WE NEED THIS FOR THE INTROVERTS. YES

Shucks... I actually do this

Yeah but 15 minutes of existential dread and anxiety for absolutely no reason

I wish I wasn't speaking from firsthand experience when I said this is 100% accurate. Also I was irrationally angry all the time and kept snarling at people over nothing.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW IT YESSS

I don't want people to know it's my Bday

What on earth is "serotonin"??

You know what, that sounds pretty healthy of him, you go random dude

for me it;s more like "why? I'm a piece of s**t that deserves the abuse!"

RECOVERING from trauma makes you stronger, not the trauma itself.

can relate

I hate that you're right too

Reminding yourself that homicide is a felony

Yeah, I've had quite enough of character development myself.

Plot twist: Crisis Counselor is just the name of the person coming in to congratulate you on your AMAZING test score.

Bit sad innit.

And not all of us want or like to hear voices on a phone. Even without hearing issues, I prefer text messages.

Mine's like trying to eat a frozen bowl of soup. Cold and my teeth hurt.

... or you're like me and you just really like the show.

But the fact that you're still here at all is good. It means you're stronger and more resilient than you think you are.

I'll drink to that. 🍻

Epitome of me-ness. I'm just sad

ive found my new idol

*cough* BP

Apparently fear of failure is the worst form of perfectionism. I didn't know it. But I'm a perfectionis

same and my therapist keeps saying to be present but like have you seen the world I’m supposed to be present in

I'm on here and I don't like it

AND you're s**t at improv

humanity is fücked up

YES BECAUSE I GREW UP ACADEMICALLY GIFTED AND I AM THE FIRST EXAMPLE

Maybe they do, and you just can't remember.

And I'm the basic NPC in everyone's story.

Nothing makes me cry out of nowhere more than Van Gogh related stuff

Thanos: (takes notes)

If you're going to be pessimistic, at least let yourself have fun with being pessimistic.

I always used to think things like that. I didn’t have a career per se, just mundane jobs, but I worked from age 16 to 66 and now I’m old I am so resentful of a life spent slogging my guts out just to survive.

If I say ‘goodbye’ and an hour later you see me on the news it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed

This

If the past has taught me anything...

I got pyjamas and headphones for my bday yesterday. The pyjamas were the best gift ever!!

Simmer. Hmm. Mine's more of a boiling sensation.

SAME that’s literally me lmao!! SAME that’s literally me lmao!!

I miss being <13 so much

ANd no OnE cAll uS SuPer hErOes for thAt

yes Please do this for ASD people, we have no clue what you are pissy about.

Ha, in this healthcare climate? You'd be lucky to find a bed in the entire country. "Soz, you're not sick enough, come back when you're dead"

Their username on the bottom left tho 👌

I would quite enjoy David Attenborough narrating my life.

We trauma victims have a very refined sense of humor.