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Getting drunk and stepping into that party zone is something that many of us have done at least once in our lives. Well, I'm being modest here - some of us do it every weekend. But it is not so hard for drunk people to lose control and cross the border from lubricated to morose, as it happened to the party animals below.
Usually, people try to forget their nights of alcohol abuse, but Jimmy Fallon has asked them to face the shame and share their funny stories. Maybe it was the chance to be featured on the Tonight Show, perhaps the desire to relate to others, but it worked. Fallon's fans quickly started tweeting about the crazy and cringe-worthy things they or their friends have done or written in drunk texts when they've had one shot too many.
From giving taxi drivers a hard time to getting a tattoo and remorseful, though at that time, funny drunk texts, these stories prove that our brains enter auto-pilot mode when our livers are working overtime. Scroll down to check out some of the most embarrassing posts under the #MyDrunkStory hashtag and upvote your most/least favorite ones!
P.S.: We do not advocate hard partying and alcohol abuse. If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, ask for help from professionals!
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logical fallacy 6 years ago
Yeah... I've apologized to my reflection for bumbing unto it, and then apologised again by saying 'I'm sorry, I thought you were another person'. I was sober.
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 6 years ago
O-O Let's hope he knew that you were drunk. Otherwise he might show up at your door with chocolates and flowers to take you on a date.
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stellermatt 6 years ago
surprised they didn't shave it first, but I guess that's not top of the list of things questionable about this whole thing...
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 6 years ago
How many female friendships are made in bathrooms in bars across the world? Women have this weird bond don't we? We can just look at each others and grab hands and that's it, we're friends. Guys just can't do that - or can they?
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 6 years ago
Who wants to bet this is a canadian? I do! Canadians are so nice. XD
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JillVille Child Care 6 years ago
So close to what hubs did the other night. He managed to turn the fan for the microwave exhaust on, so it sounded like the microwave was on... except he was still trying to get the leftovers out of the bowl. Found him on the floor too. Thank goodness he didn't actually turn on the microwave empty! Not sure how much it likes that.
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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 6 years ago
He didn’t have to make fun of you, you were drunk!
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Just Amiable 6 years ago
Omfg this story just reminded me of one of the 1000 ways to die episodes.. There was this woman who purchased a carrot 😬
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Just Amiable 6 years ago
In that situation it probably brought back many fun memories for him when he was young, people don't want to think about it, but our elders had just as much fun as we do, and some still do 👍
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Caitlin Smith 6 years ago
I have done this, on more than one occasion, sober. Minus the exclamation of my wizardly-ness
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Lisa Shelton 6 years ago
Hmmm....Apple is capitalized, so did he throw a piece of fruit at the window or a computer?
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Willem Groenewald 6 years ago
Someone tried to play a prank at a party by putting fake poo (coffee and wet toilet paper) on the toilet seat. My now wife was the first to go in. No shreak, no comment when she came out and the toilet was clean. I asked her about it, and she said she thought someone had an accident and she didn't want to make it awkward for them.
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WeWillJustSeeAboutThat 6 years ago
Curious if there is any websites out there to "undrunk yourself"... now I away... to Google!
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Mariano Ciriaci 6 years ago
i did it sober.. yeap i know, im the worst. idk what i was thinking..
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Pamela 6 years ago
I don't drink any more, because I make an awful drunk. One time I was very drunk and I remember seeing this cute cat and thinking I wanted to pet it. My ex said I came back to the house party with the cat in my arms and it turns out I took it from some ones yard and they saw the whole thing. The owner came looking for me and everyone had to apologize I stole their cat lol
Pamela 6 years ago
I don't drink any more, because I make an awful drunk. One time I was very drunk and I remember seeing this cute cat and thinking I wanted to pet it. My ex said I came back to the house party with the cat in my arms and it turns out I took it from some ones yard and they saw the whole thing. The owner came looking for me and everyone had to apologize I stole their cat lol
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