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While famously being very, very polite, it’s no secret that Brits also love the occasional witty, tongue-in-cheek comment. And not only that. They take the gold medal for the ability to laugh at themselves like there’s no tomorrow, mocking both little and serious things. I mean, should I even remind you of the notorious English comedian Ricky Gervais?!

And for the fans of the British lifestyle, we have a real treat! The Twitter page “No Context Brits” is an online destination which offers “a celebration of all things British,” meaning it’s both things we understand and things that leave us flabbergasted. Created pretty recently, in April 2021, the account has amassed 780K devoted followers and its audience seems to be growing still.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining, bizarre, and wholesome posts from “No Context Brits” for you to enjoy with your cuppa, so scroll down and upvote your favorite posts! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature on the same page, as well as a similar post on another popular Twitter account, “No Context UK.”

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    In Britain, embarrassing moments, awkward encounters and clumsiness are all considered funny, contrary to many other places in the world. But the real challenging part of British humor, especially for foreigners, is to actually tell whether they are joking or being serious.

    In this piece for TIME, the legendary English comedian Ricky Gervais tried to distinguish the key differences between American and British humor. According to Gervais, Americans do not hide their hopes and fears and they applaud ambition and openly reward success. The British, on the contrary, embrace the underdog, Gervais argues.

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    Gervais explained: “Americans say, ‘have a nice day’ whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this.” It’s because Brits don’t want to celebrate anything too soon, Gervais writes. “Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, ‘It won’t happen for you.’”

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a like from me. Beautiful piece of toast. Cannot fault it.

    Christina B
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely perfectly toasted, and just the proper amount of butter... 10/10

    Joey Marlin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange or lime sir? I'm rather partial to lime if I'm in the mood for marmalade. Usually happy with just butter. Or marmite. Oh, *dribbles* toast 😋

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    JKO
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An angry like from me, it looks good but now I want toast

    𝖊𝖆
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell and taste this picture. Perfection *chef’s kiss*

    Kitty Kat
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought I was happy with cereal this morning, but now I must have this perfect piece of toast.

    marnidarr
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, 36.8K. Is this like, "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

    Doireanne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful. However, I can neither identify nor stop staring at that gross looking thing resting on it. Is it a nasty fingernail? Is it some sort of ancient butter knife? Really old and dirty tongs? It's so disgusting looking.

    Bron
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! Now just add a smear of Vegemite and it ascends to heavenly!

    Jennifer Wilson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, Now I'm going to get up out of bed at 2am and go make toast because this looks so good.

    Queen Mab
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a toast lover so I like it. What's that thing stabbing it? Maybe it's some specialized tool used only in Britain.

    laura lee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a gorgeous piece of toast there, buttered perfectly.

    Ruth Ann walton
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely Toast. I could eat a loaf of it right now. The butter knife looks a little worn. After buttering perfect toast for eons, I'm sure. Congratulations on your toast.

    jade s
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. That toast was clearly buttered whilst still hot. Now it will be soggy.

    Dilly Millandry
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GASP! You MUST butter it while it's hot. The butter needs to melt. You then eat it immediately so it won't have time to get soggy!!! The horror of cold buttered toast... which I'd still eat and enjoy 😜😋

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    Shyla Clay
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better next to fried eggs, Sunnyside up, and crispy bacon. With a side of coffee. But then, I'm American.

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    Although any generalization should be taken carefully, an Anglo-American writer, Paul Goodman, argues similarly to Gervais. “The American philosophy and approach to life tend to be optimistic: life is an opportunity and we should enjoy it.” Meanwhile, “Brits are more likely to see life as a bit of an ordeal, tinged with absurdity, and sometimes you just have to just grin and bear it,” he explains.

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    The quintessential part of British humor is irony and sarcasm, which are commonly used by Brits who rarely say anything literally. In fact, very often, they say one thing and mean completely different, and this is especially prominent in humor. This can cause great confusion to visitors, as Brits ironically mock their enemies, playfight with friends or point out the absurdities of daily life.

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    Phill Healey
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us that can't do the Chester run in less than 12 parsecs. Edit: I genuinely had no idea it was 4th May when I posted this. 😂

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    KJ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between going out or going out out (Micky Flanagan).

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    Goodman argues that the confusion may also arise due to the fact that Brits often say ironic jokes with a straight face. “To avoid being misunderstood, most Americans will either deliver irony with a smile on their face, or 'signpost' it, adding a phrase such as 'only joking' afterward. Brits don’t usually do that.”

    Puns and wordplay are also very prominent in British humor. “There’s a more intense and playful relationship with the language,” according to Goodman. “It’s seen in other ways, too, not just with humor, examples being cryptic crosswords and word-orientated game shows,” he adds.

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    It’s important to highlight that essentially humor relies on culture and its people. What’s normal in one culture can seem very bizarre or even offensive to another. For this reason, we cannot ever fully translate humor. Some of the British comedy may be found very weird and not funny by Americans, while some mainstream American comedy can feel too obvious for Brits’ liking.

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    Kusotare
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a referee, I used to remind the parents that there were no scouts in the crowd watching their kids.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peel here" means get the knife out the drawer and hack away at the sodding plastic.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably get a load of people mistakenly now saying 'but these are for paramedics' NO they are not. They always check the WHOLE car EVERY single time. For good reason - some people don't use these, what if it fell off or was forgotten in a rental car etc, etc. Michael Lerner created them because he was scared by the aggressiveness of other drivers when driving his 18 month old nephew and wanted people to be more considerate. Google it before arguing.

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    Bathsheba
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a spoof. The Tories expect homeless people to take responsibility and cut THEMSELVES in half.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hasn't seen a Dalek being transported? Those things are slow and can't do stairs well. The TARDIS is a different matter...

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    NsG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you complaining about? This *IS* a normal day in the UK. (Possibly Newcastle, I can't see enough geographic identifiers)

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    Kayjunmoon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the British Brexit politicians who talked about 'British fish'. Apparently fish need passports.

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    Beth S
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well s**t, I thoroughly enjoy poster's take on this pizza place. LOL

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my local Tesco. The people working there are awesome!

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    Brendan Roberts
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working from home, I'm shirt and tie above waist, and tie fighter pyjamas below.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not me, I’d try staying awake for 24 hours just in case. I end up losing lots of me time worrying about whether or not they’d reply

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