Very true. They pop into my head in the most unexpected times.

Jalapeño on a stick...🤣

It's an inside joke.

This should be ill-eagle!

The title got me

(99.99% hand sanitizer not included)

I told my girlfriend she penciled her eyebrows too high on her face. She looked surprised.

What

My neighbors are idiots. They'd actually call the cops believing what they see.

That's a big hand job.

OO the pickle one

*whispers* "The safe word is Nemo"

Sad.

😟 sad truth

Ha! I'm actually drinking it right now!

GASP

That one dude with the beard

Ian? Is that you?

You can say that they were inseparable. They were together even after death.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ANTMAN

looses every time

there are also many different flies, black fly, house fly, green head, horsefly, sandfly, etc. etc.

We have spider webs on our car.

you forgot the candle

This quickly got out of hand!

Oh the irony...

ohh poor person.lol

I dont get it. Help!

Ikea's iconic bookcase is called Billy btw

everything changed when the wedding nation attacked...