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While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.
So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.
Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.
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#1
Now, This Sounds Like A Story
Yettichild 3 years ago
Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.
It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.
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#3
Clever
Alex the awful German 3 years ago
"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)
#4
This Is The Way
It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.
#5
I Mean, He's Not Wrong...
#6
Biggest Mistake Of Her Life
#7
Bread Is God
Shishal Asaurus 3 years ago
The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.
In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.
According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”
#8
Fruit
#9
Yeah That's Weird
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.
#10
Guess She Won
Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”
#11
Me_irl
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?
#12
Feels
#13
Unorthodox *for His Time*
#15
Good Boy
#16
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
#17
If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It
#18
He Clearly Did Not
#19
Not So Smart After All
#20
Need A Better System
#21
Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony
Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago
*closes laptop, stares into the sunset* This is it. The pun of all puns.
J. F. 3 years ago
"Fehler In Allen Teilen" (Errors in all parts) for us germans
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Bob Belcher 3 years ago
My dad has said this for years. Tells me stories that the car was so light when it broke down he would just have a couple of friend help him pick it up and walk it to the shop
AnnaBanana 3 years ago
Oh, I dunno - the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey comment was, is and will always be HILARIOUS!
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One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right
#23
I Wish I Didn’t Relate To This So Well
#24
For The Kids
#25
Waiting For My Package Currently...
Neil Bidle 3 years ago
You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped
#26
A Great Friendship
#27
Mm. Balsa Wood
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD
#28
Me_irl
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.
#29
Ia This That Difficult For People
#30
I Do
#31
A Good Risotto
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)
#32
I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’
#33
Missed Opportunities Be Like
#34
Impregnated Goblin
#35
Either Way
Downunderdude 3 years ago
Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!
#36
He's Bin Better
#37
Raccoon
#38
Absolutelynotmeirl
#39
Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me
#40
Yep
Alex the awful German 3 years ago
what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99
#41
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago (edited)
I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂
#42
Same
#43
I’m A Huge Fan
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻
#44
I'd Like To Hear Em
Yevvie ART 3 years ago
If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.
#45
Liar
#46
Signature Look Of Superiority
#47
Which Purse Isn’t Like This?
#48
Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy
#49
They Are Trying Their Best
Julie C Rose 3 years ago (edited)
I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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