I love this! Never gonna think of a thunderstorm the same again lol

This should be at the top !

S**t happens 😺

Yesss the two new superpowers we unlock as parents, Dad-Voice and Mom-Stare

Yes, but for a 3yo, if you like it, you want it. And you won't ask either.

Expert level 💯

Yea kids can be exhausting I don't have them but still....

some one had bad hart burn.

... in a full body cast, with no one helping you.

Yay, wrestling

Also cats.

Grandparents, saying yes every time your parents say no. Lol

Bartender was having an animated conversation with a toddler. Mom: you must have kids of your own to understand her that well. Bartender: nope, I just hang out with a bunch of drunks for a living.

Meh. They're dressed, that'll do.

When my siblings and I were toddlers we were allowed to only draw on the walls of one hallway at the back of the house which wasn’t visible to visitors. It was a win for both us and our parents. Once we grew up (aka learnt not to draw on walls), those walls were painted over and remained like new for the rest of the time we lived there.

Wow, where did this happen?

... in a row, without stopping to give you a chance to respond!

Or dance recital.

or anytime the kids just get quiet....

My mother still feels uncomfortable when my brother and I roast eachother and tries to smooth it over, mum there's nothing to smooth - we're both laughing. Bless her.

we all float down here!

*adds green stink lines* lol

it's true, we did

I always wondered why you have the most energy when you don't need it! I need toddler levels of energy now, when I have stuff to do, not when I'm a tiny freeloader with no responsibilities

Is this Jurassic Park? lol

as someone with a baby brother, i can confirm that he has the grip strength of a gym rat and i can also confirm that my face is forever crumpled like wrapping paper

...and my cats.

I agree, toddlers are jackasses