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First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage!
Marriage or a long-term relationship can be quite funny at times. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. And if laughter truly is the best medicine, then there's nowhere better to apply it than when leading a married life. If you can relate to these silly married couple problems, then you'll love Bored Panda's list of marriage jokes, revealing the truth about having a spouse. They may be just up to 140 characters funny Twitter rants, but they're still honest and completely relatable. Take a look below - if you have a significant other, and don't find these hilarious, then it's probably time to get some relationship advice. Don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open
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Andrew Ramirez 8 years ago
I honestly think moms/wives don't actually find stuff, they just put it in an alternate dimension and then conjure it up in an obvious place
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over opinionated 8 years ago
Interesting fact I googled once apparently if you repeatedly get kicked in the balls for an hour it's almost as bad as childbirth... men couldn't handle it they'd die of pain that too is a fact I've read
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Whitney Shields 8 years ago
Ahh Taco Bueno...always have to have at least 4 tacos lol and lots of salsa!!!
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over opinionated 8 years ago
That's why you make just one more so when he inevitably asks you don't need to say no
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
After having a similar argument with my late hubby (who was a Nascar fan, and I hated the sound of those engines!!), his birthday gift a few weeks later was a wireless headphone set so he could watch his racing and I didn't have to hear it!!
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Benski Trenkins 8 years ago
Sounds like same with Terms of Service documents. You said "I do" without reading haha. (It's in the small print )
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over opinionated 8 years ago
I'm not the only one... I love him but sometimes you wanna smack the stupid out
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over opinionated 8 years ago
If it were up to him folding is rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the dresser in a shelf at random
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Lauren Mitchell 8 years ago
We have no room in the fridge, no room in the cupboard Him: babe, there's nothing to eat.
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over opinionated 8 years ago
I love this I haven't seen beauty and the beast since I was a child. I remember that part so clearly
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over opinionated 8 years ago
When sexy becomes “hey there's 15 minutes before our show starts..."
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over opinionated 8 years ago
XD that's so true the longer your together the more home cooked food hits the waistline
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
This is so true... "We" adopted two kittens, but they were always "my" cats when the litter box needed changing, or they scratched the sofa, or they needed a refill of water/food. To add insult to injury - they liked HIM best!!
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Lorna Anne Skinner Emmons 2 years ago
What do you want to do discussion lasts for 2.7 hours or until the mood to go anywhere or do anything passes. You used up all your energy talking about it
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Michele Werkeiser 8 years ago
Husband- playing computer game. Wife- turns on HGTV. Ten minutes later hubby is turned around watching HGTV cause it's addictive.
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over opinionated 8 years ago
I'm in the middle of baking my 40 pound overweight hubby a stupid amount of double chocolate cookies.... I feel terrible now
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Catie Brandyberry 8 years ago
I'm ALWAYS hot, even in the winter. My brother is ALWAYS cold, even in the summer. One of us is usually miserable.
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Bonnie Maxton-Harvey 4 years ago
My husband forgets to tell me important things, like our daughter being stopped by a cop for being a suspected drug mule (she wasn’t) and then says “ I told you that.” Duh, sure, I must have forgotten.
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over opinionated 8 years ago
Been there just not angry about it he laughed his a*s off... I screamed
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Samantha Rodriguez 8 years ago
I love this!!! Constantly waking my husband with dumb questions hahaha
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