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“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’
Children are creative powerhouses, since they often take in new information daily, without being given any clear explanations about the “why” and “hows” of the world. The result is what some adults deem “kid logic” where they take a shot at working out the mechanics of the universe.
So one netizen asked the internet to share their own examples of bizarre and hilarious things they believed as kids. From the universe being black and white until the 60s, to various theories on how babies are made, people delivered stellar cases of “kid logic.” So get comfortable as you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorite posts.
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#1
I thought that bands lined up at the radio station waiting their turn to play their song and then went to the back of the line.
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#2
Way back in the 70's I thought my Grandpa had a car that told him where to go, like GPS today. As he was driving a green arrow on the dash would start flashing to the right. He would then turn right. Then another arrow flashed to the left. He would turn left. I was totally blown away.
One can’t just blame ignorance and leaps in logic on some of the things we sincerely believed as a child. Many parents (fathers in particular) have a penchant for having a little bit too much fun inventing and spreading disinformation. Or, perhaps equally as common, some parents refuse to reveal that adults don’t actually know everything about the universe and will simply make some facts up.
Regardless, this often leads to some amount of normal “magical thinking,” the process when a person imagines connections between things that are simply not true. As a kid has a lot less information to work with, can happen all the time, i.e. “if it works like that in my family, it must be true everywhere.”
#3
i thought that every time i played with a toy the person who bought it for me would get money. i used to try and play with all my toys equally so everyone would get the same amount of money.
#4
That your blood was a finite amount you had throughout your life and obviously that means old people die when they lose too much of their blood.
I was terrified every time I got a cut or scrape, and as a bonus I was/am still clumsy as all hell.
At 6 I got hit by a car. I was lucky that it was a side street and slower moving cars. I crawled to the curb after, noticing my elbows and knees were busted up and bleeding. I was crying and panicking and trying to cover the bleeding with my shirt when my mom arrived (I was just down the street and a watchful neighbor phoned my mother.). I got carried back home where an ambulance was waiting. I got patched up and the lovely EMT gentleman patching me up let me know that people make their own blood, so my "big boo-boos" weren't as bad as I thought. (BLESS YOU, SIR! Wherever you are now, I thank you. It's been 30 years and I never forgot his kindness and how he humored a small 6yo girl.)
#5
When I saw a character die in a movie I thought the actor sacrificed themselves and died in real life for the sake of the film.
Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
I thought there were two (or more) of each actor. If one died in a movie, then the other one would continue acting, while the first one was sent to the hospital to get fixed, and then return to acting.
A child has to learn everything for the first time but is often limited to what their physical senses can “detect.” So, as one might notice, the majority of “kid logic” listed here featured the physical appearance of something having an exaggerated effect on it. This often has comical results, where “superpowers” are attributed to items of clothing and, for example, the color of a car.
#6
My grandparents on one side of the family have a house in our state and a cabin in another that we would spend weekends at growing up. For some reason, when I was really little, I didn't really get how that worked. Since you can go to Grandma's house or Grandma's cabin, I just assumed I had two identical grandmas, and one just lived at each house. To make it worse, I understood that I only had the one grandpa and just assumed he was married to two identical grandmas. My family still mentions this in jest occassionally.
#7
My son asked me that question when he was little. "When you were little, was the world in color?"
I was born in 1981.
#8
I genuinely thought you could hear the actual ocean anywhere you wanted by listening to a sea shell.
However, the desire to understand “why and how” tends to only really develop around the age of eight. Once a child starts to get a bit more independent, they might turn away from bombarding their parents with questions and will instead try to “figure it out” themselves. This list has just a few examples of the hilarious logical paths that they take.
#9
I thought the chalk outlines from crime scenes were residue left by souls leaving the victims’ bodies.
#10
My dad had a gay younger brother named Mark, my mother also had a gay younger brother named Mark. When I was 5 years old my dad told me if your name is Mark that means you're gay.... I didn't realize he was joking until I was like 14.
#11
I was absolutely certain that if somebody got a 100-plus year prison sentence, they would leave their drying bones in there until the full sentence was completed.
This is a result of working with bad assumptions. While elements of a kid’s logic may be solid, they tend to often not recognize that just because something is true for them, doesn’t mean it’s universal. You can actually discover a lot about a child’s internal thoughts and family life just by seeing what they assume is the baseline.
#12
Lions are boys and tigers are girls just like dogs are boys and cats are girls. Horses are boys and cows are girls and so on.
#13
I thought putting sticky tape on torn paper would repair it. So like most kids, I was told putting a bandaid on a cut made it better. Which made sense because when you took it off the cut had started healing. Well I figured that sticky tape must do the same thing right? I used to pull tape off of things to check if it was "fixed" yet 🤦🏽♀️
#14
When I was little I thought gunpoint was a street so whenever I saw the news that someone got robbed at gunpoint. I would think to myself why would people go there if they're just going to get robbed?
T'Mar of Vulcan 1 year ago
That's a quote from a first season episode of "Friends", "The One with the Ick Factor".
While many of these ideas fall apart as new evidence is gathered, some bits can remain for an embarrassingly long time, often becoming an inside joke for the entire family. So if you want to keep exploring the hilarious chaos of “kid logic,” look no further, Bored Panda has another article on the best of bizarre ideas children have put together.
#15
When I was really young, I used to think people had different accents because the air in their country made their voice that way.
#16
I thought condoms were for boys periods!!
Jett Holthouse 1 year ago
anyone gonna talk about the blue tutti frutti flavoured condom in the picture
#17
I thought wearing green during day time gave us extra energy since plants are green and made energy that way.
I even wore green clothes every time there was a sports event assuming it made me faster and stronger.
Now i realise chlorophyll is different from green dye and its an entirely different concept of biochemistry.
Walter Brameld 1 year ago
That's not far removed from gullible adults thinking that eating chlorophyll has health benefits.
#18
I thought hamburgers were called hand-burgers. Since you eat them with your hands 🤚🍔🤚
Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm 1 year ago
Question. Why are they called HAMburgers if they're traditionally made out of beef?
#19
Quick, before BP staff notice it’s postable! Know you are such an amazing person. And the world is incredibly lucky to have you. You. Are. Loved.
Final score:
102points
#20
I thought that when films had a character as both a child and an adult (flashbacks, time lapse, etc.) that it was the same actor filmed years previously. I thought it must take forever to make a film and that's why they were so expensive.
#21
I thought there was a huge warehouse-like building, with hundreds of big red buttons lined up with one person at each button. During commercial breaks, whoever pressed theirs fastest got to play their commercial next. Sometimes commercials get cut off by another commercial and I thought that was someone pressing their button before it was time. No idea where I got this idea from
#22
When I was in Elementary school we all thought we'd die from getting stuck in quicksand one day or by disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle. It was such this weird bubble of fear that was omnipresent. Now? Literally nobody talks about the BT or seems to care about quicksand. My younger nephews didn't even know what quicksand was and they're almost 12 lol. Yeah I guess it's not quite the same thing as the original question posed but man...as an adult...bills are far more terrifying
#23
I thought when you got to the age where you had to have a job, you got a letter in the mail that told you what your job was. I was terrified my job would be to sit in the underground room where the streetlights switches were. I didn’t want to watch traffic through the periscope and flip the switch at the wrong time causing an accident.
#24
I thought that Gatorade was made by squeezing the juice out of alligators. It was so disgusting I couldn't comprehend anyone wanting to drink it.
Catman (He/Him) 1 year ago
I thought Gatorade was alligators pee. I was disgusted whenever my brothers drank any.
#25
My father had me convinced that if I unscrewed my belly button, my bum would fall off.
... until I tested the theory.
#26
i was raised catholic and went to catholic school, and until i was about 10 years old, i thought there were only two religions: catholic and public.
Serenity Now! 1 year ago (edited)
Well, some Catholics still think theirs is the only religion.
#27
I thought ATMs were just machines that gave you unlimited money lol. I wish :(
#28
As a small child, I was convinced that [jerk] people are [jerks] because of certain bacteria that are unique to them and if I interact with them, I will catch their bacteria and become an [jerk] myself.
Oais Wright 1 year ago
Well, he's correct in some way. Being around jerks as a kid might infect you with this jerk disease
#29
I used to believe that in order to get pregnant and have a baby, you had to eat A LOT so that your stomach would get bigger and the food would transform into a small human being 😂
#30
I thought if it was raining, it was raining all over the world.
#31
I thought "Skyscrapers" were airplanes, and not "Tall Buildings" until I was about 10...
Here is how that happened:
I went to the park with my mom as a little kid. The park was located on the outskirts of the big city where some tall buildings could be seen in the distance. "She said look at the sky scrapers, can you see them?"
So, I looked around and saw a plane... It had a white trail behind it... I assumed the plane was "Scraping the sky".
#32
My dad told me “Watch for Falling Rocks” signs were signs to keep a lookout for a lost Indian brave (who’s name was Falling Rocks) who got lost while out hunting to win the hands of the chief’s daughter. Every time we passed one of those signs I’d look all around to see if I saw him.
I was in my teens before I realized that was stupid. 😂
#33
I used to run away from home as a kid quite often to go adventuring. Countless times upon being found or returning after said adventures, my mother would try and remind me if the dangers of me being by myself at such a young age and I wasn't worried because I was convinced Superman would come out of nowhere and save me if anything happened.
Luckily I didn't have to learn the hard way that it simply wasn't true.
Serenity Now! 1 year ago
And I thought if I got in any trouble at all, an angel or two would bail me out. I guess we'll never know if that was true or not.
#34
I thought girls were born from women, and boys were born from men. It made sense at the time.
#35
I thought teachers lived at the school & remember feeling confused that they didn’t.
I also was deeply offended when I saw my Mom pay our babysitter. I thought she played with us because she just liked us!
#36
I thought you get pregnant when you kiss at your wedding.
Lara Verne 1 year ago
As a kid, I heard that you get pregnant by sleeping with someone. I thought it meant actually sleeping next to person of opposite sex.
#37
My daughter learned something about evolution and asked me, what it was like, when daddy and I were monkeys.
#38
Since breastfeeding from my mum gave me milk then I should breastfeed from my dad to get chocolate milk.
Luckily that was shut down pretty fast and I did not get far enough to find out.
Sandy Lynn Johnson 1 year ago
When my mom was breastfeed my sister, I asked her what she had in there and she said milk. I asked her if she had Coke in the other one? And before she could stop laughing to answer, I said if you do, can I have some. LOL
#39
If I listen to the Superman theme song every day, then I would turn into Superman one day. I’m still hoping 🙏😆
#41
People would talk about seeing a drunk or their uncle who is a drunk. I thought that getting drunk was permanent from one good drinking session. I was horrified when heard high school kids were getting drunk. Probably was close to 12 when I learned about sobering up.
#42
Not me, but my son. Big age gap between my 2 kids. My autistic son was going to be of age where he would be starting school. He was nervous about it, so I reminded him that his (much) older sister went to school, and she loved it. He took all this in, and didn't say anything. His older sister was in university, lived in the dorms, and we would pick her up on the weekends. A few months later my son asked me "Will you and dad visit me, like you visit Sissy?" Absolutely broke my heart, he thought we'd be shipping him off to fend for himself in kindergarten. I still tear up when I think about it.
Final score:
45points
#43
When I was a little kid, directions confused me a lot (I have zero sense of direction, even as an adult now). My parents finally gave up trying to explain directions to me, and said that the mountains were North of us. So whenever I saw any type of mountains, I assumed that was North. I was 17 years old before I wised up.
Final score:
41points
Fire Singer 1 year ago
I'm 39 and still have to really think about left versus right. So don't worry about it! :)
#44
Once, my parents said we were having chicken for dinner, and tiny me asked ‘Chicken the food, or chicken the animal??’
Final score:
38points
#45
Used to think that video games were based off of true stories and Mario did exist. If I still thought that I would be on my next plane to Mooncradle lol
Final score:
36points
Dynamite Samurai Koala (Submission author) 1 year ago
mooncradle from sea of stars. *and then everyone decides to no longer upvote*
#46
I used to see signs in shops that said shoplifters will be prosecuted. I used to think it meant electrocuted, 6 year old me did think it was quite harsh.
Final score:
34points
Sonia Reddel 1 year ago
I rhought the same of "Tresspassers will be prosecuted". We walked all over Australia, but my expat Brit dad was used to hiking through private property and insisted on ignoring the signs. I thought we would be executed by hanging!
#47
I believed that there was ‘little men’ that would come racing to fix cuts/scrapes on the body and could be seen at work with a special magnifying glass, after my dad used it as a way of explaining how the body repairs itself.
For years I defended the idea and got into many arguments at school.
Final score:
32points
#48
I thought that Alaska was an island…
Final score:
29points
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I believe that a lot of people believe that because when showing all the states together, it shows Alaska with Hawaii in the ocean which is misleading.
#49
I thought that my stuffted toys have lives, like in Toy Story. Each and every night, I would give tthem blankets and hug them good night. Also, I used a lot of money on claw machines because I couldn't stand the fact that the poor stuffies were trapped there.
Final score:
27points
Dynamite Samurai Koala 1 year ago
every time i get a stuffy (even to now) it gets a name and a backstory according to where it was from. one of my teddy bears actually got a STORY about them kinda where they fight monsters when we fall asleep
#50
I used to believe that cartoons were real and that they all lived in Disney Land (regardless if they were from Disney or not).
I specifically remember telling my dad I would love to meet Robin Hood (animated fox) one day and that's when my reality was shattered when he explained how animation worked.
Also on the Disney theme, I believed all their stories were original and any other movie or story derived from them.
Final score:
25points
Juliette Deroulede 1 year ago
Aww, Robin Hood the cartoon was my entire childhood... I miss being a kid and obsessed with Robin Hood... 😕
#51
I had this great feat of becoming a firefighter. One time I came home crying that I didn't want to be a firefighter and screamed I was afraid of becoming one, because I would die if I wasa firefighter. Don't ask.
Final score:
23points
#52
I thought the turn signal turned on by itself. I also kind of imagined everything to be run by humans. Like traffic lights, self checkouts, and computers. I always imagined a person behind the screen looking at the traffic then deciding when to turn the light green. Or running the self checkout in some random basement. Yea, i was weird as a kid
Final score:
22points
#53
I used to think for a long time opnages were like place you got dogs, the kids just sat in a little cage with a water bowl holding a teddy bear then you pointed at them and then you signed a pape and they came home with you.
Final score:
22points
Dynamite Samurai Koala 1 year ago
i still think this is how they work. there is no better method. SELL THE KIDS
#54
I used to think that the exhaust coming from the car's rearend was the force that pushed it forward. Back then, only the sporty cars had dual exhaust, they were faster because they had two pipes blowing exhaust out of the back.
#55
I was certain that fat people didn't poop enough.
ShellsBells 1 year ago
When I was little, my next door neighbor told me all fat people come from Iowa. I was convinced for the longest time, maybe too long.
#56
a woman presses her bellybutton when the baby is ready to be born and it comes out her mouth.
Final score:
20points
#57
When i was little (like 4-5) i thought that cows made milk because they are grass so i ate grass to try to see if it would work for me.
Final score:
20points
#58
When I was 5 years old my aunt gave birth to my cousin. My aunt had a C-section scar and my mother did not. I thought I was adopted because mom had no scar and to me, that was wher babies came from. Eventually, I discovered there was another way.
Final score:
20points
TheBlueBitterfly 1 year ago
I also thought all pregnant women delivered by c-section, I was terrified to have kids. I don't know how I cane to that conclusion, nobody around me had a c-section scar. Prolly my older sister, she loved to terrify me.
#59
I used to believe that people in magazines, like models, only kept their poses as long as I looked at the page. Once I turned the page, they let out a big sigh and relaxed. But I could never catch them at it, no matter how quickly I turned the page back.
Final score:
20points
#60
I thought the exhaust pipe on the car propelled it forward like a rocket.
Final score:
20points
#61
I thought I could see individual atoms moving around as a kid. Nope, it turns out I had a condition that basically tinnitus but for vision.
#62
I thought magical creatures and wizards and stuff were real in "the olden times".
#63
I used to think that men and women only had sex to have babies, and that once they were married and had kids, they didn’t have sex anymore. I also thought people didn’t have sex after they were 30. It blew my mind when I eventually learned that even my grandparents still get it on from time to time.
KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 1 year ago
My little brother was recently given 'the talk' and he was veyr disgusted to learn our parents have done it, then he said 'at least they only did it 4 times'...the look we all gave each other before breaking it to him 😂
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Um.... LOL! After 40 and 6 kids, you don't even want to get off the couch anymore!
Lara Verne 1 year ago
My younger brother, when he find out that cousin's girlfriend is pregnant: "Omg, they do it too? Yuck!"
#64
When I was younger, I had thought that different countries were on different Earths, and that all the Earths were shaped differently.
Final score:
19points
#65
I used to think that because I spoke English and everyone I knew spoke English then that meant almost everyone in the world spoke english, then I googled it and most people actually speak Chinese or something. I also thought that people who spoke other languages if you said something in their language they would hear it as English and they also thought in English.
Final score:
19points
Dynamite Samurai Koala 1 year ago
my freind abby (shes from kenya) once said "i just relaized i speak in english and i think in swahili"
#66
I used to think my moms middle name was Vias San Victor. Whenever someone asked for her full name, like the doctors office, she would say “V as is Victor” because whenever someone asked her for her full name, She said her first name then V as in Victor. She would then say her last name.
Final score:
19points
InvisibleQuokka (Submission author) 1 year ago
Forgot to mention, I used to think it was weird that her name meant Vias without Victor, (We speak Spanish) so I asked her about that and that’s how I found out.
#67
I thought that volcanoes were like weather phenomena and could just "erupt" out of the ground at any time.
Reasoning: there's an episode of Spongebob about a volcano in the town, which isn't there in all the other episodes, so I thought they just came and went, but we never got any in where we lived , same way we never got tornadoes.
While watching that episode, a house exploded down the street from my house. so we all ran to the window wondering what that loud sound had been and saw a ball of debris flying through the air.
Having just been watching the Spongebob episode I was convinced a volcano had appeared and erupted down our street.
Final score:
19points
#68
I remember confidently informing my grandparents that cartoons were really just people dressed up as cartoons.
Also, this one isn't mine but a story my friends dad loved to tell. When we were kids the milkman would deliver bottles of milk to the door. One day, my friend was the first to find the milk delivery and came running into the house yelling "Dad! Dad! I found a cow's nest!"
#69
I was around 7 at that time, recently introduced to Monopoly. I was not 100% sure if it was real money or fake money. It looked different. But what if? There was so much of it!!! Maybe I was actually rich. I was confused and wanted to test it out. I wanted to be sure. But what if it turns out to be fake? I was too embarrassed to ask.
So as usual in those days, my 5-year-old younger brother became the guinea pig. When the ice cream truck rolled around the next day, I pulled off $100 from the fat stack (I was rich), gave it my brother and had him go get a couple of chocolate popsicles, while watching from the sides. That went well. :-)
#70
My dad watched a lot of soccer, and I thought that the players were always the same and wore different shirts and pants just so you could tell the teams apart, and were playing pretend to come from another country, like we did at recess. It blew my mind when I discovered that they REALLY were foreign players and took planes from so far away just to kick a ball around during 90 minutes ! It seemed (and honestly still does) ridiculous to me to travel around the world just for... playing ball, you know ?
Final score:
18points
Danish Susanne 1 year ago
I suppose that adhering to that logic you must find the Olymic Games ridiculous too, or is it only soccer?
#71
When I was about 6, my family & I saw The Bee Gees perform on a variety TV show. Based on how they sang in such a high falsetto, lil’ me was convinced that all songs were actually sung by men & there were no women in music. I immediately mentioned this theory to my aunt & I’ll never forget the look on her face as she had to stifle her laughter.
#72
I thought I hatched from an egg.
In a way, I was kinda close.
Kinda.
In a way.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
My Dad would tell me I wasn't born, I was hatched. At this point in my life, I think it was neither. I was assembled in Canada from cheap Chinese parts.
#73
My sister used to joke and say that the best way to fix hiccups was to stick your leg in the freezer. I think I realized that she was joking when I was 10.
Sandy Lynn Johnson 1 year ago
But did it work? When I get them, I'll try almost another to get rid of them. They hurt when you are in your 50s
#74
Your tongue sticks out when you die. If the tongue wasn't out on someone on tv they weren't really dead and just acting.
#75
I was ten, it was 1976. Mohammed Ali had a fight at Cesar's Palac. I used to go to a roller skating rink named Cesar's Palace. I though cool I'll go hang out and maybe see him and get his autograph. The night of the fight I snuck out of the house and walked a few km to get there. Well I was very upset and disappointed that there was more than one Cesar's Palace.
#76
I thought brown skinned people couldn't have nut allergies, because nuts were also brown, so they'd have the same stuff as brown people had in their skin.
I didn't realise until I was 16 and it was my turn to bring snacks for my choir club. The brown guy said he had nut allergies. I went "how do you have a nut allergy?" And then suddenly it all clicked in my brain and I realised I might be intelligent, but I am certainly not smart.
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Not proud of this, but in the service I was astonished black people could get sunburned.
#77
I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male
A Happy Doggo 1 year ago
My parents are dog breeders so I never had this misconception with animals and I never knew that people did until now
#78
I, a very isolated white child, thought that black people were just really tan white people and that all skin tones were just variations of tan-ness
TotallyNOTaFox 1 year ago (edited)
Correct assumtpion that it's just variations of tan-ness, namely a difference in amount of Melanin due to evolution rather than individual sun exposure
#79
I thought every bald person had cancer😭
#81
I used to think that people who flew in to visit lived on the planes when they weren’t visiting. I also thought very tiny people lived in the radio and sang and talked. I was obviously not a very realistic child.
Oh, and I thought babies came from the cheese section of our local grocery store. I saw a really little baby crying there one time and that was the conclusion I came to.
#82
i thought the phrase "no skin off my teeth" was "no skin off my cheese"
Final score:
16points
Sharon A Mutuma 1 year ago
Actually, makes more sense to me. I have a running list of irritating phrases, including this one. Other examples are elbow grease, happy camper, eyes peeled, head on a swivel, etc.
#83
I used to think that when my grandmother flew in an airplane to visit her family in England, that England was in heaven because the plane went up into the clouds.
#84
I believed that my life was a movie that giants in the sky would watch and could change to a different life to watch if they got bored of mine.
Final score:
15points
#86
I had my tonsils out and was convinced that you died during surgery. I was terrified when I heard my mom agree to me having surgery. . I thought she was given them permission to kill me.
#87
That the trees swaying was what made the wind
Sleepy Panda 1 year ago
When I was little, I thought the wind was created by God swinging a giant tree, thereby causing a breeze.
#88
I thought you could eat anything if you bit it.. one time my grandma said "you're so cute I could eat you like a cupcake" and she got closer to my arm and made "nom nom" noises so I screamed and cried and I hid from her for a week
TotallyNOTaFox 1 year ago (edited)
Everything is eatable! But in this case it's called "cannibalism" and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
#89
I used to think that the TV had tiny actors in it and my mom would find me crawling behind it and trying to take off the back to make friends with them. (TVs we’re literally heavy boxes on feet that stood on the floor back then)
Final score:
14points
#90
I used to think that the cows could hear me and my siblings saying 'moo' and they would know we were saying hi...
Final score:
14points
Danish Susanne 1 year ago (edited)
Maybe the cows really did understand. Animals understand much better then many people believe. I recently discovered a couple of Congo snails found out how to push the glass of the aquarium they lived in to the side, so they could crawl up and look about. Who would have thought it of snails?
#91
When I was a kid we were not very well off. When I would ask for something expensive or out of our budget my Mom would say "when our ship comes in".
I couldn't understand why we lived in a state that was nowhere near an ocean if we were waiting for our ship to come in. I thought if we weren't near the ocean we would miss our ship. Boy did I think my parents were stupid for not moving to the ocean.
Final score:
14points
#92
I thought that the yellow caution lines on the roads, curbs etc, if you stepped on them *automatically and without fail* youd get hit by a car. I avoided them until nearly my teens when I realized that didn't make sense.
What do you think ?
GirlFriday 1 year ago
I once heard a family friend say, "I don't drink," when offered an adult beverage. I took this to mean that he never consumed liquid of any kind, and this rattled around in my head for quite some time. I was disabused of this notion when, at a family picnic, Roger poured himself a glass of iced tea, I took it away from him (spilling most of it on him in the process) while yelling, "but Roger, you don't drink!"
Jared Robinson 1 year ago
For some reason when I was a kid, I was told a blizzard was coming, my three year old brain imagined a giant blue caterpillar, imagine my surprise when it was just stupid more snow.
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
As a toddler I believed that outlets had water behind them. Guess how I found out I was wrong
Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
I actually said "oof" out loud after reading this, ouchies
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David A Paterson 1 year ago
As a child I was convinced that as an adult I'd be able to travel as a tourist to Mars. For my nephew it was Jupiter. So I suppose it runs in the family.
lonesoul 1 year ago
There was a time I was convinced that my school was spying on me through my bedroom mirror, so I would put a cloth over it whenever I was getting stressed. Idk where I got this idea from, but it gave me so much anxiety.
Dynamite Samurai Koala 1 year ago
when first playing doglife i had to go get euthanized (in the game of course) and i didint know what that was but i saw the syringe and thought it meant a shot. so i clicked acccept my fate gracefully and then i realized that the next coice was how to spend your final moments and i cried.
meepmeep 1 year ago
I contemplated, but not sure if I ever believed, that everything revolved around me - like the Truman show, but before the Truman show existed. I couldn't phathom other people doing things when I wasn't around. Honestly, not that I think it now, but it's still hard for me to phathom that all people are doing something right now. I'll randomly think of like a famous person and imagine that right now they're doing something - like eating, sleeping, anything. On a side note, narcissism runs in my family. Also, I felt vindicated when I watched an episode of Growing Pains as a kid, where Kirk Cameron stayed home from school and was surprised at the thought that Gilligan's Island comes on everyday while he's at school
Kate Jones 1 year ago
Back in the 70's, the Lincoln Continental town cars (the Mark IV) had trunk lids with a half-moon shape at the tip. A "faux" spare tire cover that had the word "CONTINENTAL" that followed the shape of the rounded tire "tire cover". I used to think that was a clock that actually told time and whenever we saw one on the road, I'd get excited and yell, " there goes the car with the clock on the back!".
GirlFriday 1 year ago
I once heard a family friend say, "I don't drink," when offered an adult beverage. I took this to mean that he never consumed liquid of any kind, and this rattled around in my head for quite some time. I was disabused of this notion when, at a family picnic, Roger poured himself a glass of iced tea, I took it away from him (spilling most of it on him in the process) while yelling, "but Roger, you don't drink!"
Jared Robinson 1 year ago
For some reason when I was a kid, I was told a blizzard was coming, my three year old brain imagined a giant blue caterpillar, imagine my surprise when it was just stupid more snow.
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
As a toddler I believed that outlets had water behind them. Guess how I found out I was wrong
Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
I actually said "oof" out loud after reading this, ouchies
Load More Replies... David A Paterson 1 year ago
As a child I was convinced that as an adult I'd be able to travel as a tourist to Mars. For my nephew it was Jupiter. So I suppose it runs in the family.
lonesoul 1 year ago
There was a time I was convinced that my school was spying on me through my bedroom mirror, so I would put a cloth over it whenever I was getting stressed. Idk where I got this idea from, but it gave me so much anxiety.
Dynamite Samurai Koala 1 year ago
when first playing doglife i had to go get euthanized (in the game of course) and i didint know what that was but i saw the syringe and thought it meant a shot. so i clicked acccept my fate gracefully and then i realized that the next coice was how to spend your final moments and i cried.
meepmeep 1 year ago
I contemplated, but not sure if I ever believed, that everything revolved around me - like the Truman show, but before the Truman show existed. I couldn't phathom other people doing things when I wasn't around. Honestly, not that I think it now, but it's still hard for me to phathom that all people are doing something right now. I'll randomly think of like a famous person and imagine that right now they're doing something - like eating, sleeping, anything. On a side note, narcissism runs in my family. Also, I felt vindicated when I watched an episode of Growing Pains as a kid, where Kirk Cameron stayed home from school and was surprised at the thought that Gilligan's Island comes on everyday while he's at school
Kate Jones 1 year ago
Back in the 70's, the Lincoln Continental town cars (the Mark IV) had trunk lids with a half-moon shape at the tip. A "faux" spare tire cover that had the word "CONTINENTAL" that followed the shape of the rounded tire "tire cover". I used to think that was a clock that actually told time and whenever we saw one on the road, I'd get excited and yell, " there goes the car with the clock on the back!".
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