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New Year’s resolutions have become tradition at this point. Even if you don’t partake in it, there will certainly be a contingent of people who crave change and the new year is a great symbolic moment for a fresh start.

It’s also a great time for the other contingent of folks to start taking jabs at it in the form of posts, memes, and reactions because we all know the gym is going to be empty roughly a month or two later.

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    So, why are New Year’s resolutions so prevalent and observed in many parts of the world? The short answer is that they’re important and healthy.

    One of the reasons has already been hinted at in the introduction and that is that resolutions can provide a fresh start. “New Year, new me”, after all.

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    The new year is like hitting kind of a reset button, which allows you to set new goals (or pretend they’re new, but they’re actually old, just needed a revisit). Whatever the case, it’s a nice symbolic time to reflect and refocus your priorities in life. And with that, you gain more clarity, you finally have a direction to work towards, which in turn allows you to plan and be prepared for the challenges ahead.

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    If anything, resolutions can make us feel good. Well, all right, completing resolutions can make us feel good. It’s the same as accomplishing anything important, except this time around you’re doing this for you.

    And besides feeling like a million bucks (inflation not adjusted), you will actually get something done which in turn should improve your life. And who knows, you might end up doing more.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that include less sound you make through your mouth? Of just less sound your body makes all by itself?

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    Would you be surprised to learn that New Year’s resolutions have been around for roughly 4,000 years? Though, it wasn’t in January, but rather in March because crops.

    The celebration would last 12 days, they’d crown a new king or reaffirm their loyalty to the old one, they’d promise the gods they’d pay their debts, return anything borrowed and whatnot, not unlike how folks do resolutions today.

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    Now, you can joke about how even after 4,000 years humanity is still making promises of change. But it’s not uncommon for us to break promises made to ourselves.

    You see, many of us lose our resolve when we’re stressed or tired. It’s just how our brain is wired. These promises to ourselves are about self-discipline, and it’s easy to shut that part of the brain down with worry and exhaustion.

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    There’s this thing called executive function—a set of mental skills like working memory, flexible thinking and self control. Stress and tiredness shuts those down after a hard day’s work and so it becomes very naturally tempting to just skip a beat. Or two. Or all of them—who needs to go to the gym? I’m not in that bad of a shape, right? Right!?

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned more japanese from vocaloid songs than from that stupid owl Alyssa tell me what the answer is.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mighty task worthy of a hero like yourself. I'm hoping for less than 40 ..

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    Luckily, it’s possible to keep it up by creating what Shooksvensen called a stress budget. It works just like a financial budget, except you’re not spending money—rather, you’re giving time and attention to things that stress you out. And if you don’t give any, then it won’t stress you out. Pure and simple.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't notice this was Cookie Monster's resolution the first time through. It make a LOT more sense now that I understand.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was kind of hoping it would transition into a Rick Roll. “Never gonna give you up…”

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    An example of conserving a stress budget would be to skip reading or watching the news for a day, don’t reach out to people who stress you out, don’t pile commitments or events into one day, don’t tempt yourself with things that support bad habits or whatever else that might deplete your stress budget. In other words, identify what stresses you and don’t invest yourself in it.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo, kids, mom and I have to tell you that you were adopted - SO GET PACKING YOUR SHÜT, your new parents are here in 5 minutes

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    So, once that is out of the way, you can really focus on keeping your New Year’s resolutions: make them realistic and attainable by taking baby steps rather than leaps; try to internalize resolutions to a degree where it becomes a routine as it becomes easier to keep up; don’t be afraid to experiment and change things if it isn’t working—so long as you keep it up; celebrate small victories as it goes a long way and keeps you focused. There are more, but you get the idea, but pace yourself first.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,then the dentist is not your friend. Or depilation. Or cleaning. Or kids. As a matter of fact,half of ones life.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Year’s Day doesn’t count because most people drink a lot the night before

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    So, what are some of your New Year’s resolutions for this year? How will you approach them? Or why don’t you have resolutions? Share your takes and stories in the comment section below!

    And if your resolution is to scroll through more Bored Panda content—very commendable—then there’s definitely more memes and posts about New Year’s resolutions.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget to ask them if they would like to be their own boss and have their own business from home!

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too late - don’t our bodies start decaying at 23 or something like that?

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the user name above reminds me of my cousin, who when asked how tall she is, replies 5'12"

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solved it. I got 5 of those 3 drawer steralite drawer things on wheels, they fit in the closet, I use them as mobile dressers. So when the dryer is done, I wheel one out, put the clothes in the drawer (don't bother folding most of it, most of it doesn't need it) and wheel it back. Anything that needs hung just goes ina basket on top of it and gets hung up as the drawer thing goes into the closet.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when someone has a slightly different tone of voice when talking to me.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you make it all the way to march before giving up. Kudos

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I always think that about stuff I want. “Hope I don’t die first!”

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck. Maybe it's just me, but I have found crazy ALWAYS finds a way to shine through. Untreated, it's persistent like that.

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