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Have you ever had a disastrous date? Then don't worry, because you're not alone. Hundreds of people have been sharing their funniest and most embarrassing dating stories via #MyWorstDate as part of Jimmy Fallon's latest hashtag game, and some of them are so bad that all you can do is laugh. From the guy whose silent fart wasn't as silent as he had hoped, to the girl who was forced to watch a guy clean his ears with a screwdriver at the dinner table, these stories will make you realize that your own bad date probably wasn't so bad after all. Let us know if it was though, and don't forget to vote for the best!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago
She isnt worth it i judge a guys worth by my ability to fart. Its just gas people we all fart enough to fill a hot air balloon in a year
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
My ex used to fart around me all the time. One month into the relationship, he let one rip. As he was about to say sorry, he stopped because I was laughing
Spicy Mickey Mouse 2 years ago
I'll know he's the one when I fart and he looks at me and just thinks "wow😍"
Come With Me 7 years ago
if you can't fart in front of a person you like - that means there is no love involved
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
It's all in how you react to the situation too. If you look at her in stunned, terrified silence then yes things probably wont work out. just play it off and laugh at yourself a bit.
Nuf Hulster 7 years ago
The second date I had with my boyfriend, I was drunk asleep and when I turned over I let the most hard fart in my life time. Now we fart toghether everywhere together ^^
Jeanne Deaux 7 years ago
Is that strange that I would have laughed until I cried and asked you to a second date because I mike people that can be themselves (even though it was not an intentional loud fart)?
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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
Euww! There are no words that I can use to describe how disgusting this is
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coffee zombie 7 years ago
Cancer is the b***h. Not the person with the cancer. How is it possible for a human to be so inhumane?
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Katrė Šeduikytė 7 years ago
Looks like the prince liked you enough to carry you home. Well done!
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Sammy Caras Zayante 7 years ago
Would you prefer he had a tooth retainer, and put it next to your food?
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Kieron Behan 7 years ago
What even- Who the hell throws away good pizza?!?! F*ckin' sacrilege...
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Nuniek Widiayani 7 years ago
You probably go the wrong way, and she thinks you want to kidnapped her
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Lucypwet 7 years ago
I had quite the same. A guy showed up already drunk, insulted me during the date because I do not like reggae. After I refused to go to his place (duh!) a called me a b***h, I quote "too stupid not wanting to be with a nice guy like me". After that, I went to a gay squat and dance all night long on...reageaton :D
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GlassOfWater 7 years ago
The only way I can talk to guys is if we talk/enthuse about gaming (I'm shy as hell) :(
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Jeanne Deaux 7 years ago
Why the hell does it have downvotes? I guess one started downvoting you and the sheeps did the same because the sheep leader did it...
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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago
I can only imagine such date. She: I decided we should walk on the beach. Me: I decided to stay single.
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Grace Smith 6 years ago
I am christin but I’m not a crazy one bc I think gay marriage is awesome 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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person (i think) 7 years ago
My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.
coffee zombie 7 years ago
Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.
Babs 7 years ago
I thought a guy from one of my college classes was taking me to go study together for a test coming up, but instead he tricked me into a date. After dinner ( we were not hitting it off), he tried to slow dance with me in the parking lot. As he was driving me home, he told me that he saw demons and was pointing out where they were in other people's cars....Also met a guy who dressed normal for work, but he showed up to the date looking goth and in badly fitting skinny jeans. He was smiling to himself like a creep, and I asked what he was smiling about. He said he was into bondage and was picturing me tied up. There was the date with the guy who told me his fantasy was for me to kick him in the balls.Oh and the gentleman who came to my house with flowers and spent all of dinner talking about his ex he wasn't over. The date with a guy who was talking about us getting married and me meeting his mother on our first date....Dating is the worst!
Hugo Raible 7 years ago
Half of these tweets is "guy didn't have nice enough car/suit and didn't offer to pay the whole evening for me. What a distaster. So bad. Mimimimi."
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
Not one of these is about the way someone is dressed and the ones about paying are only because they person waited until it was time to pay and then suddenly didn't have their wallet or had a 400.00 bill or something unusual. It is our culture and our standard norm in this current time to either go dutch after having a conversation about it or having the person who asks for the date to pay. Everyone knows that. This isn't a gender equality discussion so cut out the "oh woe is me, I'm a misunderstood and highly maligned man" c**p. We get it. You feel like women are mostly gold diggers that want to have their cake and eat it too. There are a few of you here that make little thinly disguised comments and yeah, we get it. This isn't the place but whatever. It's the internet so go on and do your thing but someone, like me, is gonna come back with this. If it bothers you so much, perhaps you should re-read the posts and REALLY look at what people said. Examine situations objectively
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Monica Cruz 7 years ago
#myworstdate #1ofafewdifferentbaddates I was a teen at the drive-in's on a date. We were kissing, noting too much. He starts licking inside my ear. The way dogs dog towards each other when they're really getting in there. I gagged. I kept turning my head to stop him. Finally we still and watch the movie. The second movie comes on and he starts up again but take off my shoe & sock. I had no idea what he was doing. I thought, maybe he wants me comfortable, maybe a foot massage. (Side note: i hate feet, the bother me, i hate my feet being touched or touching feet) He starts licking them then uses them to get off, even though i tried pulling away.
Kira Leseman 7 years ago
He kept comparing me to his dead girlfriend and then proposed to me on the sidewalk in front of a bar. first date. A "friend' matched us up. He kept looking at me like I was food and kept trying to hold my hand or touch my hair or face at dinner.
Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago
As for my worst date... I would have to say going to the movies with a guy who ended up getting his car locked in the parking garage of the cinema, my having to get a taxi home and then ending up finding out that the whole time he had a girlfriend on the side
Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago
Last woman is a bit of a b***h if what made her date bad was his disability due to serving his country
Heather Adams 7 years ago
My worst first date was going to the movies with a guy who showed up drunk, kept complaining about everything (prices, people, etc) and then kept leaving during the movie... Turned into a year and a half relationship that left me 7k in debt and emotionally scarred :/
person (i think) 7 years ago
My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.
coffee zombie 7 years ago
Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.
Babs 7 years ago
I thought a guy from one of my college classes was taking me to go study together for a test coming up, but instead he tricked me into a date. After dinner ( we were not hitting it off), he tried to slow dance with me in the parking lot. As he was driving me home, he told me that he saw demons and was pointing out where they were in other people's cars....Also met a guy who dressed normal for work, but he showed up to the date looking goth and in badly fitting skinny jeans. He was smiling to himself like a creep, and I asked what he was smiling about. He said he was into bondage and was picturing me tied up. There was the date with the guy who told me his fantasy was for me to kick him in the balls.Oh and the gentleman who came to my house with flowers and spent all of dinner talking about his ex he wasn't over. The date with a guy who was talking about us getting married and me meeting his mother on our first date....Dating is the worst!
Hugo Raible 7 years ago
Half of these tweets is "guy didn't have nice enough car/suit and didn't offer to pay the whole evening for me. What a distaster. So bad. Mimimimi."
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
Not one of these is about the way someone is dressed and the ones about paying are only because they person waited until it was time to pay and then suddenly didn't have their wallet or had a 400.00 bill or something unusual. It is our culture and our standard norm in this current time to either go dutch after having a conversation about it or having the person who asks for the date to pay. Everyone knows that. This isn't a gender equality discussion so cut out the "oh woe is me, I'm a misunderstood and highly maligned man" c**p. We get it. You feel like women are mostly gold diggers that want to have their cake and eat it too. There are a few of you here that make little thinly disguised comments and yeah, we get it. This isn't the place but whatever. It's the internet so go on and do your thing but someone, like me, is gonna come back with this. If it bothers you so much, perhaps you should re-read the posts and REALLY look at what people said. Examine situations objectively
Load More Replies... Monica Cruz 7 years ago
#myworstdate #1ofafewdifferentbaddates I was a teen at the drive-in's on a date. We were kissing, noting too much. He starts licking inside my ear. The way dogs dog towards each other when they're really getting in there. I gagged. I kept turning my head to stop him. Finally we still and watch the movie. The second movie comes on and he starts up again but take off my shoe & sock. I had no idea what he was doing. I thought, maybe he wants me comfortable, maybe a foot massage. (Side note: i hate feet, the bother me, i hate my feet being touched or touching feet) He starts licking them then uses them to get off, even though i tried pulling away.
Kira Leseman 7 years ago
He kept comparing me to his dead girlfriend and then proposed to me on the sidewalk in front of a bar. first date. A "friend' matched us up. He kept looking at me like I was food and kept trying to hold my hand or touch my hair or face at dinner.
Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago
As for my worst date... I would have to say going to the movies with a guy who ended up getting his car locked in the parking garage of the cinema, my having to get a taxi home and then ending up finding out that the whole time he had a girlfriend on the side
Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago
Last woman is a bit of a b***h if what made her date bad was his disability due to serving his country
Heather Adams 7 years ago
My worst first date was going to the movies with a guy who showed up drunk, kept complaining about everything (prices, people, etc) and then kept leaving during the movie... Turned into a year and a half relationship that left me 7k in debt and emotionally scarred :/
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