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Ah, another exciting day in the corporate world! I'm sure you live for waking up at 7 a.m., drinking mediocre office coffee and engaging in small talk with colleagues whose names you don’t know. And lucky for you, you get to do it all again tomorrow!

If you’re a cog in the corporate machine, you know all too well what it’s like to spend your days sitting at a desk and reading cringey posts on LinkedIn. And if you’re interested in checking out some hilarious memes about this experience, you’ve come to the right place! Below, you’ll find some of our favorite posts from the Surfing Corporate Instagram account. So enjoy scrolling through them while pretending to work, and keep reading to find conversations with the creator of Surfing Corporate, Aileen Merciel, and Ellen Venkrbcova, Marketing Manager at Femme Palette!

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ohmystass Report

Blue Morpho Butterfly
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now THIS is what all workplaces should be like! 🙌🙌

robin aldrich
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true!! isn't the typical response " we're sorry for your loss but we need you anyway"

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Tiggy Darling
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great bosses. On a side note. When my Dad died I took the decision to avoid remembering the date due to not wanting the anniversary being hard. It was surprisingly easy as that time was a bit of a blur anyway.

MushroomHead22
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how is this something "That You Shouldn’t Be Reading At Work"?

BookFanatic
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boss is the same. I had a thyroidectomy on 4/25 and was scheduled to teach two classes in early June. She pretty much told me she was teaching my classes since I could still barely talk. A lot of folks say "beware the workplace that says they're like family"...but mine truly is and I love it.

Data1001
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Funny memes" -- yeah, not sure this qualifies as funny -- heartwarming, yes.

Kare Deter
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow. Wholesome, supportive, caring bosses!! You just don't see much of that here on BP. Condolences on your loss.

Beachbum
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so unbeleiveabley awesome. All wokr places shold be like this

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To learn more about this clever Instagram page and find out how it all started in the first place, we reached out to Aileen A. Merciel, Surfing Corporate creator, Editor-in-Chief and podcast host. Aileen was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain where the vision for Surfing Corporate came from.

"The original idea began in 2017 after I had just undergone a life-threatening surgery due to intense work-related stress," the creator shared. "I was forced to press pause and ask myself some hard questions: 'Why did I allow work to jeopardize my physical and mental health? Why didn’t I set boundaries? Why hadn’t I been able to handle the stress better?'"

"My way to process this was writing about it through a humorous lens, my go-to coping mechanism," Aileen explained. "I started jotting down some of my 'corporate wisdom' tidbits here and there, then I started diving deeper into broader topics about corporate life and writing personal stories of my most embarrassing moments at work."

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While trying to find a place to live, pay bills, buy groceries, have to set up a new bank account only for that salary while not having access to their other bank accounts, and not getting any money passed to them from family or friends. In other words, to live strictly on that salary and nothing else for a year. They have to have the fully immersed experience or it won’t sink in.

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    Northlander72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A month? Nope, it has to be at least a year. Preferably several.

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lowest paid worker gets to live of the CEO's salary for a year too!

    ZGutr
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the netherlands they have a tv show just doing this (https://www.kijk.nl/programmas/steenrijk-straatarm ; don't think video works outside NL ) . voluntary. A rich and a poor family trade places for a week. House, pets, budget.

    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A week!? That is no where near long enough to get the full impact of how the poor live.

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    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to also give them same resources. You can live very cheaply when you are rich. Being poor is very expensive.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Absolutely no using your connections/contacts to get deals no one else gets

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top tax rate during the booming 60's and 70's was 90%. Why was it booming? Because corporations and investors create jobs, not billionaires. With a 90%tax rate, billionaires wouldn't be able to buy so many yachs and mansions. Oh no!

    Bols
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And politicians!

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hear me out a rule that says idk the highest salary of a company can only be X times more than the lowest salary like if the highest salary is 100 million the lowest salary available is like idk 100 thousand or something like that

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't cope if they got that salary for just 5 minutes

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that would be a brutal reality show

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    "Before I knew it, I had what looked like a decent manuscript. I titled it 'Surfing Corporate: An Insider’s Guide to the Corporate World,'" Aileen shared. "But when I began to research the publishing process and how to submit queries, I discovered that publishing companies don’t bother reading new authors’ proposals if they don't have a strong social media following. Total bummer, because the only thing I had was a personal private account with a few close friends."

    "Social media was not my thing, and I didn’t have the faintest idea of how to build a brand or community, but since I had already invested so much time in the Surfing Corporate idea, I decided to give it a try," the creator continued. "I never expected the Instagram account to take off like it eventually did, or the subsequent podcast I co-host with Glenda Pacanins (my former colleague), which was nominated for a 2024 Ambie Award!"

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you connected? Speak louder!"

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's in the waiting room, waiting for someone to accept her invite to the chat.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was another meeting that could have been an email.

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    We also asked Aileen why she believes working in the corporate world is so difficult. "There’s so much pressure in corporate environments to be 'successful' (whatever that means), to climb the ladder, to be noticed, and to get that promotion before someone else does," she told Bored Panda.

    "You’re in a constant competition, and that leads to people being guarded at all times, in offense mode, and taking themselves way too seriously. In many corporate settings, politics and optics are more important than the work itself, which is exhausting for people like me who don’t have a 'Succession' or 'Game of Thrones' mentality," Aileen added.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to ask why they weren't able to finish the job on time when everyone else did.

    Skim Beebles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I complain rather than brag about how long I work, and I 100% need to work on my time management skills.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my profession, some people will post pictures on social media of their car in an otherwise empty parking lot with a quote like, “First one here, last to leave!” as a badge of honor, like they get extra points for working well beyond their contract. It is true that this does have to happen on occasion but if it’s happening all the time, you need to evaluate your time management and look to become more efficient or ask your boss for help because you’re obviously doing more than one persons work.

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my colleagues used to make the same snotty comments when I left work at 4pm "I didn't know you were doing a half day today", or "Must be nice knocking off early." I used to arrive 2, sometimes 3 hours before she did, I much preferred a early start and was usually at my desk by 7am. She used to saunter in around 9.30am. The work was split 50:50 so we were doing the exact same load, I was just more organised and got it cleared up quicker. She liked to look as though she was putting in long hours, but she wasn't actually doing any more work.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak of the devil, future CEO's

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a horrible spouse and parent because you're never present is nothing to brag about.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also maybe streamlining your procedures might help

    That Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it’s more procrastination than time management

    Aileen also shared that she's had a wide range of corporate jobs because she's worked in several different countries (Venezuela, Mexico, and the US). "I’ve worked for medium-sized media companies, global media companies, start-ups, and more, experiencing very different work cultures," she noted. "I’m lucky to have worked for awesome companies where living up to the brand values and driving innovation was more important than individual egos."

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    "I’ve also been part of companies driven by personal agendas, which is very hard to navigate," the creator added. "Of course, there are always going to be coworkers and bosses you don’t vibe with, or politics you don’t agree with. Learning to navigate tricky, uncomfortable situations and challenging personalities is a skill you can apply to all types of scenarios, not just work."

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had the b***s to do this

    justagirl
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    Winter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me... :/

    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. And it's nowhere as bad as you make it sound.

    We also asked Aileen for her top pieces of advice for anyone who wants to enter the corporate world. First, she says listen, listen, and listen! "In the first few months at a new job, the more you listen and let others talk, the better," she noted. "That’s how you learn about people’s motivations and frustrations, about power dynamics, and you also learn a lot about the unwritten office rules that aren’t in the handbook."

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    Next, Aileen recommends making sure you find your tribe. "For me, that was people with a sense of humor who didn’t take themselves too seriously. I would seek opportunities to make a random weird observation or a joke just to see who would smile back, who would give me a judgmental side glance, and who didn’t get it at all," she explained. "Finding your tribe is essential for building support and camaraderie at work, and I’ve made incredible friends this way."

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    Loewhaley Report

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better still, be the person who cancels them

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just sends a short email with bullet points about it—-but NEVER on a Friday!

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    Mad Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And refuses to have a Question and Answer period.

    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The manager who says "you know what? I'll just email it."

    Dangerous Dave
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FWIW, here’s what I rolled out for my last org: 1) Meetings start 5 min after the hour and end 10 min before the hour (allow people to take a break, bio break, clear heads vs back to back meets); 2) Meeting invite needs objective, agenda; 3) invite lowest possible level of mgmt/leadership to cull invite list , reduce hand-waving, delegate & empower teams to make their own decisions; 4) If someone is invited but no necessary they can decline; 5) No Meeting Fridays. These are for administrative meetings. For operational meetings (delivery, project, sprint) stand ups focused on blockers to progress not simply grinding out status. There are more, and strategies behind these, but , again FWIW, this quick list helped in last few orgs I’ve led to free up teams, team members to focus on the work at hand - versus trying to get work done around meetings.

    hungryghost
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no monday and friday meetings. Monday to catch things up, friday just because from my experience mentally nobody in the office anymore after lunch.

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    Hi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end of every meeting the same guy always proclaims. "I have a question!" And than asks 5 questions over the next 20 minutes. We could have left 20 minutes ago Steve! Shut up!

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I led our staff training committee for a year. Every meeting was less than an hour and we cancelled at least two. We got stuff done fast, and mostly via email. It was awesome.

    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Major pet peeve: When someone starts asking questions at the very end of a class or meeting.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a Friday. At like 3pm. And you know the answer is like two hours long.

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    Maul!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I like to be the host who accidentally clicks on ‘end meeting’

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get invitations to meetings that I feel pretty sure will be a waste of my time I just don't go.

    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just fart. Pretty good for clearing a room. That's how I let management know I'm not paying attention anymore.

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    Aileen says it's wise to evaluate the pros and cons at your corporate job as well. "Every company has its positives and negatives. No workplace is perfect. As long as the positives outweigh the negatives, and you’re still learning and gaining something valuable from your job, you’re in a good place," she shared. "However, if the pendulum swings mostly to negative outcomes and your mental and physical health are constantly affected, it’s not worth it, no matter how much you’re being paid."

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    surfingcorporate Report

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will all remember, for Patricia was full of s**t and the attendees nodded in silence.

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The video zoom call when my parrot flew on my head, hanging on my hair and screaming loudly "COME ON, MAMA!! COME ON!!" - and everybody burst into laughter, as I was desperately trying to keep my s**t together :)))

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will certainly remember it if that was Patricia talking.

    L.V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the "dog/ cat/ random pet" show up on zoom? That's my favourite thing about meetings!

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once said " did he really just say that? " I meant it in the wow, that was great sort of way. But it could have come off either way, and I wasn't on mute. He said I think somebody is trying to ask a question, but there were like 500 people on the meeting and I got on mute fast enough that I don't think anyone knows it was me. He certainly never mentioned it to me since.

    June
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker blurting "CAT BUTT!!" every time my cat showed her cathole to the whole meeting 😬😆 He is the best 👌

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids will remember if you were there for them.

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, I was on a zoom meeting call, and I thought it was a pointless meeting. Thought I was on mute. and I said "What the f uck are we doing", and then I just got off the meeting. The next day one of my coworkers said, did you know you were not in mute when yo usaid that? To be honest I don't even remember saying it. But everyone loved it!

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    Aileen also believes that humor is the most important tool for surviving a corporate job. "I think the reason someone like me (a creative person who didn’t have strong innate political skills) got so high up the corporate ladder was partly because of my sense of humor. People tend to feel less threatened if you’re funny and self-deprecating, and humor also helps you build trust with your direct reports as well as with upward management," she explained.

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    "Corporate life can be soul-crushing, so it’s up to you to decide how you’re going to face hard times or handle challenging people. You can choose to escalate something with an insult, or de-escalate it with a joke. Getting a group of people to laugh during a tense work meeting is a great high for me," the creator shared.

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    anxious_silence Report

    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could try a data entry job that lets you listen to your own music. It's pretty nice, spending all day doing mindless typing while rockin' it out to your favorite tunes.

    Connie Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty good description of my remote job.

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    Nix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fast paced and dynamic" is just corporate talk for "highly stressful job"

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Got any of them competent and thorough teams laying around?"

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a future CEO (O.K., I'll let it go now)

    Finally, Aileen wanted to give a huge thanks to the community that follows Surfing Corporate on Instagram and to their podcast listeners. "We’re currently on a hiatus, but we have 45 cool episodes and we’re currently working on new ones. Stay tuned!"

    And if you'd like to hear more wise words about navigating the corporate world, be sure to check out Surfing Corporate's blog!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty optimistic about this. Over time, diversity will climb the pyramid. At my job, all the directors were white men. Now it's almost 50% men 50% women and 4 different ethnic groups. Dinosaurs are disappearing (even if some survive and take pretty colorful feathers), young people are making a difference because they do not let themselves be pushed around like my generation.

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All we need is for companies to do the right thing. But the right thing isn't instantaneous. At my company the top level is mostly white men and a few white women. The next level down is pretty diverse. The problem is that if you look at the people at the bottom, it's not as diverse as this picture makes it seem. I work in IT, and the bottom level is about 10% female. So if the top level only has seven people in it, you wouldn't expect any to be female. In some industries everyone's white, or Indian, or black, I'm not saying that is an excuse, but you can't expect people to hire a black vice president if no black candidate who applied has the qualifications. Since women in tech is the big one that remains unequal in my area, I support groups that try to encourage that. But it's not just an education difference or anything like that, I have four girls and one boy, and despite my best efforts that one boy is the only one interested in tech. So there will always be a gender gap in tech,

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one lone woman in the 3rd row is making 75% of what each of the men are. I don't think it will happen in my lifetime, but I do envision equality for all genders, races, religions in the future. I'm just mad that it takes so long to effect GOOD changes.

    Michael None
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My workplace is the same triangle but everyone at the top are white women. Once the CEO became a woman she would only hire women for the upper management. Also not diversity.

    Hi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My supervisor is a Somalian immigrant. My manager is Laotian. I'd say over half the place I work is minorities. So I guess I'm now a minority. That's fine.

    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In these times when every corporation is frantically looking for qualified black and brown people to meet diversity goals I don't understand why every minority kid isn't studying like crazy. Get some education or training - the opportunity is there.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh. Even as a minority with a disability and a woman and two bachelor's and a master's you would think I'd be able to get a "real job" especially with all this affirmative action. After being unemployed for well over a year I just got offered a job, where the qualifications are to have a GED and be over 18. The opportunities really aren't there.

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    Donna Peluda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH we have woman CEO now and she's not the best. Severa long term employee's have left. She is obnoxus and ignorant. Has zero personal skills and doesn't grasp even the basics of the technology we use. Not that the men who ran the company had any idea but they just let us get on with it. She micro managers every aspect, just gets in the way. Real pain in the a***** worst boss ever

    Sam Walker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta start at the bottom. If you majored in something without provable mistakes - one where when you screw up people can PROVE it, or unless you work a job without air conditioning, you probably won't get far. 99% of workplace fatalities are male. Can we get _that_ more diverse FIRST? Literally _dying_.

    Rinoboyrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? How about the best qualified?

    Edward Luczak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We guys without mustaches are always omitted.

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    realBrookNash Report

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? only 27? Amateur. I have 50+

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur, I think I have several thousand. Dunno. At least they're mostly text.

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    Gage Geisel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some 200+ tabs about airsoft and gear I'll more then likely never afford

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also all of those flagged emails I plan on getting back to

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a processor that's gasping for air.

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    To learn even more about what it’s like to be in the corporate world, we also got in touch with Ellen Venkrbcova, Marketing Manager at Femme Palette. Femme Palette is a mentoring platform and community helping individuals and companies thrive through a personalized approach to career development, and lucky for us, Ellen was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda about some of the pros and cons of having a corporate job. “In today's world of work, I'd say that a major advantage of choosing a corporate career is the fact that it offers relative security,” she shared.

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upper management makes one decision, goes home at 10am and is at the beach by 11. Meanwhile you're working until 9pm and still can't get caught up and you make 1/10th their salary if you're lucky.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, upper management doesn’t make one decision. They pinch off a piece of s**t whack job idea, order their underlings to make it happen, even though it’s literally s**t that will never work, even in management’s fantasy universe. THEN they go to the beach and leave everyone else to figure out how to make their s**t idea not work as badly as it’s going to anyhow. Oh, then they totally forget they ever s**t out that idea, and when presented with the results of everyone else’s hard work and overtime, takes one look at it, says it’s s**t, and tells everyone to toss it and go back to doing what they were doing before. THEN they f**k off back to the beach.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you any good at performing under pressure?" "No, but I can kill it on Bohemian Rhapsody" (old joke)

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically, same old same old, like every other poorly run company.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pressure at work? Mine is usually 120 over 80 if everything's going well.

    catt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💯💯💯🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mgmt "Drop everything and do TASK Z right now!" Staff feverishly works on task Z for three days. Mgmt "Why are you behind on TASKs A - Y? Who told you to do TASK Z?" Staff 🤬

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    “As long as you're doing a good job, you likely will be needed, and a large corporation won't disappear from the market anytime soon,” Ellen explained. “Corporate companies also typically take good care of their employees in the form of various benefits and perks, meaning you'll save on expenses like meals, gym memberships, or even therapy.”

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    zarawesome Report

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always going to be one that doesn't, too fond of the sound of their own voice.

    Legendbird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have it so that if eg. 75% of ppl. press it, the meeting ends.

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    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but then everyone would just keep pressing the button all the ti— Ohhh....Okay, I'm down with this idea.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least in MS Teams the "Leave" button is big and red and is just inviting us to press it

    Meami
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It exists - it’s the “leave meeting” button

    Lulu John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “America’s Got Meetings”. Once everyone hits the X the meeting is over and everyone is dismissed

    Kikadin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the cool people hit Ctrl+F4

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there's just one person left, their button starts flashing visibly, so everyone knows who the problem is. They can either push the button, or deal with a room full of people glaring at them.

    CEF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our group got reprimanded because "someone keep muting me!"

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    But working in the corporate world isn’t for everyone. “On the flip side, if you're someone who thrives in fast-paced environments with constant change, you may find corporate processes a bit stiff and slow for your liking,” Ellen told Bored Panda. “Hierarchy is firmly set, so as a junior or mid-level employee, you probably won't be having 1:1 chats with the CEO. On top of that, competition in corporate settings can be fierce.”

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason that reminds me of something I saw recently; "If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way I told you to."

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    floppywriter Report

    JennyH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I giggled aloud. I work in animal care and you'd be amazed at the suggestions.

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the public procurement manager of a very-very-big IT company in 2003. Some $55-60M government sales a year. Then I got a call from a well known headhunter to be telesales for 20% of my salary at another, non-IT company. What the literal f××k???

    YogiD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣so true!!! And frustrating

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    Employeeup1 Report

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I matter on maintaining my thoughts

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The evidence to support a change of course seems to be lacking.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I refer you to my previous position." if you like them. If you don't "I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

    Kikadin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your hurt feelings don't change the facts in this case.

    We also asked the career expert for some advice for women interested in entering the corporate world. “Be prepared to put conscious effort into being visible. Three things I'd recommend focusing on would be building a strong personal brand, building confidence to speak up in meetings, and working on your negotiation skills,” Ellen says.

    “As women, we can feel apprehensive in these areas for fear of being labeled as ‘pushy’ or ‘aggressive,’ but if you want to grow in a corporation, you can't afford to blend with the crowd. Find your strengths and put them forward confidently,” she noted.

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    maxieshep Report

    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this with a typo. As "g" and "t" are close to each other on the keyboard, my email ended with "Best retards" :))

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I typed Retards instead of Regards on several occasions. Only one, or two were typos.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always makes me smile

    Anja van Wijk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an interview the panel thanked me for coming in and I wanted to say "It's a pleasure" or "no problem" but I said "It's no pleasure". I didn't get the job

    Duncan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house my daugther coined Bye Night - Good bye and Good night. I think it was accidental but i totally use it now.

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    toniabbas Report

    Bookworm (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have only explored 5% of our oceans

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what day drinking is for. Plenty of brands to explore. I personally LOVE bailey's and coffee.

    Baralai XIII
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is still plenty to explore

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met exactly 0 people who have literally explored the entire world.

    Elisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born just in time to be able to work from home and join Teams meetings, without the need to go explore anywhere.

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    bessbell Report

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the only way it’ll find me well

    Sue Phillips
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stealing this.

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emails are going to start stalking me in my sleep? Oh wait ...

    Maintaining a healthy work-life balance can also be tricky for corporate employees, but Ellen says it's all about setting boundaries and letting others know you have them. “Setting your Slack/Teams status to ‘Personal Time’ or ‘Vacationing’ or blocking personal time in your work calendar so your coworkers can see you're not available are a couple ways of doing that,” she noted. 

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    Cue The Rimshot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, my messed up mind likes that candy side 😭

    Elisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good, but could you please move that one yellow candy 0,5 mm to the left.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy moly if this is t graphic design for clients, I do t know what is!!!!

    Certainly not Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah thanks for your design, we love it, but we just wondered… to fit with the budget, if we could take out the chicken… and the other toppings, and the tomatoes… and Jeff wondered about the base, yeah? I mean, does it have to be so made of dough? We love the savoury/sweet concept, but wondered about having both together yeah? So yeah, like that, but not like that. Oh, and there’s no fee for the changes

    paigeofcolors
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally unrelated but I would eat that tbh. Not combined together obviously.

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has seen some things poor boi

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dogs too much to do this to them! I'd welcome an emotional support parrot that had learned to swear, though 🤣

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Train it to say what you're thinking the minute your boss or the coworker you can't stand walks in.

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    Lottie_Poppie Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yas - my 'how's it going week' soulmate! Mondays = horrid, but you know it's going to be horrid so you're prepared - Wednesday = humpday, not bad; Thursday = nearly Friday, we're getting there; FRIYAY! So Tuesdays = it's already been a long week and it's only Tuesday, absolutely horrific 😨

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost the same for me. I like Mondays though. A whole fresh week and nothing bad has happened yet. By Tuesday, I have had it with that.

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    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAME!!!! I have said for years and years Tuesday is my worst work day. To me, Mondays aren't so bad because I just had two days off, but reality HITS HARD on Tuesdays...the rest...of...the week...still...to go...!

    howdylee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuesdays are just Monday's ugly sister!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. On Monday you're just coming off the weekend. On Tuesday you realize how much time there is until the next weekend.

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly feel Tuesday is the equivalent of wearing clean socks, who are still slightly warm from the dryer as you put them on. The first step you take, you step in a small puddle of something of which you really hope is not your pet's pee. That's Tuesday to me!

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tuesday is the ugly cousin of monday

    Bob Gordon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, IT has your tuesday hate day....and thursdays too, the second tuesday of the week

    Paul Rabit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuesdays are the worst. Still tired from Monday but haven't even hit the middle of the week yet. The wooooooooooooooorst.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuesdays stink because sometimes they are the Monday after a long weekend.

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    Ellen also shared that it’s absolutely fine to say 'no' when you simply cannot fit a task or favor into your schedule. “In fact, the key to standing out in a company isn't working harder, but smarter,” she pointed out. “Take on fewer projects, but choose them wisely, always thinking about how they will impact your learning and growth.”

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    sivvgobozi Report

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better is to be born rich. Think ahead!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody has to be the first in the gene pool and actually put in the work.

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually done by ignoring work life balance until you get rich enough to have it.

    ADJ
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    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Not really.

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you don't even get the benefit of a wall

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open floor plan. The single worst idea in office history.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just relieved to see all the comments here hating their open-floor plans. I was starting to think it was just me! I love my co-workers and am lucky enough to work for a great company with a boss I not only like but respect, but I HATE having an open-floor workspace. I can hear everything and it's so distracting.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my sweet summer child, UK has open-plan offices, we would kill for a cubical.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better than an open office setup.

    badger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we even had cubicles instead of stupid open-plan offices :(

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They took the computer. Maybe you're fired. 🤞

    chris revering
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suck it up buttercup. About $5000 for a cubical vs 10k for an office and you get half as many OCCUPANTS.

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that looks EXACTLY like my hubby's old 'office'. He escaped by saying "nuff o dis sh*t" and retiring

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    itssarahdutcher Report

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more satisfying to leave that first draft text in white font on a white background

    Eve Forbes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least until someone uses text-to-speech on the email …

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never type or say something you wouldn't want others to hear. Just the other day i moved on from a call and realized about 5 minutes later i never hung up.

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is the mental draft of a 30 second cussing track

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure you do NOT have an addressee in the first draft!

    But just because you have a corporate job doesn’t mean you have to be 100% serious all the time. “I love workplace memes - they show us that we're not alone and that so many people are going through similar challenges,” Ellen says. “Humor makes us relatable and can be hugely beneficial in building workplace relationships.”

    “One thing I'd advise though is always tapping into your emotional intelligence and being empathetic,” the expert added. “An inappropriate joke can be hurtful, embarrassing, and ultimately even damaging to team dynamics.”

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all dreams have meaning: my dreams

    Víctor Emilio Esteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How are you?" -"Not good/quite bad, but used to it"

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never remember this when I need to.😐

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before but what it teaches just becomes more relevant with time. (Damn, I just realised that I need this meme as a poster, or a Wallpaper)

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    adhdjesse Report

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pressure makes diamonds"

    June
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADHD in a nutshell 🙃

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    Finally, the career expert added that in order to grow professionally, and not only in the corporate world, you should be continuously learning. “Read, sign up for workshops (even outside your area of expertise), look into finding a mentor or a career coach, and attend educational events or conferences,” Ellen told Bored Panda. “Stay curious and hungry for new experiences!”

    And if you’d like to hear more wise words about career growth from Femme Palette, be sure to visit their website,  LinkedIn or Instagram!

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    hcdawes Report

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''I don't think I have enough overlook yet and appropriate skills acquired on that situation to achieve and manage that task with a satisfying efficiency'' was my words when I felt I was assignated a s****y task ( edit : I'm just a gardener 😁)

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just? Gardeners are critical! They're keeping our landscape looking awesome! And can answer questions on plant care and soil. I love our gardeners!

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is above my pay grade."

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frequently said by virtually everyone I work with!

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them wonder which capacity you mean.

    Sue Phillips
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing this one, too.

    Jean Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, when you have that many credentials after your name in your signature line, but you still have limited capacity. Kinda sad.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel pretty blessed that on my current job, the closest I've come to this is "please don't ask me to overhaul a piccolo"

    linda harbin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was it Phoebe said on Friends? “Oh I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.”

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "While I do know about this situation, I believe that your explanation would be wasted on me as I cannot control the outcome.' Politely emailed to a subject matter expert after he offered to fully explain his issue and how he thought it should be solved.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yearly feedback from the teams: communication from management could be improved because it is often unclear, contradictory and incomplete - Reaction from management: we all (minus management) had to do a day long communication training - but hey, there was free food!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feedback to management: But did you actually pay attention and learn anything? Reaction from management: But there was food!

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food trucks that they have to pay for!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can't any workload problem be fixed with pizza and a few casual Fridays?

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did they get these photos of our directors?

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    We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these work memes, pandas! Whether you hate your desk job with a passion or you’re actually happy to be in the corporate world, keep upvoting the pics you find most relatable. Then, if you’d like to check out even more funny memes about working that Bored Panda has shared in the past, look no further than right here!

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    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus. I scrolled down to see this and damn near wet myself.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: managers of incompetent clowns who can't be trusted to do their job properly even after having it explained to them in words of one syllable.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twitter is pretty chill in this situation, imagine if it was Tumblr

    marcelo D.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you know the full extend of what people use twitter for. For example, it is the most used tool to advertise onlyfans pages

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we can see your screen... Please tell the IT department how you circumvented their Web-page blockers..."

    Jennifer Lynn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they said to stop screen sharing, and not to stop scrolling twitter!

    Mireille Oosterhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you post the answer and less than ten seconds later the rest pile on with their "but, but ,butts".

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even better, one of the higher ups emails our corporate people separate from the chain and chides us for replying all and trying to troubleshoot the problem

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply with a wrong answer and one of the other five will set you straight. Email is the Internet, too.

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned, get it overwith now and you will be happy for the rest of the day. Learning to deal head on with conflict has so many benefits.

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would like you to cancel it too, so I can dread the consequences of cancelling it

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent Michael to F-ingClues.com and told him to start downloading

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have occasionally wanted to write "If you had bothered to read the text of my email instead of just glancing at the subject line and assuming you knew what it was about . . ."

    Tirza Sprong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The reading comprehension in this company is p**s poor.' 'How dare you say that we p**s on the poor!'

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    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once started a job and, after not much time, realized the person before me had been doing it wrong for YEARS (a form of data entry). I brought it to my supervisor's attention and was told that I was NOT ALLOWED to do it correctly until management approved the change, and that I should keep doing it incorrectly until they did. That job was an endless nightmare of frustration and unsurprisingly, I left as soon as I could. My job and the database I managed were utterly useless because of how screwed up it had gotten, and they could not have cared less, even though that meant they were wasting tens of thousands of dollars every year over it. Their response every time it got brought up? "We haven't been sued yet *shrug*."

    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone wonders why the attrition rate where I work is 90%. Bad training = bad retention rate. But we can't tell the trainer that. 20 years in the role and she can do no wrong.

    Violet Radar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fight this fight all the time and am so tired. Agendas should contain topics you're DISCUSSING, Tracy! Not every topic that may come up. A 7-page Agenda is absurd.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is how you're SUPPOSED to do it" vs "This is how everyone ACTUALLY does it"

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's the right way, the wrong way, and the army way.

    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha one of the last people I trained is doing training now. Today I heard her trainee ask why we submitted this particular req this particular way and she told them "Well Marvin said..." and I died a little inside

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telephone, corporate style

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screaming into the void :))))

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: Not at all sorry for responding late, don’t care about what you emailed to me, so now please f**k off and don’t contact me again.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would add "countless MEANINGLESS tasks"

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    jzux Report

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I still feel the same way, whatever way that was.

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    MattBellassai Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've started going to chat gbt and type in, "reply to email 'xyz', but make it sound like I'm not an a-hole." Just make sure you get rid of "sure, you could reply with :" because I did that this week, and didn't remove it. 😎

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. You could reply with: You're a genius, Elf!

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    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a tip. Hit reply. Immediately delete out all recipient email addresses so there is no longer a recipient listed. Type out exactly what you want to say, include your "Regards", "Thank you", "Kiss my a***", or whatever. Then go onto something else. Come back 30 minutes later and actually reply. Delete your "draft" email.

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caution you against ranting to a coworker. I did this just yesterday with someone I thought I could trust then I got a nice email last night from my supervisor regarding things I *allegedly* said.

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when i have to deal with whatever social security's latest problem is. i read the notice, i tell my mom about it, i tell my friends about it, i get good and mad and stay that way for a while, and then move on, and THEN the next day i can respond properly to them.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great environment for personal growth and abundant opportunities to make meaningful impacts on the world.

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, truer words were never spoken.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there are no fires tho.

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    Anna Pukse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like plot of horror movie.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Saw sequel. Saw: The Corporate Edition. However, wouldn’t it be interesting if the Saw guy (only saw the first one and didn’t like it, so I never saw the rest and do not know his name) captured people like Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, Trump, and all the other rotten piece of s**t CEOs, and made them run this gauntlet, meting out torture for every wrong answer, then making the winner (if there is one) divest himself of every penny of his wealth and be homeless for the rest of his life. Of course, no one but the Saw guy would know about that “prize” for the winner. Maybe I should copyright that idea. That, and a Reverse Hunger Games, where the wealthy have to fight to only be deported with none of their assets, instead of executed. It would be based on any number of historical revolutions against the aristocracy. Just spitballin’ ideas here, to see if any stick.

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    Micky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like the 8th circle of Hell..

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to pass and if you fail you have to take the test again but the questions and answers are all in random order and you only have a certain amount of time to do it.

    Jen Blank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My organization gave us a digital training for cybersecurity that was a digital cartoon escape room game. I hate jobs when they try to get cute.

    2bwhctmvgn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Force-enable the video controls and fast-forward through the whole thing, then answer the quiz like you're a narc. Worst case: you have to pay attention to the correct bootlicker answer after you get it wrong and have to run through the quiz a second time.

    Jackie Wacky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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    thisone0verhere Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new year resolution was 3840 × 2160

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me an embarrassingly long time to "get" this! Well done!

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading someone's post about how her new years resolution was to try as many pasta shapes as possible. There's always pasta.

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THIS is some forward thinking people!!

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    Balbazz Report

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh there's way too many of those.... I just don't have the time

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I prefer to sit tight, keep my head down, and watch them crash and burn all on their own. Then I’ll throw a “Ding-Dong the B***h is Gone” party.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A principal we desperately wanted to get rid of asked me (as union president) to write him a recommendation for a job with another school system. I wrote it very carefully because I didn't want to screw over another group of teachers. The next week I got a call from someone on the other school's search committee. They said "OK, we read between the lines. What do we really need to know?"

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I like it when they get new jobs

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing SO hard at this! A really awful employee at my company was fired last week. They updated their LinkedIn account and gave themselves a promotion (i.e. the role they described for themselves was higher up than any they've ever had before). And they were TERRIBLE.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst person is the recruiter.

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    BS Detector
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn off LinkedIn, until you're looking for a new job. It's the only time it has any use.

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a month or so I'll scroll for the, "Glad I don't work with that d-bag anymore" effect

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    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question : there are LINKEDIN influencers???

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are narcissists with histrionic personality disorder.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where we need to develop an AI tool, ok you were close but you missed a capital letter, that was your old password - you just changed it yesterday, your right hand was off by a column of keys. Just give us some hints!

    Cold Eagle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that most IT implement the 3 attempts rule as* a standard makes this rather redundant

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get half the day off but it’s spent on hold with IT.

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    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, oops, looks like I get half the day off

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd become a part-time employee every three months when I'm forced to change my password but it happens on a Friday.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but I'd much rather have the afternoon free than the morning. I don't wanna go to work at noon.

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    surfingcorporate Report

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Twitch*. My wife does this. I cannot begin to explain just how much it bothers me.

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the early days of email we had a glitch which left me with negative 40000 or so emails.

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve worked in IT for around 15 years and I was on a Zoom call with one of my coworkers and he had his email up and I saw there were over 80,000 unread emails. I sent him a direct message to please do something about that because it was making my left eye twitch and he’s been with the company for three years. 🤣🤷‍♂️

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a homeschooler who has literally hundreds of thousands of unread emails. Plus there's another one, with mercifully fewer but still a lot, for her other job. Possibly another few thousand here and there too.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't reply to every email with 24 hours they need to be replaced. There are projects waiting on your reply and supposedly you can work at home just as productively as in the office.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really I don't care what he does as long as he doesn''t want to move back home. I've turned his room into an office and it is MY room now.

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have arguable feelings about this. You should probably care a bit about what he's doing. And if your kid really needs to move back for a minute, that should be okay. But I don't know your circumstances, so maybe I'm wrong.

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    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a research scientist. To her dying day, my mom couldn't quite believe that I was actually competent and hadn't blown up my workplace.

    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. My adult child has practical skills; he's a chef. And he'll never be out of work in this field.

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chef here. People will always be hungry and lazy.

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    planetgraves Report

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just repeating "mhm" every 15 seconds, so they don't ask you anything! :))

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could even throw in some "uhuh"s, a few "yep"s, or even a couple of "sure thing"s

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, considering just how badly most managers are at accurately and CLEARLY communicating their ideas to the rest of us, this is pretty much how it goes already.

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I deleted mine because I got sick of jobs that underpaid phoning me trying to convince me to work for them

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    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never go on LinkedIn these days. Fuckkingg boring, people posting banal meaningless tripe and platitudes. When really they're just trying to be relevant. Sad.

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work meetings are the last place where you want to start handing out ice picks.

    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much did the polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! *leaves faster than flash*

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's weird as hell but I still think she looks stunning in 7 out of 9 of these pictures.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no sorry that's definitely "shark steps on lego"

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *triggggggggered* omg omg I literally have nightmares about this happening

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 I-beams holding up 275 I-beams and 1870 tons of assorted materials. Just like my work.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, I noticed the building. But free parking is free parking."

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this picture, I wonder why they risked someone’s life to install these three poor beams and how can they think they can hold this building?

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    surfingcorporate Report

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ctrl A Ctrl C Ctrl V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V

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    AKA AKA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save them for next week. They keep well.

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No apologies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    surfingcorporate Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, keep us updated and let us know when you’ve finally had it, so we can get the Party Planning Committee started planning your going away party.

    Norma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    notice how "had" is past tense

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    Phoenix Burn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that is when you were last happy.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because ya are, Blanche.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate Memphis style, read more about it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_Memphis I hate this style with a passion.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the new hires are all temps.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creates new positions that earn half as much with more workload.

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    paularambles Report

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you hear about leverage, synergy, and low hanging fruit

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s put a pin in this and circle back around to it another time.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S where puppymonkeybaby came from!

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it have $80 million lying around to transfer? HOW?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS always Always ALWAYS 👏Count 👏 The 👏F*****g 👏 Zeros!!! Concentrate on what’s to the left (eg. your other right) of the decimal point.

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    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I got out of LinkedIn was an infinite series of requests asking me to write technical articles for free. Killed my account years ago and have never missed it.

    Gregory Maroda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that years ago and it was the best decision I ever made. LinkedIn is a cesspit of false positivity corporate wannabes. The real productive people are busy being productive.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It were not going to specify the next year of WHAT year.

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    Matt Richardson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My promotion at work had me managing people, it was a very trying time. Thankfully after a merger they reduced my responsibilities and gave me a raise. Or maybe I got demoted, either way, I got a decent raise.

    tarryn norwich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a shift manager at Starbucks lmao.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to manage difficult people less than a year into my first job public service. Forty odd years later now I don't have any subordinate staff. Bliss

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could reuse the pie chart and have the green represent all the bosses who genuinely care about and appreciate their people, and the red represent all the other c**p bosses.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it might be the other way around. With red indicating, paradoxically, money.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, maybe I'm overreacting to this, but I have a co-worker who gets so irritated when the major Jewish holidays hit and we can't get a hold of any of them. But, she loves when we're out for a week for Christmas and they're working. Like...you realize the entire world doesn't celebrate the same holidays or take the same days off right? In fact, crazy thing here, some people don't get holidays off at all no matter their beliefs! Crazy I know!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wasn't what I just read an email Katherine sent to people that week?

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then send it off with "[Client's Name]" left as is

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to read it a couple of times, but I think this actually says “get f**ked”.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my computer muted at all times and we aren't allowed to have Teams on our phone due to confidentiality issues. I've no idea what this sounds like.... but I still don't look like these people. Bummer.

    Trisec Tebeakesse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the "push to talk" noise for me. It's so ingrained in my daily life that whenever I hear it outside of work, I'm automatically reaching for my hip.

    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I hear that ringtone during my off-time, I experience a flash of anxiety.

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    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic: The single tooth under his nose. Can't watch films in cinema with him because of this.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back before I learned how to set my phone to Do Not Disturb, a coworker sent me a TEXT that should have been an email, at around 2:00 am, and it woke me up. I'm afraid I spoke harshly to him about it the next day, but to be fair, he never did it again.