Good on Stevie Nicks here.

This is beautiful.

That is awesome.

This is an aesthetically pleading bird but what do we know about its politics?

Can confirm baby hedgehoglets are the best

I love this. The false body positivity stuff is as bad as the body shaming stuff. Both are equally shallow, equally unthinking, and equally harmful.

So cute. Same when they teach you things, because they are so used to everyone teaching them everything, that they think that every person just randomly teaches random people stuff.

Are you a pokemon?

He really told the dog: “On guard”

Did you know that the Vampire being turned to dust came from Nosferatu? The first, albeit unofficial, film.version of Dracula?.

So if she was a cancer they would be called crabs? 🤔

You can boop the bear's nose, but it'll be the LAST thing you do in this lifetime

They might have been around the corner from the Bethlehem Wal-Mart, you don't know that!

I collect such moments 🙂

He is avenging her

I thought the sprinkles were made up for the movie but they are a real Japanese candy and I find that adorable

I thought Winnie was British.

Talk to horse owners

🥹

Still better than the ones that show up on medieval manuscripts and even paintings.

I slipped a disc getting milk out of the fridge....

I'm old - I was thinking sensible shoes.

I recently discovered the first chapter of a book I wrote twenty five years ago but never finished and now it’s a complete novel.

The next movie those two were in he asked 'can I keep you'

Wait until you level up and have to choose a sub class

In nature, animals will evolve large eye designs to scare away predators. Now think about why we have large eye designs like the above.

I need the picture!! 😭

NGL, it is pretty cool.

And one that says: things I have to do to keep my job

A good motto for life, we should all follow.

Being dyslectic is not connect by any means with being stupid.

CasualREjekyll

#me in animal crossing also also

Imagining the deep distorted voices when Ken rocks ups and says ‘hiya barbie’ 🎶

Or you'll see chunks of your face falling off in the sink. Be careful.

Sounds like she loves the wrong man...

A-G-L-E-T! AGLET! Don't forget it!

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You don't deserve a cat.

How true.

I wrote a book and my wife never read it

How does one make claim sounds? 🤔 Asking for a friend

This Jordan Peterson quote is a perfect example of "broken clock is right twice a day"

Okay this post is kind of mean but the crust is the best part

Why is it easier to watch people die in movies than watching animals die?

My bones are currently secreting a lot of pain hormones because I'm an idiot and tripped over a metal bar. Now I have 2 bruised shins and a bruised knee that is also the size of an avocado 😕

This past election, the only person running for a position on my local school board was from something called the "Old School Values" party. Even though they'll obviously get the seat, I still couldn't vote for him. So I wrote in Jim Henson instead.

ask stupid questions get stupid answers

We trick everyone by being cute and fluffy...and then we send out the geese

Superman turning up to an emergency early the next morning after rushing out, only for Lex Luthor to point out he has several penises drawn on his face.

"here's the world war I flying ace zooming through the air in his Sopwith Camel..."

Did it lay an egg?

Meanwhile some people would do anything to have that to complain about

Is that a fedora talking?