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Food is a powerful substance that provides more than just nourishment. It can bring people together or tear them apart. It can create lasting memories you either fondly remember or wish to forget. 

You’ll see all that in the New York Times Cooking comment section, where people share hilarious anecdotes about food-related misadventures. There are stories about kitchen mishaps and questionable ingredient choices, but there are also accounts of people’s proud moments after preparing a dish. That’s always nice to read. 

We’ve picked out some of the best screenshots featured on the NYT Cooking Comments Instagram page. Scroll through and have a few laughs.

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    Food triggers memories, as many people in these comments shared. As clinical psychologist Dr. Susan Whitbourne tells the BBC, these memories typically bypass our conscious awareness. 

    “You can’t put those memories into words, but you know there is ‘something’ that the food triggers deep within your past,” she said, adding that these mental souvenirs go beyond the dish itself.

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    Because food memories form without our conscious awareness, they include every situation in which they were acquired. As Dr. Whitbourne explains, it’s why we also remember almost every step of the cooking process, the ingredients, and the people involved. 

    “The chocolate cupcakes a close family member taught you to make when you were young become part of a larger experience with that person,” she stated.

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    Comment exchange about unhinged cooking: Tom questions using 1.5 pounds of cheese, Will suggests two pounds instead.

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    Cat Palmer
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    2 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fond memory of my little sister phoning me (the family cook since our dad passed) to say "I've put four different cheeses in this pasta dish, what do you think?" then, before I could answer, "you're right, I've got some cheddar, I'll add that on top". Which is pretty much what I would have advised if given the chance!

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    Cooking is a labor of love, but as some of the comments on this list show, it isn’t easy. As for why, author and food historian Rachel Laudan broke it down in an article for her website. 

    As Laudan explains, part of the process is getting acquainted with the apparatus you’re using. In her case, this made her rethink her skills in using a microwave oven.

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    Then, there is the tedious process of gathering the ingredients for the recipes you intend to make. It includes considering the requests and needs of the people you’re preparing these meals for. 

    “(You must have) A mental inventory of recipes so that you can use all your ingredients effectively, substitute for ingredients you have forgotten, (and) adjust to the needs and preferences of those you are cooking for,” she wrote.

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    But ultimately, cooking provides fulfillment. Research has shown that home-cooked meals make people feel better than eating out or ordering in. 

    As the study's authors concluded, “The home is a privileged environment that nurtures healthy eating and in which healthier food choices trigger and are triggered by more positive emotions.”

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    #23

    Comment about unhinged cooking advice using multiple timers for recipe timing.

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    LillieMean
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the shelf was a timer and a second and a third. They were in the cupboards and on the counters. Ticking towards the zero point. On the coffee table, under the pillow in bed, in the bathroom cabinet and in the washing machine. She wanders around the house with timers with her incredible timing. Everything important is about timing! Everything must be on time! May I suggest a cuckoo clock. Can you hear that Wendy? It's time for afternoon tea and the medication prescribed by the psychiatrist.

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    Unhinged cooking comment about using a slow cooker and thoughts on soaking beans.

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    Cat Palmer
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    2 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soaking beans is so easy manufacturers put the results in cans, which I buy because I'm disabled and an unpaid carer and really don't have the mental or physical bandwidth to soak beans.

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    #27

    "Funny cooking comment about cake getting scrutinized by TSA due to marmalade glaze."

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    Jessica SpeLangm
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    1 hour ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you take a cake like that, on a plane? Could you not ship it, or make it when you arrive at your destination? It would be much fresher, and probably taste a lot better.

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    Comment on unhinged cooking swap: honey for maple syrup, bacon for rosemary.

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    on second thought....
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    2 hours ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah of course! Almost everything with bacon in it is delicious. Even though this is a totally different dish.

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    Comment on recipe about marinating time, living situation, and substituting honey with agave for cooking.

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    Passerby
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    1 hour ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the reverse of those recipes that have life stories interspersed with the actual recipes, but now it is the review instead? Oh, how the tables have turned!

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    Comment on unhinged cooking and recipe critiques, questioning organic ingredients and recipe morality.

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    Ace
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    3 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that and "Kosher salt". WTF would I be bothered about someone else's religious beliefs when I'm cooking for myself?

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    Users making unhinged comments about recipe duration and responses.

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    Auntriarch
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    7 minutes ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to so many foods in my house "depends on if he knows where they're kept"

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    Comment about cooking and recipe mishap with kombu and dashi, mentioning a dog's reaction to the dish's odors.

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    Ace
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    3 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of Kombu so needed to look it up, but this is like using 50g of instant stock powder instead of 50ml of liquid stock. For reference, 10g of powder would be enough to make up a litre or more.