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We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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bring on the internet warriors 6 years ago
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go
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Final score:
256points
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Robyn Denton 6 years ago
At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
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Rafaella Bueno 6 years ago
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
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Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
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Carol Emory 6 years ago
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
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Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
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Elegant Vandalism 6 years ago
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
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TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
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weatherwitch 6 years ago
I'd be straight to find a member of staff or security to ensure the little one was safe. A toddler lost for half an hour?! Bloody hell!
Willa june Bonaparte 5 years ago
OMFG!!! I GET LOST IN SHOPPING MALLS TOO!!!! WAY TO GO KID!!!
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Carol Harrison 6 years ago
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
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Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
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Merlyn Emrys 6 years ago
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
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Martha Meyer 6 years ago
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
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Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
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Renita McAfee 6 years ago
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... Claire Cover 6 years ago
I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
d r e a m w o r l d 6 years ago
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
Calypso poet 6 years ago
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
inhighspeed 5 years ago
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
glowworm2 6 years ago
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Calypso poet 6 years ago
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
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Calypso poet 6 years ago
Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies... Renita McAfee 6 years ago
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... Claire Cover 6 years ago
I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
d r e a m w o r l d 6 years ago
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
Calypso poet 6 years ago
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
inhighspeed 5 years ago
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
glowworm2 6 years ago
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Calypso poet 6 years ago
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies... Calypso poet 6 years ago
Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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