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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1

You Dense Mother ---!

You Dense Mother ---!

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    Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

    "I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

    But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

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    #4

    Dammit George!

    Dammit George!

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    Troux
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How unusual to actually respect people outside of your own household...?!?!

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    #6

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.

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    #8

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

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    #9

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

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    Vic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**k masks! I'm using that one.. the word I mean..

    Katchen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on my NextDoor said that all viruses are airborne, so I replied that if their sexual partner told them herpes is airborne, they may be due for some upsetting news.

    Katie Gardner
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn’t understand that there are different transmission methods for different viruses.

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: AIDS isn't a virus. It's a symptom most commonly associated with a particular virus.

    Kim
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIV is the virus. AIDS is the disease you develop from HIV. Non of them are symptoms.

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    Michał Jastrzębski
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh, if HIV/AIDS was transmitted by breathing, people would wear masks too...

    Lex
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know hepatitis was an STD. You can also get both of those from blood transfusions!

    that rando_;)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, different viruses transmit in different ways. Corona transmits through the air, I think. correct me if I'm wrong.

    TexasWoman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks are useless cuz people are still getting the virus; I know someone who won’t exit their front door without wearing a mask but she now has the virus!

    Adriana Coppage
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, nice job... F*****G HERPES I've had herpes from birth SO HOW COULD A MASK F*****G HELP ME?

    Steve Cruz
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condoms are really stretchy, too. Saw a comedian put one over his head. Let's put one over Karen's head for 10 minutes and stop the spread.

    pusheen buttercup
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But uhm.. that's not how those spread... I don't think... Yay dickmasks!

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, someone is apparently completely unaware that these conditions are sexually transmitted and/or transmitted by blood, not by respiratory droplets.

    Bora
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tomorrow a little Chinese man will launch a new kind of white-tipped condom called "D$ck Mask"

    Lexi Mitchell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people in the 80s thought shaking hands would spread AIDs, lady.

    Sue User
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the same group of people who refuse to wear masks made life hell for people with aids. There was talk of quarantine, isolation. I think the laws for mandatory reporting are still on the books.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most sensible explanation is that a computer virus infected Karen and rebooted her IQ. Mainly because she took the protective box off her phone, and started typing.

    Karen Lee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paula Deen! Is that you? Yeah gurl we see you. @pauladeen_official

    Ezigma
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind if reminds me of my cousin and her boyfriend that was wanting to have a threesome and look for a guy they dont know from on a dating website ( I guess so they dont have to see them again after, idk) and i had to tell her maybe it would be a good idea to wait till the virus isnt full blown. All she said was "Well cant we just ask to see their test results that their negative?" I was like ummm......

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    #10

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

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    #11

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

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    MRSS
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!

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    #12

    Pray Away The Gay

    Pray Away The Gay

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.

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    #13

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

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    Naima Ebiche
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it

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    #15

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.

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    #16

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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    #19

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

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    #20

    Hits It Right On The Nose

    Hits It Right On The Nose

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    Vic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morons! Why hide the name? They have put it on a public forum. Everyone should who the person is.

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    #21

    The Nerve Of The Man!

    The Nerve Of The Man!

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.

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    #22

    Who Need Vaccine

    Who Need Vaccine

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    Wendillon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said this before but I guess I'll say it again: No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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    #23

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

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    Naima Ebiche
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable

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    #25

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

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    #26

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

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    #27

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

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    #29

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

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    Isabella R.W.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.

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    #30

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

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    #31

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

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    Marie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...

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    #32

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

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    Jibek Mechler
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot

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    #34

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.

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    #35

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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    #36

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

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    Jibek Mechler
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over

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    #37

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

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    #38

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

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    Frank Ropen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.

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    #39

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

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    Wendillon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't we pay people to exist? None of chose to exist, we were all forced into life whether we wanted it or not if you really think about it.

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    #41

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?

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    #42

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.

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    #43

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

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    #44

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society

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    #46

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

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    #47

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    He's Not Wrong You Know

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    #48

    Then Why Get A Dog?

    Then Why Get A Dog?

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    #49

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.

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    #50

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

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    Phoenix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad people think the only reason people join the military is to pay off debts. Some do true, but a lot of others don’t.

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    #51

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

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    #52

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

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    #53

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

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    wandile dludlu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.

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    #54

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

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    #56

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

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    #57

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

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    #58

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.

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    #59

    Seriously, Just Stop

    Seriously, Just Stop

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    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was real: shouldn't a 6yo know what a penis is? My son (5) and daughter (2) know both genders since forever.

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    #61

    Reverse Card

    Reverse Card

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    #62

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!

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    #63

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

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    James016
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my old team members at work was a devout Muslim and didn't celebrate Christmas, he still said merry christmas to people.

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    #64

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

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    Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead

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    #65

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.

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    #66

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.

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    #67

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

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    Ines Äffchen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...

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    #68

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.

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    #69

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

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    #70

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

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    MRSS
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.

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    #71

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s

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    #72

    Murdered By Math

    Murdered By Math

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."

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    #73

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

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    Allan Breum
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...

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    #74

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    On A R/Niceguys Post

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

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    #75

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My automatic conclusion was that these trees were unsteady/rotten and were a threat of falling on buildings, which makes logging them for security reasons totally reasonable.

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    #77

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

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    #78

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

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    Linus Nilsson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.

    #79

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

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    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.

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    #81

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

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    Danny Bai
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just read "Wonder". The part where Olivia explains why August has a craniofacial abnormality is because of genetics.

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    #82

    Found The Murder Weapon

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    Kiwii Stone
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon

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    #84

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

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    Steve R
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a time when American TV news was failing to properly cover the awful work of Trump and his cronies, the coverage provided by Colbert and Myers was outstanding. Kimmel too. Fallon... not so much. And Corden? The worst thing the UK has given the US since smallpox.

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    #85

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

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    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borscht is not Ukranien though. It is slavic, or European, if you want. It is a dish known in Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus snd Gslicia.

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    #86

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

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    zims
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing her reply, but it was something along the lines of "Great idea, you can serve it at my funeral."

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    #88

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

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    Conrad Strucker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.

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