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50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)
The yellow press has a bit of a controversial reputation. But ask the wordsmiths who work there, and they will tell you that scandal sells. And if there’s no scandal, it can always be created.
The Twitter page “Mental Headlines” is clearly aware of that and has set out on a mission to document the most absurdly funny and downright odd headlines spotted in media that take entertainment onto a whole new meta level.
Below we wrapped up some of the most recent and chuckle-inducing examples for you to scroll through, so don’t forget to upvote the funniest ones as you go. Psst! More mental headlines await in our previous feature right here.
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Beth Collier, a communication, creativity, & leadership consultant, told Bored Panda in an interview via email that there is so much competition for attention these days, and editors and writers have to be creative with their headlines to grab attention.
Having said that, Beth argues that they should also remember their journalistic responsibilities and the impact their words can have.
“The goal of a headline is to get attention and make a reader curious enough to read the story. But it's also frustrating to see the lengths people will go to in order to get clicks,” the communication expert explained.
Beth argues that a headline should draw the reader in, but it should also be relevant and accurate to what the story is about. “That takes creativity.”
We also asked Beth if she thinks that audiences are aware of clickbait headlines. “I believe most readers know clickbait is happening (and which writers or publications are guilty of the practice),” she said.
“There's a reason editors use clickbait: it works. A headline like 'You'll never believe what happened!' is designed to grab attention, and our curiosity often drives us to click.”
“That said, you'll often have a frustrated reader (who will leave the article, and may not return to your publication) if you get a reputation for using clickbait,” Beth explained.
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N Miller 1 year ago
Apparently (just for some additional context) it's not unique to the monarch. Traditionally, the hive has to be told about changes to the head of the household in order not to upset the queen (bee in this case). Hives would be told all kinds of gozzip. Beekeepers are an odd bunch
Debs Bee 1 year ago
Beekeepers are heroes! They adore their bees and care for them lovingly.
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Deborah B 1 year ago
It's called "Telling the Bees." it's traditional for Hives to be informed of Births, Deaths, and other major events that affect the household. Usually this would be the family of the beekeeper, but it could apply to the landholder if the beekeeper is employed rather than owning the hives.
Nicholas Cacia 1 year ago
There's a wonderful song by Big Big Train about this very topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGXbOiiaI24
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Brian Leahy 1 year ago
BEEKEEPER: The Queen has died. BEES; Who? BEEKEEPER: Our new sovereign is King Charles. BEES: Who????
Ólafur Unnar Jóhannsson 1 year ago
You need to tell the bees formally about such a serious matter. Otherwise you never know what kind of gossip goes around in the hive. After all they tend to believe the buzz...
ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago (edited)
The bees already know something's up. They need to be informed as to what, in the proper manner. It's only protocol.
The lion tamer 1 year ago
Go tell the bees that I'm gone, the book by Diana Gabaldon is named after this tradition.
Spooky Scary Skeletons 1 year ago
And half the bees at the hive have been evicted from their boxes so that pedophile bees can move in.
Most importantly, headlines should be clear and concise, and headlines that ignite some type of curiosity in us will attract readers, Beth argues.
“Headlines like ‘The Shameful Secret at the Heart of My War Reporting’, ‘Why Do I Feel More Anxious at Night?’ and ‘Is Pilates as Good as Everyone Says?’ (all taken from today's New York Times) work because they play on a reader's curiosity.”
And since we all like to be entertained, humorous headlines are likely to get more readers, too.
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Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Ok, so I really needed context for this one: A woman who sent threats to her ex partner via his dog's Facebook page even though she was banned from contacting him has been sent to prison.
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago
Give 'em a plastic bowl filled with a cold tin of baked beans and a plastic spoon
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Fantastic Mr Fox 1 year ago
Is it those hot towels? Some are lemon scented. I must admit I once was very close to putting one in my mouth. I thought at first glance it was a cake with shredded coconut. It looked delicious. th-641d534...09542.jpeg 
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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
Appalling! Where's the spirit gone of a nation that gave us Boaty McBoatface?
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Seamus Crumley 1 year ago
Easily done. Her left eye is looking in a different direction from the right one.
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago (edited)
"Be off with you odorous gimp! Take this cigarette and safe journey! Now, begone!"
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Neon Otter 1 year ago
After reading these it would seem that Britons have no business mocking 'Florida Man'! 😆
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
But we don't mock "Florida Man". We mock all of them.
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Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
Thank you. We do try our best under the circumstances.
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Lace Neil 1 year ago
What, no mention of the guy who fought off a terrorist with a narwhal tusk?
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
People who say Florida man is strange have never read the headlines for trashy tabloid papers in the UK!
The Doom Song 1 year ago
I feel incredibly smart all of a sudden after only getting through half of these
Chewie Baron 1 year ago
You should do a list of local newspaper headlines. Especially on the A boards outside newsagents, as they are hilarious.
Vix Spiderthrust 1 year ago
My personal favourite, seen in Llandudno, was "Karate Kick To The Head Saves Teen's Life"
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Suzy Creamcheese 1 year ago
Bear in mind that most of these are lifted from publications that make the National Enquirer look like the New York Times.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Don't forget "Police shoot man with knife"..."Mr --- was elected and accepted the office of People's Churchwarden. We could not get a better man!" Check out the works of Gobfrey Shrdlu.
Squishy 1 year ago
Love that it's not even saying they're specifically looking for British headlines but they just happen to be the majority of these XD ah England you do humour us
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
Please be careful about using England instead of Britain. You really don't want to upset the Jocks and the Taffs.
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VonBlade 1 year ago
Star, Mirror, Daily Fail, and all of the "x place Live" ones are papers that make the Weekly World News look like a legitimate source.
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
You seem to be forgetting that the British press is far more regulated than in the US.
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Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
We make stupid remarks about everyone, especially ourselves. Don't go thinking Americans are are anything special in that respect.
Load More Replies... Neon Otter 1 year ago
After reading these it would seem that Britons have no business mocking 'Florida Man'! 😆
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
But we don't mock "Florida Man". We mock all of them.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
Thank you. We do try our best under the circumstances.
Load More Replies... Lace Neil 1 year ago
What, no mention of the guy who fought off a terrorist with a narwhal tusk?
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
People who say Florida man is strange have never read the headlines for trashy tabloid papers in the UK!
The Doom Song 1 year ago
I feel incredibly smart all of a sudden after only getting through half of these
Chewie Baron 1 year ago
You should do a list of local newspaper headlines. Especially on the A boards outside newsagents, as they are hilarious.
Vix Spiderthrust 1 year ago
My personal favourite, seen in Llandudno, was "Karate Kick To The Head Saves Teen's Life"
Load More Replies... Suzy Creamcheese 1 year ago
Bear in mind that most of these are lifted from publications that make the National Enquirer look like the New York Times.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Don't forget "Police shoot man with knife"..."Mr --- was elected and accepted the office of People's Churchwarden. We could not get a better man!" Check out the works of Gobfrey Shrdlu.
Squishy 1 year ago
Love that it's not even saying they're specifically looking for British headlines but they just happen to be the majority of these XD ah England you do humour us
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
Please be careful about using England instead of Britain. You really don't want to upset the Jocks and the Taffs.
Load More Replies... VonBlade 1 year ago
Star, Mirror, Daily Fail, and all of the "x place Live" ones are papers that make the Weekly World News look like a legitimate source.
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
You seem to be forgetting that the British press is far more regulated than in the US.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
We make stupid remarks about everyone, especially ourselves. Don't go thinking Americans are are anything special in that respect.
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