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30 Of The Funniest Tweets About Celebrating Valentine’s Day When You’re In A Long-Term Relationship
It's Valentine's Day. A wonderful time of the year to be in a fresh romantic relationship when you and your partner get to show each other just how much affection there is between you. But of course, married couples can celebrate the occasion too. Only it might look a little bit different than it did back when they were still dating. A tad more... practical. For example, have you ever considered that cleaning the fridge can make a good Valentine's present? I certainly haven't. But then again, the most intimate connection I have is with my black hoodie, so what do I know. Anyway, continue scrolling and check out how wives and husbands spend the 14th of February!
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Everyone knows the best day is Feb. 15. Who doesn't like chocolate on sale?
The history of this holiday—and the story of its patron saint—is shrouded in mystery. We do know that February has long been celebrated as a month of romance and that St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition but it's not exactly clear who was Saint Valentine, and how he became associated with this ancient rite.
According to HISTORY, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred. One legend claims that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome
When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to secretly perform marriages for young lovers. When his actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
But others insist that it was Saint Valentine of Terni, a bishop, who was the true namesake of the holiday—he also was beheaded by Claudius II outside Rome.
Some stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons, where they were often beaten and tortured. One legend has it that an imprisoned Valentine actually sent the first valentine greeting himself after he fell in love with a young girl (possibly his jailor's daughter) who visited him during his confinement.
Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter and signed it "From your Valentine," an expression still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is foggy, the stories all emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, above all, romantic figure. By the Middle Ages, perhaps thanks to this reputation, Valentine would become one of the most popular saints in England and France.
Sounds like something that would be on Brooklyn Nine Nine lol
Sounds like a wonderful way to wind up the next "romantic" murder mystery...... Hey honey let's go felon searching. Love it.
Book a hotel room, search newspaper for unsolved murders, find the killer, win the killer's heart
That would be very exciting, but do you really think you can solve murder during one weekend?
Turns out, Valentine greetings were popular as far back as the Middle Ages, though the written ones began to appear only after 1400.
The oldest known valentine still in existence today is a poem from 1415 by Charles, Duke of Orleans, to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London following his capture at the Battle of Agincourt. (The greeting is now part of the manuscript collection of the British Library in London, England.) Several years later, it is believed that King Henry V hired a writer named John Lydgate to compose a valentine note to Catherine of Valois.
In addition to the United States, Valentine’s Day is big in Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, France, and Australia.
It is thought that Americans started exchanging hand-made valentines in the early 1700s. In the 1840s, Esther A. Howland began selling the first mass-produced valentines in America. Howland, known as the Mother of the Valentine, made elaborate creations with real lace, ribbons, and colorful pictures known as “scrap.” Today, according to Hallmark, an estimated 145 million Valentine’s Day cards are sent each year, making Valentine’s Day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year, falling behind only Christmas.
Because his wife isn't shallow and realizes this holiday is just some made up BS.
Mom: "So today is Valentines Day..." Pops: "VALE-WHAT!!?" Conversation that took place today at 8 am this morning
A 2022 Monmouth University poll found that 55% of Americans in relationships usually receive a Valentine's Day card from their partner. Combine the other 45% with the over 30% of all American adults without a partner, and most people aren't getting a card from a partner this year.
However, it's the younger generation that seems to be the culprit. The clear majority (64%) of Americans ages 55 and older who are in a relationship say they usually get a card from their partner. This drops to 57% among those ages 35 to 54 and just 41% among those 18-34. Maybe these married folks are more romantic than they give themselves credit for?
Either way, most of them don't want that much from their partners. Just 4% prefer an expensive gift over everything else on Valentine's Day. The majority across age brackets would like a simple gift like chocolates or to spend the night at home with their loved ones.
This is the reason we shouldn't care about buying so much stuff. If you like the idea make it special in your own way. If you think it's stupid, it'll be over soon.
Hahahahaha!!! This needs to be after the post about 20 billion spent on V Day & 8.6 billion by men at CVS on their way home from work!!!!
This. Married 30 years and we have never celebrated Valentine's Day.
Load More Replies...Today the prime membership came out of our account. We told each other that was our gift to one another. He also got me a box of red hots my favorite candy he's gotten me every year for 23 yrs. I got him a heart shaped small Reese's peanut butter cup. His favorite candy. I got my daughter a few things she wanted that she didn't get for Christmas that makes me happy.
February 14th is my baby sister's birthday.... every guy I have been with get their feelings hurt because they don't believe me when I tell them that I don't celebrate Valentine's day. It is my sister's day.
Lol, also generic to have such distaste, indifference, and/or hatred for such a day. It just something for human beings to do on this Earth. One day to have some focus on what, at some times, some of us are unable to focus on. People try SO hard to not be or do what society expects of them, they lost all meaning on what a day could be for some people. People think they beat the system having such a strong opinion about ONE day, yet they can't just not talk about either. Lol, you ain't above any single body.
This comment by the kettle to the pot 🙄 LOL, dude do better than to be irked at people who don't want to participate in a flimsy holiday.
Load More Replies...For Valentine's day, I let my sister sleep in and then made her our favorite breakfast of chocolate oatmeal, but hers had a heart made out of chocolate chips on top. You don't need fancy gifts or tricks to show someone you love them.
We never bought gifts for each other on Valentine's Day, neither for our wedding anniversary. We prefer to plan something special to do together instead. Quality time. Been together for 17 years, married for 12 years.
Together 30 years, married 17. I gave him the same card from last year, just happened to find it in the office and I knew he wouldn't notice. And he didn't. He didn't get me anything and I don't care. After all this time it's no big deal. We know we love each other, we do little things every day for each other. We are secure and happy in our relationship.
I stopped reading halfway through. Can't stand all the stupid generic stereotypes. Aren't we working to end all these stereotypes? So why do we keep playing in them?
Are they stereotypes or are people making fun of things that happened to them? I've literally had most of these things happen to me.
Load More Replies...My then girlfriend (now wife of 10 years) on first Valentine’s day said few days before, that Valentine’s day sucks, she does not celebrate it. Then she was dissapointed, when did not get any, even flowers, on 14th 😀😀😀 She said, i should know it was just camouflage. So we celebrated few years then. Now, after 12 years together, we does not cate anymore. Everyday is some kind of Valentine’s day 🤷🏼♂️😁😁
This. Married 30 years and we have never celebrated Valentine's Day.
Load More Replies...Today the prime membership came out of our account. We told each other that was our gift to one another. He also got me a box of red hots my favorite candy he's gotten me every year for 23 yrs. I got him a heart shaped small Reese's peanut butter cup. His favorite candy. I got my daughter a few things she wanted that she didn't get for Christmas that makes me happy.
February 14th is my baby sister's birthday.... every guy I have been with get their feelings hurt because they don't believe me when I tell them that I don't celebrate Valentine's day. It is my sister's day.
Lol, also generic to have such distaste, indifference, and/or hatred for such a day. It just something for human beings to do on this Earth. One day to have some focus on what, at some times, some of us are unable to focus on. People try SO hard to not be or do what society expects of them, they lost all meaning on what a day could be for some people. People think they beat the system having such a strong opinion about ONE day, yet they can't just not talk about either. Lol, you ain't above any single body.
This comment by the kettle to the pot 🙄 LOL, dude do better than to be irked at people who don't want to participate in a flimsy holiday.
Load More Replies...For Valentine's day, I let my sister sleep in and then made her our favorite breakfast of chocolate oatmeal, but hers had a heart made out of chocolate chips on top. You don't need fancy gifts or tricks to show someone you love them.
We never bought gifts for each other on Valentine's Day, neither for our wedding anniversary. We prefer to plan something special to do together instead. Quality time. Been together for 17 years, married for 12 years.
Together 30 years, married 17. I gave him the same card from last year, just happened to find it in the office and I knew he wouldn't notice. And he didn't. He didn't get me anything and I don't care. After all this time it's no big deal. We know we love each other, we do little things every day for each other. We are secure and happy in our relationship.
I stopped reading halfway through. Can't stand all the stupid generic stereotypes. Aren't we working to end all these stereotypes? So why do we keep playing in them?
Are they stereotypes or are people making fun of things that happened to them? I've literally had most of these things happen to me.
Load More Replies...My then girlfriend (now wife of 10 years) on first Valentine’s day said few days before, that Valentine’s day sucks, she does not celebrate it. Then she was dissapointed, when did not get any, even flowers, on 14th 😀😀😀 She said, i should know it was just camouflage. So we celebrated few years then. Now, after 12 years together, we does not cate anymore. Everyday is some kind of Valentine’s day 🤷🏼♂️😁😁