Good on Stevie Nicks here.

That is awesome.

This is beautiful.

This is an aesthetically pleading bird but what do we know about its politics?

I love this. The false body positivity stuff is as bad as the body shaming stuff. Both are equally shallow, equally unthinking, and equally harmful.

So cute. Same when they teach you things, because they are so used to everyone teaching them everything, that they think that every person just randomly teaches random people stuff.

They might have been around the corner from the Bethlehem Wal-Mart, you don't know that!

Can confirm baby hedgehoglets are the best

Are you a pokemon?

So if she was a cancer they would be called crabs? 🤔

I collect such moments 🙂

He really told the dog: “On guard”

Did you know that the Vampire being turned to dust came from Nosferatu? The first, albeit unofficial, film.version of Dracula?.

You can boop the bear's nose, but it'll be the LAST thing you do in this lifetime

He is avenging her

Talk to horse owners

I slipped a disc getting milk out of the fridge....

I need the picture!! 😭

I'm old - I was thinking sensible shoes.

CasualREjekyll

I thought the sprinkles were made up for the movie but they are a real Japanese candy and I find that adorable

NGL, it is pretty cool.

I thought Winnie was British.

Still better than the ones that show up on medieval manuscripts and even paintings.

I normally hate romance novels but I found one where the romance scene involved the guy consistantly asking consent before each action and checking in periodically to make sure the girl was still on board, and all I could think was "man that is sexy AF"

And one that says: things I have to do to keep my job

A good motto for life, we should all follow.

Imagining the deep distorted voices when Ken rocks ups and says ‘hiya barbie’ 🎶

I recently discovered the first chapter of a book I wrote twenty five years ago but never finished and now it’s a complete novel.

🥹

Wait until you level up and have to choose a sub class

In nature, animals will evolve large eye designs to scare away predators. Now think about why we have large eye designs like the above.

Being dyslectic is not connect by any means with being stupid.

stupid cat is an oxymoron

Sounds like she loves the wrong man...

How true.

How does one make claim sounds? 🤔 Asking for a friend

I wrote a book and my wife never read it

#me in animal crossing also also

A-G-L-E-T! AGLET! Don't forget it!

Or you'll see chunks of your face falling off in the sink. Be careful.

Okay this post is kind of mean but the crust is the best part

ask stupid questions get stupid answers

Why is it easier to watch people die in movies than watching animals die?

This Jordan Peterson quote is a perfect example of "broken clock is right twice a day"

Did it lay an egg?

Superman turning up to an emergency early the next morning after rushing out, only for Lex Luthor to point out he has several penises drawn on his face.

Thanatos explaining he's the god of death, not Hades

"here's the world war I flying ace zooming through the air in his Sopwith Camel..."

My bones are currently secreting a lot of pain hormones because I'm an idiot and tripped over a metal bar. Now I have 2 bruised shins and a bruised knee that is also the size of an avocado 😕

This past election, the only person running for a position on my local school board was from something called the "Old School Values" party. Even though they'll obviously get the seat, I still couldn't vote for him. So I wrote in Jim Henson instead.

How to get?

Is that a fedora talking?