

Final score:
16points
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#105

Funny Parenting Tweets

ParentNormal Report

Final score:
15points
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#106

Funny Parenting Tweets

TheCatWhisprer Report

Final score:
15points
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#107

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FlyJ_ Report

Final score:
14points
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#108

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JimGaffigan Report

Final score:
14points
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#109

Funny Parenting Tweets

LetMeStart Report

Final score:
14points
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#110

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lunchboxdad Report

Final score:
13points
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#111

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Faux_Ma Report

Final score:
13points
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#112

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BPMbadassmama Report

Final score:
12points
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#113

Funny Parenting Tweets

MomsanityTweets Report

Final score:
12points
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#114

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WorkingMom86 Report

Final score:
12points
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#115

Funny Parenting Tweets

TheBoydP Report

Final score:
12points
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#116

Funny Parenting Tweets

AnkCoupleTO Report

Final score:
12points
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#117

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sarcasticmommy4 Report

Final score:
12points
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#118

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Final score:
12points
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#119

Funny Parenting Tweets

ashleyaustrew Report

Final score:
11points
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#120

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ValeeGrrl Report

Final score:
11points
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Funny Parenting Tweets

AnnaKFaris Report

Final score:
10points
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