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Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological, social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.
This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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#1
This Pressure Washer Guy
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#2
So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day
#3
Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass
#4
Safety First
#5
Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It
#6
On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops
#7
Safety First, Sure
#8
Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#9
5 Minutes Break
#10
Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style
#11
New Member On A Robotics Team
#12
So That's How They Do It...
#13
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'
#14
What Could Go Wrong?
#15
Welding Protection
#16
It Ain't Gonna Drive Itself Home
#17
Don't Worry, They're Wearing Helmets
#18
Necessity - The Mother Of Invention
#19
Demolition Man
#20
When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime
#21
This Will Be Just Fine
#22
Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"
Brigitta Swart 6 years ago
The Boss should be fired for not ensuring his workers are safe...idiot!
#23
No Ladder Needed
#24
Normal Day In Portugal
#25
Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water
#26
How To Use Cement Machine
#27
My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants
#28
When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always
#29
They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder
BlackestDawn 6 years ago
At least they seem to have put some thought into it by tying them together, at least the black and top one.
#30
Yeah, I Think That's Right
#31
DJ Fire Hazard
#32
Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap
ADHORTATOR 6 years ago
This guy is lucky....My brother used to be a bakerman, one of his female collegues was killed when her long hair was caught by a machine....
#33
As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security
#34
Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?
#35
Unbelievable
#36
Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?
#37
Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck
#38
This Picture Makes Me So Nervous
#39
Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest
Steve Bowman 6 years ago
In Germany there would be at least a pickup for the working crew parked at an angle in the middle of the road to create a traffic jam. And three colleagues in orange vests watching the one man work.
#40
Yeah That Should Be Fine
#41
Saw This Guy Beach-Bound On Rt. 1 In Delaware
#43
Watch And Learn, Boys
#44
Natural Selection In Action
RobbyRebecca Morrison 6 years ago
Millennials at play! Kudos to his parent's they must be proud.
#45
Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna
#46
Ready For Lift Off
#47
Well, Sh*t
#48
Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder
#49
That's Just Unsafe
#50
5 Point Seat Belt
#51
Genius
#52
Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread
Kay Bee 6 years ago
I'm more concerned about the health of the people that end up buying that fish ... NO to dirty shoes and a*s near my food!! Haha
pret atva 6 years ago
You have never seen the act of fishing on boats then. All our fish gets kicked on boats with dirty boats. Haha
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Hallam Greenwood 6 years ago
Whoever buys that fish is gonna get salmonella, regardless of whether they eat it or not.
#53
Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line
#54
Working Class Hero
#55
How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator
#56
The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely
#57
No Steps? No Problem
#58
No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second
#59
Safety First
#60
These Smarty Pants
#61
Yeah, Why Not
#62
Intense Construction Guy
#63
A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh
#64
Why Women Live Longer...
#65
Don't Worry, I'm Holding You
#66
I Don't Even Have Words For This One
Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
I have words, but most of them are unfit for posting on this thread...
#67
Gotta Change A Lightbulb Somehow
#68
Safety First
#69
Just A Few More Inches, Almost Got It
#70
As Long As We Watch Him He'll Be Fine...
#71
Accident Waiting To Happen
#72
Boss Said Get It Done
#73
What Is The Hazard Pay Like?
#74
No Way This Could Go Wrong
Shika Louis 6 years ago
Boss walks in: Where's Jacob? J: I'm on the scaffolding Boss: You die and I'm cutting it out of your wages J: Damn it!
#75
At Least He Managed To Cut It Off
#76
Don't Bother Taking It Down, I Got It
#77
Fixing An AC Compressor On A Level 28 Ledge
#78
When The New Kid Complains That He's Cold
#79
DIY Helmet
#80
Saw This At A Supermarket
#81
A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen
#82
Well, What About The Old Piece Of Wisdom "Don't Cut The Branch You Are Sitting On"?
#83
All These Grain Explosions And I'm Like...
#84
"I Don't Care How You Do It, Just Get The Job Done"
#85
Had A Beer With This Guy Before I Watched Him Scale And Live Wire The Light In... Should I Buy Him A Beer Before He Heads To The Next One Just Incase It's His Last Beer?
#86
Nothing To See Here
#87
Just Gettin' Er Clean
#88
The Rare One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-On-A-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder In The Wild
Wanda Queen 6 years ago
Meh...you see one One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-on-a-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder, you've seen 'em all.
#89
Welding 11 Stories Up While Standing On A Piece Of Wood Extended Off The Edge Of Building (Quito Ecuador)
#90
This Cone Shall Keep Me Safe
Maria Campbell 6 years ago
Owner of the bar once the job is done; "You know what? I really don't like the blue. Can do you red?"
#91
That'll Do It
Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago
Metal pole-wood ladder-storm cloud. Wife should look into double indemnity clause
#92
Chinese Health And Safety At Its Finest
#93
Yeah, Looks Totally Safe
#94
I Think I'll Just Tie Off Right Here
#95
Spotted Doing 65 On The Highway
#96
Nah, We Don't Need To Rent A Truck, I'll Just Stand On The Edge And Hold It
#97
My Dad Is Working Abroad In Turkey He Sends Me This Guy Working 7 Stories Up
#98
Roofers Being Roofers
#99
Now That's Using Your Head
#100
In The City Of Osh, I Caught This
Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago
from the reddit post: They're standing outside of a bank. I guarantee they are the bank employees/sons or brothers of the bank employees that were asked to fix the light, and granted use of the office furniture to accomplish the task. The Kyrgyz approach to fixing things isn't so much employing "facilities/maintenance guys" as calling up Timur, Bakit, Amir, and Emil from down at the bazaar and offer them tea and cakes afterwards.
#101
Safety First
#102
No Scaffolding Needed
#103
Anatomic Eye Protection
#104
Straight Out Of My Hometown
#105
What Could Go Wrong
#106
He Has 3 Points Of Contact So He Will Be Fine
Panda Panda 6 years ago
Am I the only one that thought that ladder moved when I scrolled by this pic?
#107
How To Shave With An Axe
BlackestDawn 6 years ago
Kinda impressed they made it that sharp. Looks more like a publicity stunt though.
#108
Morning Commute To Work
#109
Clamped Broken Railing For Bonus
#110
Doing The Splits Over Rebar. Not The Best Idea
Panda Momma01 6 years ago
Best we can hope for is that this will hit him in the junk and stop him from reproducing and sharing those genes.
#111
No Protection. This Guy Is Operating A Concrete Saw With No Eye Or Hearing Protection
#113
Medieval Jousting Fan In Athens, Greece
#114
Let's Paint Some Walls
Binxyminxem 6 years ago
I hope they don't have to write "no workers were harmed in the painting of this wall" on there...
#115
My Mate Changing A Light Bulb On His Coffee Shop. No Ladder Needed
#116
OSHA, Where You At!?!
#117
Where Vegetables Come From
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Hans 6 years ago
While many of these are funny, some ilustrate why we should be happy for workplace safety laws abd regulations that fell over the top and bureaucratic sometimes.
Agnes Jekyll 6 years ago
yes, and people whine about rules, regulations and work place standards and government intervention--what they do not realize is the hundreds, probably thousands of lives these rules save
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Agnes Jekyll 6 years ago
My cousin went on an outward bound wilderness adventure and was told that bringing a woman on their trip would raise their rates of survival by 85%
Daria B 6 years ago
Okay, I wanted to stay away from this anxiety inducing list, but seeing all these comments made me write what I'm going to write. 1) Articles like this wrapped up im a title like that have been around long before today's mainstream of feminism. 2) The statistics, and many personal experiences of people who lost their grandfathers before their grandmothers, as well as the general belief that women are genetically equipped with better immunity and resistance to health problems, lead to believe that, in general, women live longer than men for scientific reasons. 3) Then someone decided to poke a bit of fun at these things by starting lists like these. Now you know the origins of this kind of humour, it's nothing new, and not coming exclusively from the hatred for or discrimination against men.
Allison G. 6 years ago
For as crazy dangerous as most of these were, you do have to give a few of them props for creativity!
Tim Douglass 6 years ago
While these are funny, I fear that I must confess that at one point or another in my life - especially when I was working in construction - I did many of these and many more that make me shake my head now that 40 years or so have elapsed. Still, I survived and without any noticeable injuries along the way.
bob 6 years ago
You can do a dangerous job and at least try and protect yourself from obvious harm. I think the point of this post is to show that these idiots don't even follow basic safety rules... or even common sense.
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Hans 6 years ago
While many of these are funny, some ilustrate why we should be happy for workplace safety laws abd regulations that fell over the top and bureaucratic sometimes.
Agnes Jekyll 6 years ago
yes, and people whine about rules, regulations and work place standards and government intervention--what they do not realize is the hundreds, probably thousands of lives these rules save
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My cousin went on an outward bound wilderness adventure and was told that bringing a woman on their trip would raise their rates of survival by 85%
Daria B 6 years ago
Okay, I wanted to stay away from this anxiety inducing list, but seeing all these comments made me write what I'm going to write. 1) Articles like this wrapped up im a title like that have been around long before today's mainstream of feminism. 2) The statistics, and many personal experiences of people who lost their grandfathers before their grandmothers, as well as the general belief that women are genetically equipped with better immunity and resistance to health problems, lead to believe that, in general, women live longer than men for scientific reasons. 3) Then someone decided to poke a bit of fun at these things by starting lists like these. Now you know the origins of this kind of humour, it's nothing new, and not coming exclusively from the hatred for or discrimination against men.
Allison G. 6 years ago
For as crazy dangerous as most of these were, you do have to give a few of them props for creativity!
Tim Douglass 6 years ago
While these are funny, I fear that I must confess that at one point or another in my life - especially when I was working in construction - I did many of these and many more that make me shake my head now that 40 years or so have elapsed. Still, I survived and without any noticeable injuries along the way.
bob 6 years ago
You can do a dangerous job and at least try and protect yourself from obvious harm. I think the point of this post is to show that these idiots don't even follow basic safety rules... or even common sense.
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