Omg! Before I saw the last bit, I was like what if you see an emu?

Laughing way too hard at this!

I think that's adorable

The title genuinely made me laugh out loud but I'm much more interested in her achievements. Clearly a remarkably intelligent human being. What a legacy to leave behind.

men after watching peaky blinders: I'm gonna do both

Is that rhubarb and strawberry? I don’t care what it looks like, rhubarb and strawberry is the best pie 🤤

Love the hand on the hip - what a cutie!

Frighteningly accurate.

Only the straws. Not the plastic cups, the plastic lids, the plastic bottles OJ comes in, or milk... Leave my plastic straw alone. I'll never use those paper abominations!! Never!

If I wasn’t already vaccinated, this post would send me rushing to get it.

Autumn is not much better, tho... Screenshot...5b-png.jpg

The mushy peas need to be lighter in colour.

Honestly I still do this somehow and I'm 46.

It will forever be a mystery

Cigarettes give you crabs

Canadian, here. Just learned the warnings are on the filter in English and French. Also, the package had a foot with gangrene. Yuck.

Alas, the world may never know!

I can't actually tell if this was written by a french or english person, that's a first!

Remove La and Le.

On the cigs ? U.S. is on the box. Which country is really trying to get the point across

I haven't gotten cancer yet but my arteries are a f*****g mess.

Dying never sounded so glamorous! Thanks France! 😂

I'd help you with the translation, but it's been too many years since freshman French classes. Quelle fromage.

🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂

Just don't get your cigarettes from LA

He looks so different compared to before :(

Not to mention the strangled, asthmatic breathing from it just sitting there...

This is amazing haha! My Dad's a geologist, have just sent him this!

I still use thes, I refuse the wireless that look like you forgot to take your cotton stick out of your ears.

Ha Ha, fooled you. Now you have to change your meme. 🤣

Well, that tomato should have improved itself in the same way

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I feel this. I like eggs until the second I hate them

Shemar Moore?

Once upon a time punctuation gave you all the information you needed to understand who said what and why nowadays we just have run on sentences and good luck figuring out what the writer meant

Wolverine the size of those marks looks like bloody Godzilla

There's even bidets in case things get too intense

Nah, fried onions and ketchup.

Sure

I couldn't even buy my first inflatable sofa yet.

What is going on with the racial comments on this one? Jesus, I am so sick of people being so damn sensitive.

I turn mine off so nobody knows I’m making a second trip to Taco Bell

These look cool? You spelled fool wrong.

I didnt readbthe title, and the first thing I thought was "fart"

“I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” - Groucho Marx

sensitive testicles (pain), enlarged prostate and frequent peeing in old age, a 13% chance of getting prostate cancer and, though not as intense as it is for females, some of us do get male menopause. That is obviously a nickname for it but with hormonal changes can come overheating at night / milder symptoms of what most women go through. I did, it sucked, some T injections fixed it.

Superman dosnt care about your fragile ego, he has cool boots.

*holds at gunpoint* Say what again!

Oh right , but I've got a crochet class starting at 18:15 , there's no way I can commit my crime in that short window. Foiled again

Judging by how s****y those Simpson pics are, this wasn't official anyway so some depraved bastard

Backward rurals?

Tried to roll a RICH. All you got was RICK, your unemployed friend.

Tickle Elmo is more hardcore now