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Studying law is generally seen as a very serious intellectual pursuit, that requires a good deal of intelligence and dedication to successfully complete. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door!
Turns out, that all those long, hard hours of study help to nurture a special kind of cynical wit. Self aware and bitingly dark, this list of lawyer jokes compiled by Bored Panda really raise the bar. Don't believe us? Scroll down below to check them out, and judge for yourself!
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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
Sadly, too many of their clients are condemned to death. If only the perpetrators could be better held to account.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago
Haahahha... I didn't see that coming. Neither did the accused or the judge.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago
Hahahahaa... took me a sec to get, but this one is hilarious. Up-voting it right away.
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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago
As an introvert myself I've experienced that sensation. The judge was understanding...
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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago
I think we should try this in court. Could make trials much shorter.
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Vernice Aure 6 years ago
Have you heard that scientists are using lawyers in their experiments now? Because there are some things that even rats won't do.
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Stacey Pearce 6 years ago
Hey, no need to be rude to GuineaPigMaster for his comment. Just because you didn't find it awesome like they did that they commented first, doesn't give anyone the right to be rude about it. Haven't any of you heard the saying ” if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all”?
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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago
Well, at least you'd know what you were getting straight away rather than finding out part way through the case.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago
And then the Man says "Hey, when did I asked the first question?" Lawyer - "That will be $200!"
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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago
Thankfully there was no cat in the courtroom, else that cat would have taken over prosecutor's pillow and he could have never "rested" his case.
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Mad Haberdasheress 6 years ago
Lol, I totally heard that plea in Aziz Ansari's voice of Tom from Parks and Rec! XD
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Ben S. 6 years ago
When my eldest daughter was in Kindergarten (so, she was about 5) she brought home a "contract" from the teacher that we all had to sign. We read it to her. It was about taking responsibilities seriously, and putting in her best efforts on the school work, etc. When we finished reading it, she emphatically said, "I'm NOT signing THAT!"
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Kay Pahlad 6 years ago
Everytime I hear motion denied this is the picture that will come to mind.
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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago
Saw a programme only recently about how so many inmates have smart phones in prison. It won't be a problem.
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Kay Pahlad 6 years ago
With the way things are going now, he'll be able to sue the judge for that discrimination.
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Cotton cloud 6 years ago
Peppermint Patty probably told him he was, after telling you that you're a funny-looking boy
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thepotatogirl 6 years ago
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE COMMENTS???? THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! I wish I could upvote this, but I was too late...
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