The wind, obviously! It was like that when the cat arrived!

Ok. Show me some tricks.

Well at least he warned you

Strip joint?

It's Pete next door who I'm constantly biting.

This makes me wonder if Silly String would actually be effective. I mean, you’d definitely have the element of surprise to knock them off balance.

If you meet and fall in love with a drinking guy, better learn to drink with him.

"I'll have a Tom Collins."

Template for all my future name tags. Thanks.

Cube scouts?

A legend in his own mind.

Not Rembrant, but Monet was a street caricature artist before he made his famous paintings!

I prefer to finish sandwiches

Automated Telling-off Machine

Now would be a good time for the ambulance to back up.

This document was necessary after a boy scout helped grandma across the street, who then got run over by a reindeer.

Hal, no!

It’s always the unsuspecting

Well that's just fowl

But other kids don't set fire to their little sister.

Lt. Lightfingers just got promoted. Or made a few bucks at the second hand shop.

Well you know they never had women carriers.

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